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Bottoms Up

Irvington, New Jersey

My last stop here...never coming back, ever!

I decided to add this written off joint to my list of places to hit today and did I regret it yet again, I don’t even know why I bothered to go to this…

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Perfume

My fav. in one of my regular clubs just started wearing heavy perfume. I told her I couldn't get any dances and why (wife). I hope she stops. Anyone have the same problem?

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Another visit to Scarlet Lounge

I love dive bars so I was worried when I heard they were remodeling Scarlet Lounge. But nothing to worry about, whatever they did was pretty minimal, maybe some new carpet and chairs? The men's…

Fantasy Girls

Reno, Nevada

Dissappointed

I originally went to Spice House, but there were hardly any cars in the parking lot, so I came over here instead. Good size club. Large bar and a lot of seating. Beer prices…

Chez Joey

Baltimore, Maryland

Wednesday evening visit

I was in Baltimore and decided to poke my head into this bar. It one long narrow bar room with a stage on the left and seats along the bar and the wall to the…

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Why is it so hard

Finding decent strip clubs for black women...it’s so irritating ..black clubs are usually ghetto and club looks Shitty bad management etc or mixed/white strip clubs are racist or discriminating ..does anyone know where a decent strip club for black…

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Why is is so hard

Finding decent strip clubs for black women...it’s so irritating ..black clubs are usually ghetto and club looks Shitty bad management etc or mixed/white strip clubs are racist or discriminating ..does anyone know where a decent strip club for black…

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I don't even wanna give birth ever why the fuck did God give me periods like at

God decided to give me my period right beforr a huge test I haven't been able to study :(((( Damn ugh

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Very good for Las Vegas

So I had a good day at the tables and in my mind that means I need to redistribute that wealth elsewhere in Las Vegas. I've always been a fan of Little Darlings, and…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Back to Sahara

I went by the club around lunch time since I had just met a client nearby. The club was dark as usual and not too many dancers yet at that point of time.…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Okay time

So I think everyone knows the deal on the layout of the club. Two bars, dancers linger in between which is cool they aren’t too pushy. Don’t know why there is a low urinal for…

Beemers Gentlemen's Club

McKeesport, Pennsylvania

Strange collections of girls except for Kayla

I won’t go over the layout as it has been done many times. I stopped in on a Saturday night just looking for some fun. I have been here in the past and…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

Becoming My Favorite Place again.

I've had a couple bad experiences here recently, but it's been getting better lately. The place is nothing to write home about, but you come for the girls not the glitz. Most will do whatever…

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

Hot Dancer

I have reviewed this place in the past and always enjoyed going there. The club is clean and well kept. The dancers have always been in my opinion average by that I mean reasonable looks…

Billy Budd's Pub

Pelham Manor, New York

Mediocre Local Dive Bar

Visited on a Friday. There is minimal street parking only. There is a long bar on the left that looks likenit hasnt been touched in 40 years.! With stools Wooden tables and chairs to.the side.…

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Chicago

It seems that the general consensus is that Chicago clubs are expensive with limited milage dances. So, for those of you that live there or have experience with the area, which clubs would you recommend? I will be there about…

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7 ITC.... 4 OTC

Ever have a solid 7 ITC...... meet otc , easily a 4. ?Maybe 3.

2NYT Entertainment

Winona, Minnesota

Another stop at the old 4 mile...

Well swung into the 4 mile for a quick stop and hopping it would be how I remembered it back in my college days... Well.... not so much. I went in the early evening about 7…

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, Illinois

Gold Room Round 1

Gold Room has probably one of the more nicest layouts of a modern strip club. It definitely sets the tone to attract the guest to get in the “mood”. The club is huge and have…

Lido Thursday Night

So first of all this is basically at the Scores Club. Lido takes the club over on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday and they host the event. I entered in on the 27th St…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Rick's Thursday Early Evening

Came on a Thursday late afternoon around 3pm. The club is very noticeable from the exterior and there is a bouncer at the street side. Once you enter you walk down a hallway…

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What was the longest hangover you ever had?

For me it was the five days after my stag party. The goal of those attending was to get me to drink until I passed out. I cracked my first beer on the golf course at 10:00 a.m. and…

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I Am a Gentleman

I may be a lot of horrible things. But despite all of my foibles, I am, at least, a gentleman. As a gentleman, I have been known to occasionally canoodle moderately unattractive women just to be polite. You know how…

Bucks Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

Bucks in Fort Worth

I recently made a stop at Buck's on Mark IV Parkway in Fort Worth, fairly early on a Friday afternoon. Even though it was only about 1PM, there was a decent…

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THE FEMBOTS ARE HERE! Friday, April 20, 2018 kpbs.org San Marcos is home to Re

This is the article: https://www.kpbs.org/news/2018/apr/20/realdoll-launches-ai-sex-dolls/ YouTube “San Marcos-Based RealDoll Launches AI (Artificial Intelligence)Sex Dolls https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb2fj4VDnXg In a few of years they will be like the Fembots of the Austin Powers movies!!! Title almost says it all.

