WTF

C'mon Man. You need to confess if CC is your alter ego. Eh ???

Damn man you’re the Troll daddy fruitcup champion ! ; )

Just let me eat my fruitcup and ogle boobies in peace. ;-)

BUT I AM THE MASTER PUPPETEER LOL

^ HUH WTF

Fuck You Too Jackie

But it made so much sense. After DC9428 was killed by Robber-1,2,3&4 Flag clearly missed the guy and created an alias in his memory.

I'm with flagooner, gonna have a toke, eat some fruit, and ogle someone.

Yeah I agree with Icey, it seems like a lot of you guys are really jealous that I can afford it. Whenever the subject comes up almost everybody here says their first time in a strip club was when they were 18 or 19 which was the exact same age that I was. Nobody goes to strip clubs unless there's something about the normie/civie world that isn't appealing to them. Whether you simply enjoy the personalities of strippers more than civie girls, whether you can't relate to civie girls, or whether you have to directly pay for sex in order to have any. On some level, there's something almost all of you found unappealing about the civie world when you were young, but you probably just couldn't afford to SC.

Furthermore, I don't buy the excuse put forth by a lot of guys here that because they are older they can't do it anymore but because I'm young I should be able to. I guarantee you that George Clooney would have no problems. If anything, being young is a disadvantage, and being older is an advantage. Girls aren't attracted to youth the way guys are. Girls seem to be most attracted to men in the 25-39 age range. A lot of guys who are teenagers or in their early 20s are scrawny, have no confidence, and no money. I've seen a shit ton of guys online who said they were hopeless with girls in their teenage years and didn't become attractive to them until they were in their late 20s or 30s.

Just face it, the most attractive men in your age range can probably easily do it, but like me, you're not in the most attractive category of men. So you can't. You also have to factor in the fact, which, if you guys saw me in real life you would instantly understand. I look extremely young for my age. Nobody if they saw me would guess that I'm 21, I look 16, I could probably pass for 14 or 15 if I tried. I was one time in the bathroom at a strip club and a guy asked me if I had gotten in with a fake ID. That's how young I look.

I’m sure you could find somebody in the 18-20 year old range. Have you ever gone to an anime convention? Those can often get pretty raunchy. And the females would definitely be of the “cutesy/cuddly” variety.

The only caveat I have tho would be to definitely check her ID or take her to a bar where somebody else would check ID.

I’m starting to wonder whether flagooner goes for mostly sorority type girls—and thus the conflict with frat guys.

^LOL

@NiceSpice

I think going to a con is a good idea.

The Greek conflict has more to do with the fact that their presence just dominates the campus life. Bad exposure might be another thing because I felt mistreated by my freshman roommate, who was a frat guy. Its also worth considering that at my particular school, most frat guys act extremely stereotypically. This may not be true of all schools, but at mine in particular, they do. If I had gone to an urban school with low Greek presence I probably would hardly ever mention them.

Flagooner.......if you are a millenial which one of about two dozen of you a-holes with the "man bun" were you today at the gym clogging up the traffic on all the weight machines taking freakin selfies...... I forgot why over time I had started to hate NYC.

And the strip clubs suck here as well......glad this business trip is almost over..........

CC99 the first two or three dozen times I went to a strip club it was because my direct boss at the time wanted to go.....hard to say no. It's also why I didn't go back into one for the better part of two decades.

What brought me back into them is a couple of reasons--mostly because a couple of the girls I met on SA were strippers and I found out that going was a lot different than the first time around.

I still prefer SA and normally I need to be bored out of my mind in a hotel room to go to one. So being older ( which I am) doesn't equate to any of the narrative being put out there by people on this board.

Flag, you had me going for a second. You are CC

Maybe one day I’ll make a trip to Orlando to gift CC a body pillow. How about this one? ebay.com

^ This works better in Orlando quickmeme.com

That one was for you @nicespice ; )

What is this "loser leaf" that you speak of? Is it similar to the "devil's lettuce" you speak of?

Idk what either of those are.

By definition... people who smoke marijuana recreationally are losers.

So I started calling marijuana "Loser Leaf" as a new slang term.

What is marijuana?

^ Smokable salad greens ;)