Didn't get Cheet-ed!
Once again, back in SoFL for one of my quarterly trips so I had to stop into Cheetahs for some early evening fun! That is, once you're finished playing "Dodge 'Em" with that crazy Hallandale Beach Blvd traffic, oy vey lol!! But after going to my favorite area which is the seating area by the "Champagne Bar" as they call it, I was able to order a few brewskis and soak up the talent. It was a nice mix of ethnicities thankfully, mostly latina of course but a few AA's and caucasians as well. All stages were working so that's a good sign that there's plenty girls to be had.
First girl was a brunette who I thought was white but she was latina, and she seemed like real fun as she sat on my lap and made good small talk about Florida life. As we laughed, our hands would touch each others' body parts and as she grabbed "me", I grabbed "her" and that's when my hard-on started to falter, cause she had FAKE boobs! And as you all know on here, that's boner killer numero uno for me so I had to let her know how I felt about it, and she seemed bothered by it but oh well....I keep it real, if I don't like something, that's it! I gotta admit though, she fooled me cause I can usually spot fakies right up front but her doctor was one of the better ones I guess.
The timing was perfect though cause as soon as she walked off I saw a beautiful, mixed dancer with a really nice ass coming towards me. All natural which was evident and just gorgeous to look at, I waved her over immediately and we got acquainted real quick. I thanked her for being her natural self and she smiled, saying that she intends to stay that way too. Music to my EARS!! And speaking of music, way too much house music on this day, so we waited for some better music to dance to while we played with each other and once they did, it was on! She immediately dropped her top and started her reverse cowgirl grind on me and it was boing city....for about 9 or 10 dances if I remember! UHM dances with mutual touching and great overall contact, especially in the corner we were in. Her nipples were so hard I couldn't help but play with them, and I swear I could've hung my keys on them bad boys, lol! I was so tempted to go into the VIP area but I was so tranquilo that I couldn't move if I wanted to. Plus as I glanced back there a few times, it looked like the "bouncer boys" were on full patrol back there which I really hate. And it seemed more lit up than usual too, so that was my cue to sit that room out! But to my dismay, the inevitable stage call was announced so she had to head up there, paid her well with a tip and told her I'd see her when i return for sure! She gave me that pretty smile one more time with a nice kiss on the cheek and ahh....that walk!
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