Madame Rouge NYC

New York, New York

Satins Saturday Night

Came here with a buddy that was out of town. Didn't pay cover luckily because we walked in with a large group of guys and it was after 1am. The place is exactly what others…

Tijuana

Are Tijuana clubs any different over the last year?

Has anyone noticed a changes in Tijuana clubs over the last year, due to the border squabbles?

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I don't understand why some people my age like to spend.their mornings recoverin

Like how do u actually enjoy letting life control you as opposed to u running it.... K

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Dayshift getting better again.

Stopped by Tuesday around 1pm. Was pleasantly surprised to find 10+ girls working considering my last several visits there had only been 3-4. Mostly the regular faces but also a couple new girls that…

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

Friday Night Beer

Stopped in with some buddies on a Friday night last month before we headed out to some other Fells Point bars. We didn’t stay long, definitely less than hour, just long enough to have a…

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Nicole diaries #100: nah.I never needed money to motivate me to work hard and no

K Lol

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OT: Tim Conway, RIP (1933-2019)

If laughter is good medicine, Tim Conway dispensed plenty of it. He was the master of deadpan delivery. RIP, Tim C.

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, Florida

Starting to grow on me

My overall impression of Solid Gold is consistent with most of the other reviews. This particular iteration of SG has not yet reached its former Ft Lauderdale glory, and it is unlikely that it…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Great night, except for one dancer who shorted me a song

Visited Hustler after a long time. I was impressed that the club has kept up the cleanliness and classiness. I always get the wristband for upstairs too. There were a few Russian girls, one of…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Mediocre Visit

First, a quick note about Chicago Club. Stopped by here first based on glowing recent reviews. This afternoon though the club was dead. Only 7-10 girls, none attractive and I was the only monger in…

Emperors Gentlemen's Club

Tampa, Florida

Split Club With Split Resu.ts

The club is split into two parts. Other reviews had mentioned it, but initially I thought the nude side would be closed, because it was a Tuesday and my understanding was that the nude side…

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Follies

I’m about to make a long over due visit to Follies and was wondering what the talent is like these days. Last I remember reading a few months ago white girls were getting scarce, and there was a mini…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Good time but Fewest Dancers i've ever seen

I stopped in right at 11:30, wanted to get in before I had to head to the airport, and was surprised to see no dancers anywhere on the floor. I've been in early before and…

Mouse's Ear

Knoxville, Tennessee

Met my expectations

First time here. Had seen mixed reviews. I enjoyed myself. Went early in the day when it is slow, but that is how I like it. In Tennessee I did not…

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Smart talk

I just traded a case of beer and a lawn mower for a van! I am going to pull a Chris Farley andnlive 9n a van down by the river

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

ROB alert - Jennifer

I visited on Monday evening and decided to take a different approach then my norm and what has worked well for me..bad mistake. I thought maybe I should talk to and explore those I…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

Not a cheap date.

Somewhat new to the area and still trying to feel things out. Sunday night I thought I would check out Deja Vu Seattle. I went to the Deja Vu by the Airport before it shut…

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Woman charged for alleged coconut assault outside of Florida strip club

It's sad when innocent coconuts are used as deadly weapons. https://news3lv.com/news/offbeat/woman-charged-for-alleged-coconut-assault-outside-of-florida-strip-club

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Discussion Board Suggestion

@founder It would be great if we could tag specific discussions as blocked or ignore. That would allow us to clear our board of discussions that get repeatedly bumped without blocking the person entirely.

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Attitude adjustment needed!

I’ve been around the block when it comes to Tampa Strip Clubs! I dream of the glory years of the 90’s when things were more fast & loose. This particular club is as clean as…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

The Night Ended Nicely

I took an Uber from my hotel near LAX and arrived around 10:30 pm on Tuesday. Got frisked outside and then entered and paid $10 at the door. I sat at the bar…

Spearmint Rhino

Carter Lake, Iowa

What Happened to This Place?!

Haven't been here in a few months even though this has been my favorite local club. There's no other way to say this...it sucked tonight. Strip clubs are supposed to be about fantasy. Not everyone's…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

I miss the Playhouse

Visited Tuesday May 14 at 11:00 pm. With the Playhouse out of commission, I decided to scope out some other spots in the local area. I visited Risqué once about a year ago and my goal…

Lady Godivas I Casablanca

Greenville, South Carolina

Not much to say

I won't call this a review but I stopped in this club to see if anything had changed since my last visit a few months ago. There were 7 or so dancers. At different times…

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What do you want most in an ATF?

Q. What do you want most in an ATF? A. Your dick.

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Rucalcoholic

Traffic sucks in raining Seattle at 5pm. Stopped in to let the traffic die down. Paid$15 and got a large coke and sat on the benches overlooking the locker room. About 10 girls and 3…

Bottoms Up Club

Fayetteville, Arkansas

Pretty creepy spot tbh

Not much to choose from in the area but I went for it while on a business trip to nwa. Was hoping for a college girl to be working but they all seemed like townies.…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Unexpectedly packed for a Sunday...

