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Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

Second visit

I had a good time the last time here so I stopped in the next time in the area. This time there was a parking attendant. I did not care as he was watching the…

Bare 'N Legal

Pomona, California

Saturday Night Dead

Stroller in around 11 pm on a Saturay night and the first thing I notice is that the place is kinda empty. Not much has changed here since New Years. Entry fee and dance prices…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Not high end but most always can have a good time.

Stopped in after 8 on Sunday. Couple other PLs inside and a several dancers. Sat down no one was on stage. Got my drink around $6 for whiskey sour. Next song di called a…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Water the Purple Orchid

I stopped by the Orchid after work last week based on the strength of the reviews on this place. My first observation is that you can be seen after you park your car, as the…

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CREAM Life

How many of you have heard this expression---admittedly I have not ( maybe showing my age a bit) but I had a conversation with a dancer over the weekend and she used the term twice---and I googled it ---this is…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Casual Begginers Club

Went to Dolls on a Saturday night with the wife. Plenty of free parking available in the lot. Cover I think is around $8 but I have a bunch of free passes so didn’t have…

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Posting live from the fertility clinic AMA!

So I am in the fertility clinic getting a sperm test (post vasectomy). They have got barely legal, swank, and hustler for magazine choice. The back of all of the magazines all have a full page ad for the erotic…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Sad Sunday

I went to the Hi Liter Sunday evening. I could not decide whether to go or not. Thus, I made a rookie mistake and did not arrive until after 7 thereby missing the 2…

SOS Gentlemen's Club

Jacksonville, Florida

Just happened to be in the neighborhood.

Went in about 5ish on a Friday a couple of weeks back. Been years since I last visited. But this place has came up pretty well. The girls are quite friendly and will give you…

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Man Card

Whenever you check out with a cart at Publix, the bagger always asks to help you take it out to the car. This gets them outside so they can collect whatever carts are in the parking lot. Plus they like…

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latest thing the fucking SJWs are gonna be pissed off about

Apparently Dr. Seuss books are racist and NOT INCLUSIVE ENOUGH For fuck's sake ugh https://people.com/books/dr-seuss-books-racist-problematic/

Chicas Locas Fare Arlington Cabaret

Arlington, Texas

Good place for Latinas, if you don't want to drive to Dallas.

Place was generally OK. The place has 3 stages, two sides to grind a center stage topless no touch. Chairs and tables are cheap and uncomfortable, but oh well. If you want a private dance…

Wild Zebra Gentlemen's Club

Providence, Rhode Island

First time visiting

For the first time ever, I decided to go to Wild Zebra and I liked my visit there. I went on a Friday night around 11 and the parking lot was crowded but I was able…

Hott 22

Union, New Jersey

Slow night

Went to Hott 22 on a slow tuesday night right before midnight. They had an instagram promotion, which i guess they do on slow days, where if you show the post of the day you…

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OT: Michael Jackson Documentary

Anyone watch the Michael Jackson documentary "Leaving Neverland" on HBO last night where those guys were recounting their time with Michael Jackson when they were kids - I'm usually not one to have interest in salacious stuff but it was…

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The system is so broken that it needs to be changed, but there is no way to chan

Our dilemma is that we hate change and love it at the same time; what we really want is for things to remain the same but get better. -Sydney J. Harris

6th Ave. Dancers

Terre Haute, Indiana

Best club in Terre Haute...only club in Terre Haute

The outside looks run down and you walk down a dark hallway to a window where you show ID an pay a $5 cover. At this point, we were not expecting much. However,…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Great Afternoon Visit

Very impressed with their Thursday afternoon staff and dancers. I've been tentative about afternoon visits because lately other clubs I've visited have had a limited number of dancers in the afternoon. This place was very…

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Crazyjoe the trapeze artist

Looks like our crazyjoe put on a classic performance recently. https://thereisnews.com/trapeze-artist-with-diarrhea-shits-on-23-people9999/?dankest

Northpoint Exotic Dance Club

Peshtigo, Wisconsin

Got what I expected, but a little disappointed

I stopped in on a Monday right after open at 4pm. So I can't expect a lot. This is a small town bar with strippers. The dance area is at one end of the…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Fly By

Because of the location between my home and various hockey rinks, I have visited the Foxy Lady in Brockton more in the past couple of months than I have in years. The visits have varied…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Bunny was full of energy!

