OT: Gloryhole etiquette

Ask Iceyloco.

Uh. I ain't sticking my thingy thru some hole and not knowing who is on the other side. That is just NOT in my fantasy list.

That snot-nosed kid from Angel Beach High who tore down my club named Tommy Turner is an expert on the subject. His tallywhacker is notorious for glory hole play.

Warrior, agreed. Just curious. As with all things, the way it’s portrayed in porn is probably nothing like what’s happening in real life.

Relevant Doritos commercial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugo7Y2lR…

Do you really think there are places where you can fuck hot chicks thru a gloryhole like you see in porn.

I think the only place you find something like that is in the gay culture.

As a college kid, I wondered into a porn shop in Iowa to watch porn on the little TVs in the booths. Scared the shit out of me when I turned to my right to see a damn cock sticking through a fucking hole in the wall. I jump out of that booth so damn fast, I think I knocked the door off it’s hinge. Oh, the college days!

Gross, Liwet!

There is probably a reason you don't want to see what's on the other side. Cowboy would be backing up a sheep on your tallywacker.

@jackslash makes me want to add a "love this comment" option

@founder. You could add a “like this comment” with perky tits sticking straight out and a love this comment with “ torpedo tits pointing skyward”. A “hate this comment “ with droopy Tatas. All in place of the stupid thumbs up / down icon.

Lewit is right. Glory holes are for fags

What's wrong with droopy tits?

Better than no tits

No thanks. The police may send over a sketch artist so that Flagooner could describe my tallywhacker. :)

At a swingers club in Las Vegas there is/was a three stall booth in rhe swimming pool room that you could enter and hang the rat thru a glory hole. Ppl in the pool room could watch and see who if anyone would step up to the wall and help out. I never saw any gay sex but I did see a few women suck off a dozen or more guys in a row anonymously.

@shadow. You'd be safe if you don't have a distinctive mole.

BTW, I wouldn't be on the other side of that hole. But I wouldn't be surprised if it was an old, fat, lesbian high school phys ed teacher.

Shadowcat is flirting with flagoon. He wants to show platoon his retrograde orgasms

Yeah! Probably a real Balbricker.

i’ve never seen one...

Now shadowcat wants flagoon to bust his nut.

Quit making faggy comments on a hetero forum

I think at public or porno theater gloryholes, you'll just get a guy sucking your dick.

I saw one at a swingers club once, but I made the mistake at looking at the old woman on the other side, couldn't get hard and she was offended, asked me if her technique was off. I told her the problem was me, I was nervous. I didn't want to ruin her day. I'm considerate of hoes like that

ok. liwet for THE WIN!!!

For glory hole etiquette PM pistola, txtittyfag and shadowcat. They all like lapdance from dudes

Jackslash nailed it

That Doritos commercial is cringe-worthy.

Liwet -- that Doritos Commercial is fucking hilarious!

flagooner’s comment makes me wonder if he tried putting Dorito dust on his Willy and then something bad happened.

Just wash that thing with Listermint. I’m sure Listermint will cure Dorito dick. Listermint = brilliant!