It's been a while since my last review for a club. I was in Jax for work and got bored afterwards and wanted to see how Wackos was. For a Sunday night I was surprised…

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We Apologize for the Inconvenience

The original TrollWarnBot once provided a valuable service to the TUSCL community by identifying and warning the members of the TUSCL community as to which accounts are troll profiles so that new members can distinguish a troll account from a…

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Trolls

This place has become infested with the worst kind of trolls since I was off-duty, they are no longer funny, creative, or entertaining but are starting to harass certain members. I am now taking it upon myself to disrupt the…

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“We have courtesans for the sake of pleasure," says Demosthenes, "concubines for

In this one startling sentence is the Greek view of woman in the classic age. And in all times for those who can afford it... Demosthenes (384 – 12 October 322 BC) Greek statesman and orator of ancient Athens. His orations constitute a significant expression…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Barely Legal Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Gorgeous dancers but subpar lap dances

Went for a friend’s bachelor party and we bought a VIP package. The drinks and admission were a decent value, which was appreciated. Definitely made us more willing to spend on the girls. The pole…

Pure Gold's Crazy Horse Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Ok time

Been here a few times before pretty much the same overall as far as the layout. This place is bring your own beer so you should come prepared. The dancers all walk around the stage…

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Beginning to feel like a real pig

Pl confession time. Just getting home from a 15.5 hour day that saw me stop at a local strip club and receive a TREMEMDOUS bbbj probably around 1:30 ish or so today. As I’m getting ready for bed I realize…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

Best, worst

Red Room continues to be one of three clubs (PC, Harem the others) that are not complete waste of time on block. Facilities, bar tenders still the same, good lap dance section and garbage VIP. Red…

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Stage Tipping

Whenever I see a girl I like at the stage, I go up to tip her and she usually gives me some attention. I generally tip $3-5 and that seems fine by them as far as I can tell.…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Decent time

So, I had a couple appointments in the Akron area, so I thought I would stop by. It is been a while. About a year since I’ve been back. I entered the bar and took…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Good lunch visit

When I hit a SC for lunch I usually go to Emporers, but the last few times have had very few girls working causing incredibly slow stage rotations with multiple songs between sets that are…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

What girl would recommend here I have only gotten dances

What girl would recommend here I have only gotten dances from Kat

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Weekday night at Hustler club

I've been here a couple of times now, typically on weekday nights. It's never been overly busy during that time, so there's definitely a good ratio of dancers to patrons. Large space and stage, so…

Privilege Lounge 216

Cleveland, Ohio

Pleasant Surprise

First time at Secrets, went about 5:00 on a Tuesday. A big place, long bar with seats on both sides, about 15 tables with a big stage, a pool table and a full kitchen.…

Club 27 Cabaret

Four Corners, Florida

Don’t waste your time

I have read the strip club scene reviews regarding any clubs near Orlando and I must say my curiosity got the best of me. This place was a waste of time and money. The…

New Lido

This was my first visit to the "new" lido. Basically, it's just Scores with additional dancers, but I think it's better than Scores on it's own. So the entrance is the back door to…

The Brass Ass Lounge

Newport, Kentucky

Been awhile....still good enough, not great

It’s probably been five or six years since I was last here. Nothings changed. Walked in around three and two girls were on the floor, supposedly our third was in the back getting ready. But…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

The store inside hotel Cas rear entrance is closed and

The store inside hotel Cas rear entrance is closed and emptied out this week. Wonder what happened. The OXXO stores across the streets are good to stock up your drinks, but bring your own bag.

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When a fav gives you an overpriced menu

I have been seeing a girl for over 2 years at a low mileage bar. She's a 7 and provides a great GFE type lapdance till i LDK. I have known that she dances at a high mileage bar and…

Sky Lounge

Houston, Texas

Slow day

Must have been a slow day only one lady was working. When I sat at the bar she got up off the couch and asked what I wanted and laid back down after I…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Killing time before work

Hadn't been for a while & I needed to kill time before I went in to my job, seemed like the best time to go. The outside of club is the same. Industrial area in Beltsville,…

Daily Planet

Oak Ridge, New Jersey

Log Cabin Strip Club: If you've never, you should at least once....