I'm new here, so I don't know how much detail to divulge, so I'll edit it later if more detail is needed. When I went to Kittens, it was for the specific reason of going…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Sunday funday

Decided to stop by after a disappointing lineup at Cali girls, Santa ana. Believe entry was 10$ and one drink minimum. After a quick pat down, you walk in and realize how small the club…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Slip Away Saturday

Came to Indy for the NFL Combine at Lucas Oil Stadium and decided to revisit some former hangouts from my past. It had been several years and the remodeling made this place seem very…

Club Hot Ash

Pearl City, Hawaii

friday afternoon

got out of the water on west side after an afternoon dive. Decided to swing by afterwards for a few beers and to hang. Can't beat the beer prices, got a coors light for 3…

MYNX Groton

Groton, Connecticut

Cute girls, but lacking variety

Place was clean and nice, with a comfortable vibe. Doorman was polite and professional, no cover on a Sunday night. Beer selection was quite good with local craft on tap, 6.50 for a pint. Not…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

VIP room experience

Went to synn on Thursday afternoon as they have 75 for 15 min special. Overall club was decent neither fancy nor rundown.got parking easily as it was late afternoon, parking might be tough during…

Clermont Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Not quite as good as the hype but good

The other club I had been to was a bust so I took a cab over to this place which I'd read about. It was kind of odd that it was the basement of a…

Stiletto's Cabaret

New Orleans, Louisiana

NOLA, oh how the mighty have fallen...

Stiletto's was never the cream of the crop of the NOLA scene but back in the day there were plenty of cute (even hot in a trashy way) girls dancing here, along with the occasional…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Barely Legal Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

The girls are still cute but the dances are sorely lacking.

This is a great club with a nice 2nd level VIP floor. The VIP rooms are great and well appointed with nifty little flourishes. A bit expensive and the amount of privacy is debatable (no…

Skin Cabaret

Scottsdale, Arizona

You get what you ou for in Scottsdale

Stopped in on a Wednesday night around 10 pm. First of all, the women are very pretty. Some are friendly and some pushing hard for dances right off the bat. Should have turned around when…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

A good spot for dedicated PLs

LA might have a lot of beautiful and famous people, but it's full of traffic and people are fake. I like hanging out farther east, and this trip didn't disappoint. After finishing up some work,…

Candyland

Atlanta, Georgia

Need more Power

Place is called Power. The guy at the hotel told me I could have some fun there. It was a decent looking place and the music was too loud. The layout was ok and…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Good Time

I stopped by around 8 on Friday night hoping to see some left over daytime girls. Sadly, the one I was looking for wasn't there but I ended up meeting Jessica. Her body…

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Isn't my new pic amazing :)

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Paradizio

Irvington, New Jersey

My Last Visit to Irvington

This place was my last visit of probably the worst bar hopping experience I have had in my 10+ years of clubbing. Same reason for visiting Irvington was detailed in my Bottoms Up Review. Im…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Great club

Honestly Sahara is a really great underlooked club. I went on a Friday and it was packed. No where to even sit. And there were 20+ girls. I get there and get a red…

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Okay this time

Got into Philly and would have preferred to stop in town but had to get to business in KoP. After a dinner went to JE as it is the only option in the area. Been…

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What did the stripper's baby daddy say when she asked if they could get back tog

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What did the stripper's baby daddy say…

Politics

“President Trump speech at CPAC (Mar. 2, 2019 Conservative Political Action Conf

“Trump just might have won the 2020 Election with the speech.” ~ Nick Gillespie Title says it all.

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Mexico Love

Discuss how much you love Mexico because of prostitution freedoms, food , clubs ,MPs

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Post raid visit, assessing the damage...

A couple of months ago the Foxy Lady was raided by the Providence vice squad after an undercover sting operation. Three dancers were arrested on trumped-up charges of prostitution and the city tried to close…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Sometimes Good, Sometimes Not. This Was a Good Night.

I get to Philly once a year for business and get to stay in a nice hotel in City Center. I always try to come to Atlantis, and I have had mixed success.…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Wish I Had Had More Time

I was a little pressed for time, as I had to be somewhere at 7:00. Stopped in for an hour between 5:45 and 6:45 on a Saturday night. Free parking, no cover; bottled…

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She had fishnets and I had buttons

What do you do about this? I rolled up my sleeves, but that only took care of part of the problem.

