A Good Lawyer

jackslash
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One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to
investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over
there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also
have a wife and SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.

Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind."

"Thank you for taking all of us with you.

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it.You'll really love my place.
The grass is almost a foot high."

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shadowcat
6 years ago
The definition of a good lawyers is one that can get a charge of sodomy reduced to one of following too close.
lick-that
6 years ago
Hilarious. Best one yet
lick-that
6 years ago
Hilarious. Best one yet
gSteph
6 years ago
Plus 1
Lol
MackTruck
6 years ago
Oldie but goodie
Lmfao
GoVikings
6 years ago
hahaha jack does it again!
Cristobal
6 years ago
No Lawyers were harmed in the posting of this joke.
GoVikings
6 years ago
^ John Smith
ATACdawg
6 years ago
I'm meeting up with JS on Wednesday. I'll ask him what he thiught of that joke, lol.
Icey
6 years ago
But the lawyer saved their lives.... they were eating grass anyways, he gave them a better supply... lol
DeclineToState
6 years ago
-->"No Lawyers were harmed in the posting of this joke."

That's unfortunate.
flagooner
6 years ago
^ The joke really didn't require that inane commentary.

Nice 1 Jack.
flagooner
6 years ago
My comment was directed to @IceyHomo.
George123789
6 years ago
That is so funny that there is even laughter in the rear view mirror
Uprightcitizen
6 years ago
That was for Flagooner...
skibum609
6 years ago
I plan on using it in Court tommorrow and no I will take credit for it myself and give none to you. Fucking awesome.
Assmanjoe
6 years ago
Lmao that was awesome reminded me of a customer of mine
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