I have to totally agree with the reviews that have come before regarding the location, ambiance, etc. I went in knowing what to expect and personally, had a great time.…

Riverside Corral

Portland, Oregon

Low key and enjoyable

I like this place because of the dancers and the atmosphere. Most lovely dancers in a casual neighborhood bar kind of setting. They are nice to talk with on stage and off stage. Average age…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Not feeling it

Having PH withdrawal, I took a ride to Ballpark. Smaller than I thought with a c shaped bar, small stage on the back wall with 1 pole in the middle of it. Paid…

Kandy's Adult Playground Gentlemen's Club

Waterford, Pennsylvania

My Go To club

I have been there three times and Kandy's has satisfied each time. The other clubs in PA can't compare. The girls are incredibly nice and are not overly aggressive. Be aware this place is BYOB…

Riviera Gentleman's Club

Astoria, New York

Stereotypical Strip Club

I've been to Rivera's a few time late on Friday or Saturday nights. I usually arrive after 11pm and stay an hour or two depending on the vibe. On to the pertinent details. GETTING IN: The…

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

Great place to hang out

I stopped by on a Friday evening to check the place out, normally I stop by at lunch time. The bar entrance is at the back of the building off a cramped parking lot. I…

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Florida maybe creating a pimps and johns registry

https://www.tampabay.com/florida-politics/buzz/2019/05/14/florida-may-create-prostitution-registry-for-pimps-and-johns/

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

As advertised

I hit Scarlett's on a Wednesday evening and 730. It was pretty quiet as you'd expect. I arrived and was able to go to the bar and get a bottle of water for about $5…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Saturday afternoon

I had an hour to kill while in the area, so I stopped by Kitten's on a Saturday afternoon. It was really slow, and there looked to be around 8-10 girls working and maybe 5…

Tru Playas Lounge

Midway, Georgia

North-FL/South-Ga Roadtrip - TR 1 of 3

----------- NOTES: ----------- + this is kinda a long wordy review of a small-black club visit, thus skip it if short on time or patience or the subject-matter does not interest you + this review is part of a…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

North-FL/South-Ga Roadtrip - TR 2 of 3

----------- NOTES: ----------- + review is long/wordy - skip it if short on time/patience + this review is part of a 3-part PL-trilogy/road-trip - all 3 reviews will have the same Intro section thus no need to re-read the…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Anyone where Carter or butterfly is ?

Anyone where Carter or butterfly is ?

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Do you manscape?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30pbTZwhec8

Idle Hour Saloon

Hurley, Wisconsin

Damn! That Was Unexpected!

Yes, this is one of my go to places in the Northern Wilds of Wisconsin - it just sort of has a fun vibe and sometimes strange things happen. Well, a couple weeks ago on…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

DC Outing

In summary, Camelot is a classy, very low pressure and low mileage, “tip” only club. Beautiful girls to look at while you’re relaxing. Camelot's biggest challenge is a marketing challenge and setting expectations. As DC…

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Lumberyard Bed Dances

Business will be taking me to Des Moines in June and am researching my evening entertainment options. I have read the many reviews on the establishments in and around Des Moines - it seems like the Beach Club and the…

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Suspect officially charged in deadly baseball attack at Denver strip club

Q. If you saw a man beating a stripper with a baseball bat, would you jump in to help? A. No. It sounds like he has it all under control. https://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/local-news/suspect-officially-charged-in-deadly-baseball-attack-at-denver-strip-club

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Central El Paso strip club 'The Cabaret' to close permanently

https://www.ktsm.com/news/local/el-paso-news/central-el-paso-strip-club-the-cabaret-to-close-permanently/2000132716

Club ONYX Houston

Houston, Texas

bad

the valet is 20 bucks and the cover is 20 bucks. The places smells like marijuana and the music is so loud. They offer hooka and you can smoke inside but the atmosphere is not…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Gave this place a try

Heard of this place for years now just never wanted to make the drive. its a pretty small place for a club and for some reason i decided to check it out on a monday…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

A Total Ripoff

I had not been to this place in a long time, not since the new ownership took over. It was late at night and I had just had a bad experience at the Hi-Liter…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

A disappoint ment

I had been to this place before and had good luck but this time I did not. The stage was empty about half the time and the girls were all talking to other guys…

Foxy

El Paso, Texas

I returned and it wasn’t terrible...

So I’ve had a few bad experiences here and vowed to never return...famous last words. Nothing has changed as far as layout. Two stages and a VIP. I moved out of town and a friend…

Leather and Lace

Gastonia, North Carolina

If I lived near this joint it would be hard to not stop by for a $10 dance...

So I used to live in Belmont and used frequent this joint many years ago. Back when the strip club scene was strong this place was such a good value. Well for me the value…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Interesting afternoon!!!

As you pull in Dancers it has a great parking lot with no pot holes and very light with cameras to make you feel safe! Enter in and it is so dark it takes…

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What’s the difference between a stripper and an undertaker?

Q. What’s the difference between a stripper and an undertaker? A. An undertaker is usually fully dressed when he sees a stiff.

Al's Diamond Cabaret

Reading, Pennsylvania

Waste of time

Been over a year since I have been here was hoping things had changed. Arrived early on a Saturday evening around 6:30, walked in and the place was dead. The guy at the door…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

It's Virginia. Its better than nothing.

So I was coming back early from a meeting one afternoon and decided to stop in instead of heading back to domestic bliss. I paid the 5 dollar coverage and decided to go into…

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, California

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Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Dancer Review

I was visiting from out of town and worked here on a Thursday and Friday. On the phone, they told me to have my ID and social. In person, I’m not too sure they even…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Bogarts.. never change.

