WTF

30 comments

• Warrior15

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  5 years ago

  C'mon Man. You need to confess if CC is your alter ego. Eh ???
• twentyfive

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  5 years ago

  Damn man you’re the Troll daddy fruitcup champion ! ; )
• flagooner

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  5 years ago

  Just let me eat my fruitcup and ogle boobies in peace. ;-)
• twentyfive

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  5 years ago

  BUT I AM THE MASTER PUPPETEER LOL
• SirLapdancealot

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  5 years ago

  flag you need to smoke some herb and chill. Chillax, bruh.
• IceyLoco

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  5 years ago

  But could you trolls afford hoes when you were in college? You can't get laid without paying hoes now, so why hate on him for being in the same position but being young enough to at least enjoy it?
• twentyfive

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  5 years ago

  ^ HUH WTF
• DeclineToState

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  5 years ago

  Fuck You Too Jackie
• nicespice

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  5 years ago

  But it made so much sense. After DC9428 was killed by Robber-1,2,3&4 Flag clearly missed the guy and created an alias in his memory.
• SirLapdancealot

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  5 years ago

  LMFAO clearly IceyDodo can't get laid unless he pays a stripper whore... "I don't mind spending money in the club." "If I fuck a stripper...... " "I offer to pay the house fee, tip out and fine for leaving early) and smoke some weed." "I don't mind doing normal things like giving her weed, alcohol if she can't buy it, or some money to get her eyebrows or nails done... a bill here and there..." "Yeah, Im fine with the sugar daddy aspect. Im not naive to think she'd be with me if I were broke." "Don't care where I met her and have no problem spending the money, its not an issue." "And I agree, its really weird that she would cut off the $$$. You'd think she'd want to push it. And at this stage while I know itll hurt in the long run, Id be down with it. She knows I'll spend it on [view link] was pretty much like we were living in a hip hop video...materialistically, it was there for her. Designer shoes, bags, clothes, the best weed, expensive restaurants. She grew up poor and likes fast money..." "Im hoping if nothing else, she misses the money. She won't find this elsewhere...it was a lot. A few hundred a day, some days over a thousand." "... I'd even be fine with it just being about money if she just stays and acts normal."
• gSteph

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  5 years ago

  I'm with flagooner, gonna have a toke, eat some fruit, and ogle someone.
• CC99

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  5 years ago

  Yeah I agree with Icey, it seems like a lot of you guys are really jealous that I can afford it. Whenever the subject comes up almost everybody here says their first time in a strip club was when they were 18 or 19 which was the exact same age that I was. Nobody goes to strip clubs unless there's something about the normie/civie world that isn't appealing to them. Whether you simply enjoy the personalities of strippers more than civie girls, whether you can't relate to civie girls, or whether you have to directly pay for sex in order to have any. On some level, there's something almost all of you found unappealing about the civie world when you were young, but you probably just couldn't afford to SC.
• CC99

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  5 years ago

  Furthermore, I don't buy the excuse put forth by a lot of guys here that because they are older they can't do it anymore but because I'm young I should be able to. I guarantee you that George Clooney would have no problems. If anything, being young is a disadvantage, and being older is an advantage. Girls aren't attracted to youth the way guys are. Girls seem to be most attracted to men in the 25-39 age range. A lot of guys who are teenagers or in their early 20s are scrawny, have no confidence, and no money. I've seen a shit ton of guys online who said they were hopeless with girls in their teenage years and didn't become attractive to them until they were in their late 20s or 30s. Just face it, the most attractive men in your age range can probably easily do it, but like me, you're not in the most attractive category of men. So you can't. You also have to factor in the fact, which, if you guys saw me in real life you would instantly understand. I look extremely young for my age. Nobody if they saw me would guess that I'm 21, I look 16, I could probably pass for 14 or 15 if I tried. I was one time in the bathroom at a strip club and a guy asked me if I had gotten in with a fake ID. That's how young I look.
• nicespice

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  5 years ago

  I’m sure you could find somebody in the 18-20 year old range. Have you ever gone to an anime convention? Those can often get pretty raunchy. And the females would definitely be of the “cutesy/cuddly” variety. The only caveat I have tho would be to definitely check her ID or take her to a bar where somebody else would check ID.
• SirLapdancealot

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  5 years ago

  "Furthermore, I don't buy the excuse put forth by a lot of guys here that because they are older they can't do it anymore but because I'm young I should be able to." ^ LMAO Beta CCuck this is a strawman argument. Nobody has put this forth but yourself. You continue to make excuses and divert the real reason on why you can't get laid at your age. It's not our excuses, they are YOUR excuses.
• nicespice

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  5 years ago

  I’m starting to wonder whether flagooner goes for mostly sorority type girls—and thus the conflict with frat guys.
• twentyfive

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  5 years ago

  ^LOL
• CC99

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  5 years ago

  @NiceSpice I think going to a con is a good idea. The Greek conflict has more to do with the fact that their presence just dominates the campus life. Bad exposure might be another thing because I felt mistreated by my freshman roommate, who was a frat guy. Its also worth considering that at my particular school, most frat guys act extremely stereotypically. This may not be true of all schools, but at mine in particular, they do. If I had gone to an urban school with low Greek presence I probably would hardly ever mention them.
• Warrenboy75

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  5 years ago

  Flagooner.......if you are a millenial which one of about two dozen of you a-holes with the "man bun" were you today at the gym clogging up the traffic on all the weight machines taking freakin selfies...... I forgot why over time I had started to hate NYC. And the strip clubs suck here as well......glad this business trip is almost over..........
• Warrenboy75

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  5 years ago

  CC99 the first two or three dozen times I went to a strip club it was because my direct boss at the time wanted to go.....hard to say no. It's also why I didn't go back into one for the better part of two decades. What brought me back into them is a couple of reasons--mostly because a couple of the girls I met on SA were strippers and I found out that going was a lot different than the first time around. I still prefer SA and normally I need to be bored out of my mind in a hotel room to go to one. So being older ( which I am) doesn't equate to any of the narrative being put out there by people on this board.
• MackTruck

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  5 years ago

  Flag, you had me going for a second. You are CC
• SirLapdancealot

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  5 years ago

  flag is channeling his inner Beta CCuck
• nicespice

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  5 years ago

  Maybe one day I’ll make a trip to Orlando to gift CC a body pillow. How about this one? [view link]
• twentyfive

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  5 years ago

  ^ This works better in Orlando [view link]
• twentyfive

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  5 years ago

  That one was for you @nicespice ; )
• NinaBambina

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  5 years ago

  What is this "loser leaf" that you speak of? Is it similar to the "devil's lettuce" you speak of? Idk what either of those are.
• flagooner

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  5 years ago

  By definition... people who smoke marijuana recreationally are losers. So I started calling marijuana "Loser Leaf" as a new slang term.
• NinaBambina

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  5 years ago

  What is marijuana?
• twentyfive

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  5 years ago

  ^ Smokable salad greens ;)
• IceyLoco

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  5 years ago

  I love loser leaf.... And anyone can get laid if they stick in their league. Its really that simple.