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

Stopped In For a Little Sightseeing

I was somewhat in the neighborhood on a Saturday afternoon and decided to stop in to see some girls in their birthday suits at close range. Arrived about 4:30 and stayed an hour.…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Interesting Experience, But Probably Not the Norm

I'm rarely in the area and have wanted to check this place out for a while. Arrived on a Friday at 4:30 and stayed until 6:15 before I had to get back on the…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Liked Pink Pony more than Cheetah

I used to visit only Follies whenever I’m in Atlanta but wanted to try something for eye candy. Few months back I went to Cheetah and this time it’s Pink Pony. This is my first visit…

Bottoms Up

Irvington, New Jersey

Sorry, I Just Had To

Despite NJBalla's recent admonition to stay away – "I don't see any reason why people would come here. It's literally for people who dont know about TUSCL" – I just had to see this place.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Nibbles and Nipples

Well, that was what the event was called. I get to the area once a year and always come here. The first Friday of every month, they open at 7:00 a.m. and provide…

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Archived reviews

Possible dumb question - my apologies. But are there any archives of reviewed (now shut down/out of business) clubs that used to be open?

Scruples Gentlemen's Club

Lower Southampton, Pennsylvania

Kind of What I Expected From Reviews

Was staying near the Parx Casino on a Thursday night and decided to check out four clubs sort of in the neighborhood: Red Raven Pub, Tattle Tales Too, Club Risque, and Scruples Gentlemen's Club. Arrived at…

Tattletales

Levittown, Pennsylvania

Nude Free Throw Shootout

Was staying near the Parx Casino on a Thursday night and decided to check out four clubs sort of in the neighborhood: Red Raven Pub, Tattle Tales Too, Club Risque, and Scruples Gentlemen's Club. I arrived…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

An OK Way to Pass the Time

Was staying near the Parx Casino on a Thursday night and decided to check out four clubs sort of in the neighborhood: Red Raven Pub, Tattle Tales Too, Club Risque, and Scruples Gentlemen's Club. Arrived at…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Better Than Expected

Was staying near the Parx Casino on a Thursday night and decided to check out four clubs sort of in the neighborhood: Red Raven Pub, Tattle Tales Too, Club Risque, and Scruples Gentlemen's Club. I arrived…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

This place is goooooood

I went here again and yet again I was satisfied. This time by a French lady who claimed to have had a boyfriend just like me and really liked guys from where I came from.…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Back at Players

Stopped by around 5 pm to see if this Club still has any talent. It was $7 for valet and $3 for coat check pretty typical. Noted about 4 AA dancers one with a…

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My massage spot is on rubmaps

i sprined my neck a while back and threw out my back a couple years ago. thus i am all about massage. the place i go to provides somewhat below market massages and the woman get in deep.…

Rick's Cabaret San Antonio

San Antonio, Texas

The dancer and hookah quality was higher than expected.

I arrived with someone else sometime around 10pm. I don’t remember the cover charge, my bad. We enter, and its mostly formatted like a rectangular room. If we had opted for VIP, then there would have…

Vanity After Dark

San Francisco, California

Barely worth the visit

So I wanted to try out some of the other SF Broadway clubs since Centerfolds has been kind of on the downswing recently, and I stopped into the Penthouse club right across the street on…

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, Florida

Saturday night at Dean's Gold

I visited Dean’s Gold on Saturday Feb 16, 2019 from about 8:30 to 11 pm. The club is easy to find at the intersection of two main roads and has a large parking lot…

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Adulting?

I posted a thread a while back where I got advice not to grow up. Is adulting worth it?

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Where are my nostalgia glasses

The bar is dim, but once your eyes adjust it’s not that bad. $4 Diet Coke, because it’s Talmadge and they will gladly snag you for a DUI when you leave. I have not been happy…

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Sure guys at the bar will try to talk to me ..but its interesting that they won

Ugh;(

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Business As Usual Or Lightning Strikes

I was at Cheetah WPB Sunday afternoon. I am happy to report that nothing has changed since the AMP busts. There is still a bevy of naked women to admire, touchy-feely lap dances, and a…

The Carousel Delco

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Chloe straight up

Dropped on for the first time in about five years. In the pat I never experienced much mileage here and I always got blue balls by it. My buddy and I dropped in after dinner;…

Tijuana

Tj

This is a question for all experienced tj mongers what do you do between mongering sessions besides eat good food?