Seasons come and go, but Bogarts never changes. Don’t let a new awning out front fool you, the appeal of Bogarts is unaltered. Within striking distance of Detroit metro airport, Bogarts continues the pattern…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Another visit

Made another trip to Dancers, this time during the week. This club has become quite comfortable for me. You won’t find any extras here but always reasonably attractive women and a good grind. Scanned idea…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Disappointed

In town for business. Stopped by BT Dearborn first but couldn’t close the deal. Headed to Criket next. About 10 dancers and equal number of patrons. The girls were a bit too far…

Chicago Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Slowly changing

I first went to Chicago club 4 years ago. It was quite boring and dead. There was about 5 to 6 girls in there and 1 or 2 guys. Been there a…

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Bottle Service

I'm pretty new when it comes to clubs. Since I don't drink alcohol, I have no idea what it means to "get a bottle" as in "a bottle is $250" or "for $500 you get a bottle" kind of…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Rainy Monday and no sunshine here.

I've been living in south Florida for 5 years and I've reviewed Cheetah's a few times giving them good reviews. I went in today for the first time in a couple of months and it…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

Satisfaction Received

Although I have reviewed Fantasy before, and visited the establishment many times in the last 5 years, I intend to review it again to allow everyone to know what they can expect if they decide…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Surprising Day Visit

This review is for both Wednesday and a Thursday afternoon visits, about a week apart. I got there around 3 PM both times, and found the parking lot to be about half full, despite the…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Its All In How You Phrase It...

...so I found out this last trip to HL on an early Thursday afternoon. There's no cover in the afternoon (until 5pm I believe) and the early afternoon is a great time to catch the…

Ye Olde Axe

Spitalfields, England

Spent a stupid amount but f**k me it was worth it!

Only my 3rd ever visit to the Axe and my 2nd review on the establishment. My first was a full 10 years ago, and rather disappointing. I didn't review the second visit 4 years ago as it…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

Very nice but different club

To start off, I’m sure others have touched on this, but this isn’t a traditional club where you sit and watch girls on the stage. You sit at a bar, and girls walk by and…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

First time. VIP 2x

Leaving this review whole it’s FRESH! As in, I still smell of herb and smoke. And before I walk into Cheetah. I am not planning on comparing the two as I using them for two…

Obsessions Cabaret

Barboursville, West Virginia

Had to stop for the night

Was traveling back from Kentucky to my normal stomping grounds and had to stop for the night, checked into a motel just off the interstate and after getting something to eat I googled the closest…

Dream Girls Wilkes-Barre

Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania

Really Lame

Stopped in for the first time on a Monday. Surprised to see only 1 dancer over 45 minutes. Nice enough but weird that the dj seemed to be a tape as he was commenting…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

It's Officially Closed Sorry Guys

The El Paso strip club The Cabaret closed down permanently amid prostitution complaints according to the El Paso Times. They were supposed to work things out and reopen after the last hearing on April 12…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Great clean club, back again

My fave clean cut place. Girls are very hot, all great skinny bods. Almost all euros. Its a hang out place, not a high mileage place. Went back again recently. I think theres a lot…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

English Breakfast

Had a day off of work and some cash to burn. Figured it has been nearly 2 years since I was out for some fun and wanted to get back into the game. I grabbed…

Fritz That's It

Anaheim, California

Went in to watch a basketball game

I was visiting Orange County for a conference, and I decided to go in on a Weekday night (~9PM) to catch a basketball game and catch a dance. The cover was 10$ and a corona…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Started slow...ended great

I stopped into BD for the first time in a few months on a Saturday afternoon. Same setup as always. Girls rotate stages and work their way around the room. I still haven't figured out…

Blue Lagoon Spa

Mississauga, Ontario

Second try

I went here a couple of years back. Experience was not good. It was ok. When in the area, always visit Allure. I couldn’t take prior appointment with Allure and it was very busy. When…

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Judge grants motion to suppress video evidence in Robert Kraft spa case

WTF https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wcvb.com/amp/article/judge-grants-motion-to-suppress-video-evidence-in-robert-kraft-spa-case/27458591 Why won't they let cops do their jobs? How are they ever going to put a dent in Human Sex Trafficking?

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Looking for that “diamond”

Another visit too Dollies for me. If your looking for girls in the 7 and above rating you way want to consider another town let alone another club in Washington. First of all, this…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Lunch special run.

Decided to try the moon during the 12 to 2 special. Came on a Monday around 12:30 and wasn't too packed like I'd thought. The cover is 5 bucks and covers any entree with the…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Lunch special run.

Decided to try the moon during the 12 to 2 special. Came on a Monday around 12:30 and wasn't too packed like I'd thought. The cover is 5 bucks and covers any entree with the…

Hott 22

Union, New Jersey

Never again

$20 cover to see fat dancers in bikini. Don't waste your money in this place. Its def the first and last for me. With some many good strip clubs around the area. I don't this…

New Century Theater

San Francisco, California

Vicious Predators.

