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OT: Gloryhole etiquette

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SergeDExtra Mile

Anyone have much experience? ie: are condoms cool or frowned upon? And is there a way to partake if you are only willing to have the opposite sex on the other side? Or is it strictly for guys who are willing to accept whatever is on the other side regardless of gender (the old mouth is a mouth bs)?

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Warrior15

Uh. I ain't sticking my thingy thru some hole and not knowing who is on the other side. That is just NOT in my fantasy list.

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flagooner

That snot-nosed kid from Angel Beach High who tore down my club named Tommy Turner is an expert on the subject. His tallywhacker is notorious for glory hole play.

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SergeD

Warrior, agreed. Just curious. As with all things, the way it’s portrayed in porn is probably nothing like what’s happening in real life.

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Papi_Chulo

Do you really think there are places where you can fuck hot chicks thru a gloryhole like you see in porn.

I think the only place you find something like that is in the gay culture.

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Nidan111

As a college kid, I wondered into a porn shop in Iowa to watch porn on the little TVs in the booths. Scared the shit out of me when I turned to my right to see a damn cock sticking through a fucking hole in the wall. I jump out of that booth so damn fast, I think I knocked the door off it’s hinge. Oh, the college days!

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loper

Gross, Liwet!

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Uprightcitizen

There is probably a reason you don't want to see what's on the other side. Cowboy would be backing up a sheep on your tallywacker.

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Nidan111

@founder. You could add a “like this comment” with perky tits sticking straight out and a love this comment with “ torpedo tits pointing skyward”. A “hate this comment “ with droopy Tatas. All in place of the stupid thumbs up / down icon.

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MackTruck

Lewit is right. Glory holes are for fags

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flagooner

What's wrong with droopy tits?

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founder

Better than no tits

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shadowcat

No thanks. The police may send over a sketch artist so that Flagooner could describe my tallywhacker. :)

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623

At a swingers club in Las Vegas there is/was a three stall booth in rhe swimming pool room that you could enter and hang the rat thru a glory hole. Ppl in the pool room could watch and see who if anyone would step up to the wall and help out. I never saw any gay sex but I did see a few women suck off a dozen or more guys in a row anonymously.

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flagooner

@shadow. You'd be safe if you don't have a distinctive mole.

BTW, I wouldn't be on the other side of that hole. But I wouldn't be surprised if it was an old, fat, lesbian high school phys ed teacher.

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MackTruck

Shadowcat is flirting with flagoon. He wants to show platoon his retrograde orgasms

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shadowcat

Yeah! Probably a real Balbricker.

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Jascoi

i’ve never seen one...

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MackTruck

Now shadowcat wants flagoon to bust his nut.

Quit making faggy comments on a hetero forum

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Icey

I think at public or porno theater gloryholes, you'll just get a guy sucking your dick.

I saw one at a swingers club once, but I made the mistake at looking at the old woman on the other side, couldn't get hard and she was offended, asked me if her technique was off. I told her the problem was me, I was nervous. I didn't want to ruin her day. I'm considerate of hoes like that

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Jascoi

ok. liwet for THE WIN!!!

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MackTruck

For glory hole etiquette PM pistola, txtittyfag and shadowcat. They all like lapdance from dudes

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flagooner

That Doritos commercial is cringe-worthy.

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pensionking

Liwet -- that Doritos Commercial is fucking hilarious!

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4got2wipe

flagooner’s comment makes me wonder if he tried putting Dorito dust on his Willy and then something bad happened.

Just wash that thing with Listermint. I’m sure Listermint will cure Dorito dick. Listermint = brilliant!

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