OT: Gloryhole etiquette

28 comments

• jackslash

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  5 years ago

  Ask Iceyloco.
• Warrior15

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  5 years ago

  Uh. I ain't sticking my thingy thru some hole and not knowing who is on the other side. That is just NOT in my fantasy list.
• flagooner

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  5 years ago

  That snot-nosed kid from Angel Beach High who tore down my club named Tommy Turner is an expert on the subject. His tallywhacker is notorious for glory hole play.
• SergeD

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  5 years ago

  Warrior, agreed. Just curious. As with all things, the way it’s portrayed in porn is probably nothing like what’s happening in real life.
• Liwet

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  5 years ago

  Relevant Doritos commercial [view link]
• Papi_Chulo

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  5 years ago

  Do you really think there are places where you can fuck hot chicks thru a gloryhole like you see in porn. I think the only place you find something like that is in the gay culture.
• Nidan111

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  5 years ago

  As a college kid, I wondered into a porn shop in Iowa to watch porn on the little TVs in the booths. Scared the shit out of me when I turned to my right to see a damn cock sticking through a fucking hole in the wall. I jump out of that booth so damn fast, I think I knocked the door off it’s hinge. Oh, the college days!
• loper

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  5 years ago

  Gross, Liwet!
• Uprightcitizen

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  5 years ago

  There is probably a reason you don't want to see what's on the other side. Cowboy would be backing up a sheep on your tallywacker.
• founder

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  5 years ago

  @jackslash makes me want to add a "love this comment" option
• Nidan111

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  5 years ago

  @founder. You could add a “like this comment” with perky tits sticking straight out and a love this comment with “ torpedo tits pointing skyward”. A “hate this comment “ with droopy Tatas. All in place of the stupid thumbs up / down icon.
• MackTruck

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  5 years ago

  Lewit is right. Glory holes are for fags
• flagooner

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  5 years ago

  What's wrong with droopy tits?
• founder

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  5 years ago

  Better than no tits
• shadowcat

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  5 years ago

  No thanks. The police may send over a sketch artist so that Flagooner could describe my tallywhacker. :)
• 623

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  5 years ago

  At a swingers club in Las Vegas there is/was a three stall booth in rhe swimming pool room that you could enter and hang the rat thru a glory hole. Ppl in the pool room could watch and see who if anyone would step up to the wall and help out. I never saw any gay sex but I did see a few women suck off a dozen or more guys in a row anonymously.
• flagooner

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  5 years ago

  @shadow. You'd be safe if you don't have a distinctive mole. BTW, I wouldn't be on the other side of that hole. But I wouldn't be surprised if it was an old, fat, lesbian high school phys ed teacher.
• MackTruck

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  5 years ago

  Shadowcat is flirting with flagoon. He wants to show platoon his retrograde orgasms
• shadowcat

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  5 years ago

  Yeah! Probably a real Balbricker.
• Jascoi

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  5 years ago

  i’ve never seen one...
• MackTruck

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  5 years ago

  Now shadowcat wants flagoon to bust his nut. Quit making faggy comments on a hetero forum
• IceyLoco

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  5 years ago

  I think at public or porno theater gloryholes, you'll just get a guy sucking your dick. I saw one at a swingers club once, but I made the mistake at looking at the old woman on the other side, couldn't get hard and she was offended, asked me if her technique was off. I told her the problem was me, I was nervous. I didn't want to ruin her day. I'm considerate of hoes like that
• Jascoi

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  5 years ago

  ok. liwet for THE WIN!!!
• MackTruck

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  5 years ago

  For glory hole etiquette PM pistola, txtittyfag and shadowcat. They all like lapdance from dudes
• twentyfive

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  5 years ago

  Jackslash nailed it
• flagooner

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  5 years ago

  That Doritos commercial is cringe-worthy.
• pensionking

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  5 years ago

  Liwet -- that Doritos Commercial is fucking hilarious!
• 4got2wipe

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  5 years ago

  flagooner’s comment makes me wonder if he tried putting Dorito dust on his Willy and then something bad happened. Just wash that thing with Listermint. I’m sure Listermint will cure Dorito dick. Listermint = brilliant!