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Classy spot!...Not

I went to the club in two occasions and overall had a good time. the parking on the street is easy to find but the neighborhood is definitely not very safe. the entrance fee is…

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The Bargirl Dilemma

I really enjoy my mongering haven TJ Mexico but I have a possible semi-dilemma approaching and I would like some mongering insight on different methods of handling the situation. At HK I have a CF who I plan to visit on…

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

Not Quite the Greatest Show on Earth, But Not Bad

Arrived on a Friday night about 9:45 and stayed 90 minutes. Free parking, $10 cover; bottled water was only $3.00, the lowest price I have paid in this area. This is a very large and…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Took a ride with Mercedes

Return visit to the oasis after a disappointing visit last time. Looked like the club was at a slow point. Not many women circulating. Was about to throw…

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Submitting Reviews

I now think I see why reviews sometimes get submitted twice. I just submitted one for Creekside Cabaret in Colmar PA. In the past I have always gotten a confirmation saying it was received, but just now I…

Paradizio

Irvington, New Jersey

It's Back, Sort Of

I went a couple of weeks ago and it's definitely back to the old ways of business. It was around 6:00 and I was shocked when I walked into a packed house. With Vic's apparently…

Filmores

Toronto, Ontario

Saturday evening at filmores

Had some time to kill at in Toronto , I usually stick to the Mississauga clubs but today I was downtown. It’s saturday early evening so it was a quiet crowd with hockey games on…

Exclusive Lingerie Boutique

Rockford, Illinois

Breif visit

After I was stood up by an escort that I was to visit I decided to go here and not waste the hour journey to the Rockford area. The selection was not all that…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

Popular Easy Going Club

I visited Club 205 in East Portland on a winter Saturday night. The club has 3 stages, and all were in operation. Each stage has a circle of seats around the perimeter with…

Misty's at Drunk Horse Pub

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Lots of girls today

Ive been away for a few months. I was concerned about this club reading others reviews, so I had low expectations for my return. I was very surprised to find many girls working. Working were:…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

A Monday late afternoon roll in the hay...

I saw her while I was walking through the middle of the club around the steps and ramp leading from the main floor of the north show room to the southern show room area.…

Anthony's

South Hadley, Massachusetts

Short visit

Haven't been there in over a year. Seems I didn't miss much. Bar is different and the stage is smaller. There must of been 10 customers all looked like construction workers. No dancers on stage…

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Do you find any truth to the "Michelle" Obama rumors?

See that video from Ellen where his/her penis is a'shakin` in the pants? hhmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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24/7 club during the morning hours?

Not sure how common 24 hour clubs are but I know e11even in Miami is one. And I’ve been to clubs super late sometimes to the 5am-ish but wonder what’s it like in the 8-11am time period and how the…

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, California

Second dancer

The club is half an hour east of SMF Sacramento at Rancho Cordova. The club itself is a rectangular box with parking in the front and side. I did not have a parking problem there.…

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Currently dreaming about graduating top 1% in my law school class before I begin

Top 1% bby

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

First time since the Foxy Shut Down

Went in on Friday night with a buddy after a night of drinking downtown. Arrived at 11:08 pm and was told there was a $20 cover after 11. Whatever. Was very surprised at how dead…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

First time since the Foxy Shut Down

Went in on Friday night with a buddy after a night of drinking downtown. Arrived at 11:08 pm and was told there was a $20 cover after 11. Whatever. Was very surprised at how dead…

Club Venus

Detroit, Michigan

Not what it used to be.....the good and the bad.

So after stale non-inspirational visits down in Inkster, decided to give Venus a try again as I haven't been here in probably five years or more. First, same small parking lot even though the building next…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Taking the downs with the ups

Disappointed trip to Sinsations, although I am new to attending on a Monday. I walk in with only one girl out there. It's about 9pm so I'm a bit confused by the whole thing. I…

Peyton's Play Pen

Brooklyn, New York

GOOD TIME AT PEYTONS

i decided to stop by over here rather than hike a trek all the way up to queens or new jersey. the climate at this time of the year will limit your options. walked in, was…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Pitstop

Was driving through the area and decided to make a pit stop. Showed up at around 7 on a Monday. Walking into this place is always great because there are loads of girls that just…

