How Did You React When You Were First Told About Sex?

Similar to you. It sounded gross and terrifying simultaneously. And I told myself that I'd have no part of it.

There came a point where my balls were producing my own body weight in testosterone on a daily basis, and I had a profound philosophical shift towards sex.

Hehe. I was educated about where babies came from when I was 7. Taught to me by a 9 yr old neighborhood girl. First deep, long French kiss at age 10 by a different 12 yr old neighborhood girl during a game of kids tag. That 12 yr old eventually turned 14 with the biggest tits and the hairiest bush poking out of her bikini while she sunbathed. I grew up in a fantastic white trash neighborhood.

My parents never had " the talk " with me. I mostly learned from other kids. And from Penthouse Forum.

My earliest indirect lesson was when I was about seven years old and I had a neighbor friend who was about five. We went to the backyard together and said she wanted to ask me something but it had to be secret. She wanted me to lick her labia. I remember being grossed out, but she persisted and asked nicely and promised not to pee on me. And then I did.

Later she asked if I thought it was fun and I shrugged and said it wasn’t terrible but I don’t get it where the fun is.

Looking back, idk how a five year old was that sexually precocious. I hope she wasn’t molested or anything :(

As far as my parents go, I do remember being in middle school and my dad was dating some woman. My mother was very displeased and started ranting a lot of angry and unflattering things about my dad’s bedroom perfomance, that I shut my ears to while I retreated to my room to listen to Evanescence.

My “normal” matter-of-fact education came about in the fifth grade with an abstinence-is-good message.

I thought that it was fun when my baby sitter taught me how to play "hide the wienie" but not so much fun when I told my dad and he had me tell the baby sitter's dad.

My mom was very religious and decided to used a book designed to teach young ones about sex with a bias towards avoid premarital sex.

It was very matter of fact, so I didn't think too much of it.

My father had the talk when I was early teens. He of course was too late, I had already had many discussions with my friends about sex by then. It is amazing to look back on it how many misconceptions we had about it. I remember being given a pamphlet about it in youth church group. But learning about sex is a life long experience and I still would like a lesson or so.

It was somewhat awkward, duh, and my 1st question was "so you've had to do this SEVEN times?" I'm oldest in big family.

i’m still learning.

@gSteph - I forgot all about that reaction!

I was the oldest of 5 kids. I didn’t ask my dad about it but I also assumed that he and my mom had, out of a sense of duty, forced themselves to “do it” exactly 5 times in order to have 5 kids.

I imagined how relieved they undoubtedly were to get that horrendous obligation over with.

"I’m still learning."

Yeah, good point, and aren't we all?

I remember leaning about sex on the street and my parents didn't play any role at all. I guess I was sort of an odd kid (right @TxTitty?) and remember reading a book by Masters and Johnson (famous sex researchers) in high school).

@reverend. Yeah, and I wished they hadn't left out the part where masterbating was perfectly normal. I remember thinking (guiltily), damn, I'm doing this way more often than they do that 'sex' thing.

@gSteph -

I guess perverted minds all think alike.

Same thing occurred to me, but I didn’t care.

I had discovered my peepee years before.

I’ve been like a kid with a new toy ever since.

“Then one day we got one to let us run a train on her”

You just can’t help but respect a girl like that.

Rev that’s why you want to block him, if you let him he’ll destroy your thread and turn it into a train wreck to amuse himself.

@Twentyfive -

Imbecility is a core ingredient of all comedy.

I regard Icey as a comedic artist.

Your thread your rules ;)

@Rev so you see icee as a Moe type character, I need to try that, I have been seeing him as more of a Dana Carvey, Church lady type.

I see Icey more like a SpongeBob Squarepants type (only a bit more juvenile and a lot less masculine).

^^ OMG. I burst out laughing at that one Rev. LOLOLOL !!

I never watched that Rev does that make me a member or the old geriatric of a clique lol.

m.youtube.com

Haha

@Icey

“Calling out your attempt at slut shaming ...”

I thought YOU were slut shaming her by posting that she let you and your buddies “run a train on her.” If that was your idea of a compliment why didn’t you post her name and a photo? And, since you say you’re on the lookout for a new “main bitch” (as you so delicately put it), why don’t you look her up and, if she’s available, marry her?

What I said is that “you just can’t help but respect a girl like that.”

That’s not slut shaming.

It was meant as a compliment.

LOL

^ you mean running a train on a woman as a show of respect, I’m in awe !

Saint Iceyloco has spoken.

Its more of a normal thing than paying a hooker to make you cum in your pants<

No it’s really not

Wow, what a trip. Icey always tells folks to work on their reading comprehension but clearly had a breakdown in his.

Reverend said "you can't help but respect a girl like that". Meaning simply, respect to that girl. And I have to agree. My earlier sex experiences were with girls who had also 'been around the block" a few times. So while it wasn't a train, you could call it a drive thru lane instead. Those girls to me were just as curious about sex as us boys were and weren't afraid (or taught) to be shy about it. I still respect girls like that, they're much more fun than prudes. As long as they protect themselves as necessary so as to not have 5 different baby daddies and 6 STDs.

Hmmm good question. I was so young I can't say I even remember. All I know is that i would talk to other neighbor kids about sex even before i was in school, like at 3 or 4 years old and none of them seemed to know anything about it. I remember being shocked aboutbthat because I thought everyone knew. Many of them probably got their first sex education from me.

dang! i’m still learning!

@Fun Loving Fella - you must have gone to a Montessori kindergarten program, you lucky s.o.b.!