One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.
Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind."
"Thank you for taking all of us with you.
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it.You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."
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The definition of a good lawyers is one that can get a charge of sodomy reduced to one of following too close.
Hilarious. Best one yet
Hilarious. Best one yet
Plus 1 Lol
Oldie but goodie Lmfao
hahaha jack does it again!
No Lawyers were harmed in the posting of this joke.
^ John Smith
I'm meeting up with JS on Wednesday. I'll ask him what he thiught of that joke, lol.
-->"No Lawyers were harmed in the posting of this joke."
That's unfortunate.
^ The joke really didn't require that inane commentary.
Nice 1 Jack.
My comment was directed to @IceyHomo.
That is so funny that there is even laughter in the rear view mirror
That was for Flagooner...
I plan on using it in Court tommorrow and no I will take credit for it myself and give none to you. Fucking awesome.
Lmao that was awesome reminded me of a customer of mine
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