So on a very rare occasion, i end up walking in around 1:00 am. I am a day time or early evening guy. I dont really frequent clubs late nights especially weekend nights. I…

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Surprisingly sweet

This club is located relatively close to regular clubs, which is convenient for Philly. Got there at 12:30....thank god because it’s BYOB after 2. It really wasn’t as crowded as I expected it to…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

These Girls are Midiocre at Best

With only two girls working on a Saturday evening, I was extremely disappointed in the selection at this place. It is literally out in the middle of nowhere down a residential street. The…

Spot Lite

West Allis, Wisconsin

What the hell happened

Came in on a Friday afternoon at the 4pm in late April. For those that don’t know this is a small club. Has on small lap dance area that seats one. The place was totally…

Thee Officer's Club

Jacksonville, Florida

Very Varying Experiences

Thee (with 2 "E"s) Officers Club sits just outside a Naval base in what's traditionally been a pretty seedy neighborhood but is trying to move upscale with new developments. In that spirit, the club has…

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The underboob bikini. Yes or no?

See photos: https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/13/underboob-bikini-next-big-instagram-trend-9506261/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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Support of Single Moms

Earlier today I drove past Eden’s Cabaret. I always read what they put on their sign out front. This morning it said. “Come on in, Support Single Moms”. I think it was still left from…

Bobbi's VIP Room

Springfield, Oregon

Solid

My first time to Bobbi's, a rare two visits on the Friday and Saturday before Easter. I was pleased. First visit there were only one or two patrons and a small handful of dancers.…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Good times

Was about to hit up BU on a Saturday afternoon, but decided to see how Vics was first. Never made it to BU. Paid the $5 cover, grabbed a beer and within minutes a thicker…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

There were a few black girls there, some more stacked,

There were a few black girls there, some more stacked, some more black, its a regular smorgasbord of pussy

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TUSCLers and their CF's

Whenever I listen fellow members stories about ATFs/CFs/DSs or whatever I'm often wondering what the fuck these people look like. It would really help me color the story to see exactly what we are dealing with. In the same vein…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Piper

Was here few weeks ago on a wed afternoon. Saw piper for the first time. Others where the usual crowd. Jersey , Cherry and Debbie. Piper USA fit WOC. She is a raven export. Took…

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Mack Truck is a Little Biatch

I've contributed, not because I have to as I have a lifetime pass but because I want to help fellow members, three to four new reviews over the past week or so. Why is it that a troll persona, with whom…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Bottle service question.... Can I use this instead of fichas for

Bottle service question.... Can I use this instead of fichas for the girls? I can’t finish a bottle in my own, so can I store it at HK for the next day? Don’t really like beer.

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China Tariffs

In November 2017, President Trump made a lengthy trip to Asia, meeting with the leaders of Japan, India, South Korea, Vietnam, and the Philippines. He announced the topic of conversation was trade. Fast forward to today, and it’s clear this…

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Recruit Difficulty and stay broke? WTF!?

I never understand these adult entertainers (I say that instead of a specific title because I'm casting a wide net across the promiscuous board) and their TERRIBLE money habits. With the advent of technology, learning how to have your money…

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Austin 4AMer

https://spectrumlocalnews.com/tx/austin/news/2019/05/13/man-critically-injured-in-east-travis-co--shooting Man found shot outside XTC at 4:15am.

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Why is a stripper like instant coffee?

Q. Why is a stripper like instant coffee? A. They're both useless unless they're wet.

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dancer tried a new move on me

I had a dancer do a new move on me the other night, it was amazing and somewhat painful all at the same time. She would continuously grab jr through my pants and position him so he'd be angled the…

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Hi I'd like to introduce myself. I am like so bored right now. That other bitch

k bye

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Nicole diaries #10: spoke to my dad today. I lied to him cuz he thinks he I fast

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So anxious

These young ladies know how to move in heels: https://youtu.be/FW-AdNs3HXw

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First trip to COI . Need advice

I've been able to discern quite a bit from this forum for my travels. I'll be in LA for a few days, and will try to hit the COI clubs. Probably will have a couple days to try day…

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Clothes at SCs

What do you guys like to wear to SCs? Particularly the pants. Do you guys consider that for the lapdances.

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

I'm going to be in the area in June and

I'm going to be in the area in June and had a couple questions for you regulars. How do customers typically dress here? Is the single day membership to Club Lust worthwhile? I think I read it's $100 for the…

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Who to see a BTS dearborn. Nowadays

Who are some good dancers to see nowadays at BTS dearborn on dayshift or nightshift.

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Who to see a BTS dearborn. Nowadays

Hey who are some good dancers to see on dayshift or nightshift at BTS Dearborn at the moment. Haven't been their in a while.