Bucks Racks & Ribs

Greenville, South Carolina

First time visiting Buck’s

Last night was my first time visiting Buck’s. I have not been in the building since the days of Platinum Plus. The building could use some renovation. For example, two of the front doors are…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Thunder thighs

I came here to visit that black Dominican girl with the thunder hips, and crooked teeth. I wish she would get them fixed, but anyway, she is a cool girl to visit. The fee is…

Temptations Go Go Lounge

Passaic, New Jersey

Bar hopping night

This was my 2nd stop on my bar hopping night. There were 4 girls in attendance. An attractive middle aged Brazilian, who’s name escapes me; an older Colombian girl with enhanced boobs and ass, I…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Can't expect more

Not sure that you can expect much more for an NYC afternoon. Solid number of women out on the floor- probably around a dozen. Decent level of diversity. For the most part they all seem…

Bottoms Up

Irvington, New Jersey

My last bar hop.

This was my last stop on my bar hopping night. I came in, and there wasn’t much to be desired considering I just left Clancy’s. The old Brazilian with the long curly hair was in…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Tame is good thing for the young nerds

Plenty discriptions for how this place is laid so I will just talk about our trip I am the old guy in my office of a group of developers. In my time I worked with a…

Rose Gentleman's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

New name, that's it.

I had seen some advertisements for a "new club" at this location that made me curious enough to stop in. Sure enough, outside there's new signage. Aside from taking down the posters/fliers on…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Strippers o’ Plenty

Hey guys, this was a Friday afternoon visit, this was past 8pm. Parking looked the same, so I thought it was on and popping. But after paying the five dollars to get inside and sat at…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Fun day at Henry’s

Went to Henry’s north last Sunday. Expected it to be slow but was great. Not too many patrons and had about 10 dancers. Had a dance from Pixie. Negotiated a good time and went to…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Another return to my favorite/was busy Waste Management weekend

My name is Heellover or HL and I am addicted to TITS, breasts, knockers, jugs, pretty women in heels, lingerie, etc. Variety is the spice of life. This is a great place and is basically…

State Line Showgirls

Post Falls, Idaho

Friendly staff with above average dancers

Went to the club on a Wednesday evening around 9pm and stayed for a couple of hours. There were probably less than 10 patrons there, with more dancers than that. This should be…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Afternoon shift

Spent an afternoon at the Masters last month and surprisingly had some success (considering previous visits last year were all busts). Free cover and the bartender is cute and very friendly. Beer was $5 but…

Rainbow Sports Bar

Spitalfields, England

Ho Hum Somewhere In The Rainbow

See my earlier reviews for full details on this venue. Arrived (I think) at about 8.00 on a Friday night. Had barely got in the door when girls started to pester. In fact I while…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Saturday bar hopping visit.

I made a visit last night, and there were two very good looking natural bodied dancers that intrigue me. Kenia, a cute pale looking thick, but not fat Brazilian with long hair, who I danced…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Crowded and Fairly Entertaining

Made it back in yesterday. Arrived at 1:30; the three parallel rows of parking spaces were nearly 100% filled. No checking of ID, just a friendly pat on the shoulder by the bouncer. Had to…

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Nevada brothels

I am curious dont want to go because i love latinas but i am curious. Has anyone ever been to a nevada brothel? If so how much do they charge? Would it even be worth it for the experience?

Rick's Cabaret

New Orleans, Louisiana

Okay, but not great

I tend to hit clubs in the afternoons, when they aren't busy. This just fits my schedule better. It probably means that I don't see the best talent, but what's there I have largely to…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Good Trip

Decided to go to Bogarts after a bit of a hiatus. The venue and the smoke have been described many times...so on with the part of the review that is useful. I sat…

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Witness: Drug company hired ex-stripper to increase sales

"A former employee told jurors in January that she watched Lee give a lap dance at a Chicago nightclub to a doctor that the company was pushing to prescribe the drug." https://www.bostonherald.com/2019/03/02/witness-drug-company-hired-ex-stripper-to-increase-sales/

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Nags Head Gentlemens Venue

Spitalfields, England

So So Early Evening At Nag

See my earlier reviews for full details on this venue. I arrived just before 6.00 on a Friday evening and venue was fairly busy. For the second time recently I couldn't get a seat near…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