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Stripclub law in Washington state

https://www.king5.com/mobile/article/news/politics/gov-inslee-signs-stripper-safety-bill-into-law/281-b324ceeb-1616-4ca3-badd-2a14bae0a208?fbclid=IwAR1aOBv0SmUwdZ9s1eHgqCloIsSmv82Gp9WfratYfBDs96k51IqNy68PuBk?fbclid=IwAR1aOBv0SmUwdZ9s1eHgqCloIsSmv82Gp9WfratYfBDs96k51IqNy68PuBk

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1st otc

Went to Follies today to see my fav. We have talked a little about it before and now have set up a day for us this week. I'm just a little nervous as this we be the 1st time doing

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OT: An alternative to the Waifu Pillows sex partners;,life size realistic silico

We are living in very interesting times for the human species. Some websites with “nice looking” dolls https://myrealdolls.com/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIj5S96tGW4gIVlONkCh3k-gFTEAAYASAAEgLru_D_BwE https://racymedolls.com An article about the trend: https://www.siliconwives.com/blogs/news/a-sex-doll-sales-boom-what-s-causing-it “Sex Dolls Provide a Safe And Respectful Alternative” “The Future of Sex Dolls is Here And it is Amazing” I don’t think fold…

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^

I believe this has been mentioned before, but some may be to dense to understand. Using a "^" to indicate someone does NOT take into account ignored souls. USE THEIR TUSCL NAME!!!

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Sailors walking into strip club reminded to ‘clap like Mike Pence is speaking’

SAN DIEGO, Calif. — A group of sailors preparing to enter the Rear Admiral Gentleman’s Club were reminded by Command Master Chief Petty Officer Michael Tubbins on Saturday evening to “clap like Mike Pence is speaking,” — referencing the primal…

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Eating in strip clubs

After that discussion the other day about food I read a review by someone about fugly fatties ruining a meal at a club in Jacksonville, and I wondered if any of you folks that eat in strip clubs lose your…

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Already made my calls

Now I am bored as hell with a few hundred burning a hole in my pocket. Thinking of heading out to Queens to check out a strip club or two. Not for VIP just drinks and lap dances & tits…

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Dancers Directory Updrade

Im currently working on upgrading the Dancer Directory. Toss out any suggestions here.

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Happy Mother’s Day!

Which TUSCLers do you think represents these two? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM

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NJ strip club brawl

Two people are in critical condition after violence erupted outside a New Jersey strip club early Sunday morning, police say. Just after 3 a.m., a large fight broke out in front of Cheeques Gentlemen’s Club in Linden. During the fight, two…

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Why is bareback sex with a stripper magical?

Q. Why is bareback sex with a stripper magical? A. Because if a baby appears, you disappear.

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Happy Mothers day you muthas!

My daughter took me out to dinner last night to celebrate.

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Movies and TV shows with great soundtracks

A good soundtrack can take a movie from great to legendary in my mind. I've always loved the soundtracks for the Matrix, the Godzilla movies, and Lord of the Rings. I've seen every one of the Godzilla movies, I used to…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Do they still run the green door room on weekends?

Do they still run the green door room on weekends?

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How do you put hyperlinks in reviews?

In this review https://www.tuscl.net/app/rev.php?id=353610 the guy put a hyperlink into his review but made it say "this" instead of the hyperlink. How do you do this?

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Being a Sugar Daddy on the road.

I love traveling. Always have. I go everywhere in my white astro van. Recently while driving, it dawned on me. Instead of paying SA $90 a month. Why not just do it from my van. Cut out the middleman. I’ll…

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“The money pigs of capitalist democracy….Money has made slaves of us…Money is th

Every penny is sticky with sweat and blood.” — Joseph Goebbels (29 October 1897 – 1 May 1945) Reich Ministry of Public Enlightenment and Propaganda Joseph says it all all about big business, Health Insurance predators, capitalist pigs, robber barons, fat cats, The fascist insects…

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1AM er in Indy

https://fox59.com/2019/05/11/2-killed-in-nightclub-shooting-near-ims/ Club Venus is a low end strip club. Not a good place to be at night.

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Developing a reputation ITC

OK, the other night I interacted with the 3rd girl in the last few months who has told me, completely unsolicited (the information, not the girl herself, lol), that the girls talk about me in the back. Now they…

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OT- Public Service Announcement: Bitcoin is back, and revving its engines.

Looking at the chart of Bitcoin on logarithmic scale since its inception, the price has entered a parabolic cycle near each halving (if you don't know what Bitcoin halving is, look it up). Each parabolic cycle has seen all-time-highs that…

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Addicted to TUSCL, but it could be worse

Been on TUSCL for three years and lately I noticed I'm obsessed with checking out this site and another like it that is devoted to the Toronto escort and massage scene. Weird thing is, I'm not even that hardcore of…

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On my way to the projects in Austin so I can see what a neighborhood with prosti

On the bus now

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Another great night Thursday!

Had another great SC session Thursday night. Wasn’t sure as to whether or not to go to casino or SC. Chose one of my favorite “non extras” clubs that seems to be full of extras for me. Met another Hot…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Anybody know which rooms have the sex swing in them?

Anybody know which rooms have the sex swing in them? I’d like to give that a try. I think one I walked by was a double on 8. But not sure if they are in others.…

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Quotations are used by me as a means of inspiration and to invoke philosophical

Pragmatically speaking, quotations can also be used as language games (in the Wittgensteinian sense of the term) to manipulate social order and the structure of society “Like everything metaphysical the harmony between thought and reality is to be found in the…

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I don't see much future for the Americans ... it's a decayed country. And they h

How can one expect a State like that to hold together? ~ Adolf Hitler The Führer said it all.

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reverse lookups

best reverse lookup phone, email, recommendations please. some of you have stated that you have exceptionally good sites for reverse lookups of phone numbers or email addresses. what are the best and how much do they cost? all is tineye.com the best image…

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Your prejudice towards Muslims is no different than the filth of the drug dealer

A good number of you haven't displayed prejudice towards Muslims ...but a lot of you have. This post is directed at a very specific group pf.individuals , rather than the whole board. Trash is still trash. Bagging up your garbage…

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Indy 2AMer.

INDIANAPOLIS — Two people were shot and killed early Saturday morning outside a west side strip club. According to the Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department, two people were shot at Club Venus, located at 3535 W. 16th St. Just after 1 a.m., IMPD…

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How does a girl apply for a job in a strip club?

Q. How does a girl apply for a job in a strip club? A. They hand her a bra and say, "Here, fill this out."

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Prison Proxies

Benito Ramirez will soon begin serving time in prison for a crime he did not commit. The district attorney and the judge are fully aware that Mr. Ramirez committed no crime. His family members are pleases to see him…

Zachary's

Mashpee, Massachusetts

Zachary's has been sold. The club will close in the

Zachary's has been sold. The club will close in the next 60 days. Maybe it'll reopen sometime before the sale is complete, but right now there's a sign that says "Temporarily Closed". The adult entertainment license will not be…

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In ‘Papi Chulo,’ Matt Bomer Helps Put A Topical Twist On The Classic Buddy Comed

It's about time they made a movie about Papi Chulo. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/matt-bomer-papi-chulo-film_n_5cd5d18ee4b0705e47dc15f8

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Big Pharma

OT - I just saw a teaser for 60 Minutes where they’ll be talking about one of the greatest rip-offs in history - the prices that we pay for prescription medications. Yesterday I started a regimen of pills - one per…

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New Club Ranking

A - Ankles. Pants or shorts at ankles expected. B - Below waist. Pants or shorts below waist. C - Cock out, unzipped but that's it. D - Did not unzip. Pass. F - Fuck this place. Thoughts?

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NICESPICE, COME TO THE WINDOW AS I SERENADE YOU

The girl that dances from the Far East, Icey locos vagina is full of yeeeeeast, Her tits are perky and do not sag, SJG is such a faaaag, My love you is very true DC’s balls are always bluuuuuuuueee She makes her money and makes it…

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Americans are under-educated

Or at least I am under-educated: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv5VMf-RJx4 SJG

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TUSCL website update ?

I was looking at my bank's website today and looking at the page w/ my statements. They had all the statements displayed for the current year, but for previous years they were under folder/links labeled "2018" "2017", "2016", etc. I think this…

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OT: Backlash Erupts in Canadian Province After Government Kills Basic Income Tes

Ontario, Canada has scrapped its experiment with basic income—a hot but largely untested idea for reducing poverty—before any results could be gleaned, sparking criticism from researchers and outrage from program recipients. The project, introduced in 2017 and expected to last for…

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OT: That's fucked up

Hundreds of Bodies, One Nurse: German Serial Killer Leaves as Many Questions as Victims "... Today, Mr. Högel, 42, is considered the most prolific serial killer in the history of peacetime Germany, and perhaps in the world. Officials suspect that…

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Serious question

With all this lively discussion about club ads, and the necessity of calling them out on club comments, are there some clubs that are prone to having club ads more than others? I have heard before that Baby Dolls in…

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Today's edition of the irrelevant review

The Landing Strip Lounge STRIP CLUB TOPLESS DANCERS Romulus Michigan REVIEWS (648)COMMENTS (3) Mikejeffmike Ahh ok time waster May 10, 2019 Stopped by early afternoon killing time for a flight out of DTW. Never had been to this club..not a big fan of mandatory valet..but ok..what the…

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I just looked like a creep cuz I couldn't stop staring at this girl on the stree

Ugh K

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Saudi princess is gorgeous as fuck and if you don't think so old what serves as

https://www.instagram.com/p/BltLEJXlqsk/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

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Why can't I get that Girl's Attention?

Why can't I get the attention of one of the hotter girls, sitting over there on the side, looking like she isn't interested in working? You know what I'm talking about, sure you do. I simply don't understand why girls…