WOW

This was a long pending review. Went to PHL couple of weeks back on a Saturday. There was a long list of dancers available. My day began with a dance from Mercedes. Young hot asian…

Dreamgirls at Sodo

Seattle, Washington

Shameful

As the title states shameful not only for the club but for myself as well for spending a shit ton of cash on a lousy dance. Came in the club after about a four year…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

Worth a quick stop

I stopped in on a Thursday night, after a couple of beers at the place next door. With no beer served at Bazookas I suggest you do the same! The facilities are clean,…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

A good time, within its limitations

American Bush is maybe ten minutes south of downtown Salt Lake City. There's a partially covered parking area out front, without enough spaces for a full club. I'm not sure where else one would park.…

Allure

Atlanta, Georgia

A "Make it Rain" club i hate more than V-LIve

Allure has been open for about 6-8 months and all the best looking strippers in Atlanta have been flocking there. I have no clue what the attraction, but girls from Follies, Magic City, Goldrush…

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3 arrested at North Side strip club; 1 charged with prostitution

San Antonio has gotten more restrictive since I left. But those 3 strippers are too ugly anyway. https://www.ksat.com/news/3-arrested-at-north-side-strip-club-1-charged-with-prostitution

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Why did the stripper doubt that condoms guaranteed safe sex?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why did the stripper doubt that condoms…

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Bitch, fuck you and the horse you rode in on!

It was a Sunday in June, can't recall if it was 2015, maybe 2016, but I awoke and couldn't get out of bed because I was so fucking depressed. It had been a few years since my marriage disintegrated into…

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The way you squeeze my lemon...

I want my CF to squeeze me 'till the juice runs down my leg. Is this possible ITC, or would I get arrested?

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Good time!

This is probably the most popular strip club in the area and for good reason. I was there on a Saturday night and the club was busy. Great talent but as has been noted by…

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I want big boobs ugh

Bye

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OT: Anyone else watching SNL tonight ?

It's been a good-while since I've found SNL funny but tonight has been pretty-good (or I'm just in a good-mood tonight).

Amnesia

San Pedro Garza García, Nuevo León

So named because you want to forget it

Went to Amnesia for the first time. It was terrible! Stay away! Cover is P$350 which includes admission and first VIP dance. A girl may dance once every 10 or 15…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Premier club

I really consider this a premier club. It was a little hard to get to as gps had to take this back route through some businesses but parking was ample. The size of the club…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Fun Times in Vegas

Stopped in on a Saturday night last November while on vacation. 25+ girls working that night with most of them being a 7-8. I took an Uber there so cover charge was $40. There’s no…

Hoops

New York, New York

Not worth the free admission

I stopped by Hopps late Thursday evening. I had a little time to kill and was given a free entry coupon on the corner of 33rd and Broadway. Headed into the club and almost immediately…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Finally made it here. Friendly, nice vibe

I was in LA for the weekend a little while ago, and after debating whether or not I should try BE as opposed to nearby clubs (I've always gone to Jet), I decided to go…

Hi Beams Lounge

Paterson, New Jersey

Could be cool if you’re a regular

Funny story...I’ve actually visited this club twice, but the first time was such a bust that I almost didn’t go back. I think it was around midnight in a weekday night. When you enter the…

Dreams Cabaret

El Paso, Texas

Average time at DC

Driving back from far east decided to stop by, it had been a few months. It was pretty early still, girls were just starting to come in. Layout has not changed, girls were average to…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Bella

I can’t believe I didn’t know about PH until a couple of months ago. The day shift here is amazing. I usually spend my time with Crystal but ended up going back with Bella. Very…

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“If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.” - Mark Twain

Title says it all.

The Boxxx Office

Portage, Wisconsin

Be careful

I was in the are a so I thought I would stop in and check out the talent. It was around 6 PM and there were a few girls talking with customers but no…

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Let us fight to free the world! To do away with national and international barri

Let us fight for a new world, a decent world that will give men a chance to work, that will give youth a future and old age a security. We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that.…

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#justiceforjussie

Did Jussie Smollett try to start a race war because being a wealthy actor was TOO STRESSFUL?

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Human Trafficking

Would I run a risk of getting arrested if I become a part-time Uber driver to make some extra cash?

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gross stuff on the internet

Probably 20 years ago or so a friend introduced me to rottendotcom because I wanted to see uncensored pics of Nicole Brown Simpson & Ron Goldman. Saw those. The best thing I ever saw on that site were the xrays…

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Houston PLs

Best club to actually watch a sporting event? I’m in the Galleria area/Westchase (hate that it’s called that, didn’t use to be). Would like to watch the Coogs today and see titties.

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What age was the oldest stripper you had ever seen at the club?

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North London Derby

Fucking robbed.

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The fact that you all equate my virginity with me not liking sex says more about

Toxic masculinity at its peak when it maked men think that a man or woman's virginity equates to a dislike for sex , rather than a person being abstinent bc they have strong values..bc any man or woman that wants…

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I think blonde bombshell has such a sexy attitude ..love we how we have the same

I would be the perfect girlfriend :)) K

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CPAC

POTUS is starting to speak at CPAC. It made me wonder if there is a liberal version of it. Comic-Con?

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 ‘You need to be punished,’ judge tells Bucks woman before imposing life senten

"Dressed in an orange prison jumpsuit, Jennifer Morrisey, the 35-year-old former strip club dancer who 1½ years ago fatally shot a Bucks County pharmaceutical executive with whom she had a tumultuous relationship, was sentenced Friday afternoon to a mandatory term…

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What is the difference between a pair of jeans and a West Virginia stripper?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What is the difference between a pair…

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Mr Mack All Talks No Action

Mr Mack all talks no show. Mr Mack mouth run like waterboard Pakistani 7 yr old girl. Blah blah blah go Mr Mack mouth. I challenge Mr Mack to poo contest with goaties Mr Mack has excuse…

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The power of the waitress refferal?

So bouncing off my previous topic: https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php?id=64269 A lot of the time in the club if I see someone I like who is just sitting around I go right up to them and ask if they are busy and tell them…

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I am going to turbo charge the shit trucks

Then I can be the quick shits... https://youtu.be/tAcCq6eWhSY ^^^ these guys put 4 turbos on 4 cylinders with shitter parts from Lowes. Let's do this... Oooooh shit. That is Ho Depot

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Like Buttons, Like Buttons, Like Buttons

Smash em!

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Shooting at HiLiter

Has anyone heard anything? Shots fired there earlier today or yesterday?

Politics

The Impeachment of President Donald J. Trump

The Impeachment of President Donald J. Trump https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/28/us/politics/impeachment-democrats-trump.html https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-russia-impeachment-explaine-idUSKCN1QH1LS http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/ny-pol-nancy-pelosi-donald-trump-impeachment-michael-cohen-20190228-story.html https://www.newsweek.com/mueller-trump-impeachment-justice-department-doj-william-barr-1344043 https://www.thenation.com/article/michael-cohen-just-started-a-process-that-should-lead-to-impeachment/ https://www.usnews.com/news/politics/articles/2019-02-28/why-cohens-revelations-likely-wont-lead-to-trumps-impeachment https://medium.com/@DanFroomkin/the-elite-media-sees-impeachment-as-a-problem-for-democrats-d4f5ce383a67 https://freebeacon.com/politics/omar-impeachment-of-dicator-trump-is-inevitable/ https://news.yahoo.com/explainer-impeachment-decoded-look-remove-u-president-120315268.html https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brad_Sherman#Impeachment Efforts to Impeach https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Efforts_to_impeach_Donald_Trump Brad Sherman Introduces Article of Impeachment https://sherman.house.gov/media-center/press-releases/congressman-sherman-introduces-article-of-impeachment-obstruction-of Al Green and Brad Sherman, video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kKi-bYbpK0&feature=youtu.be https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/powerpost/wp/2017/06/12/a-house-democrat-echoes-watergate-in-calling-for-trumps-impeachment/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.444b4c514aec ( 4 pages ) Impeaching Donald John Trump, President of the United States, for high crimes and misdemeanors. https://sherman.house.gov/sites/sherman.house.gov/files/SHERMA_017_xml.pdf Al Green https://algreen.house.gov/ videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaYTNqAdXJU&feature=youtu.be calling Trump a "Billionaire Bigot" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItfXf3e5Ozo&feature=youtu.be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xELsx92PG-8&feature=youtu.be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFGqiu4L9EM&feature=youtu.be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9Au1cwXN8M&feature=youtu.be SJG

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The cost of not believing that I'm queen of debate is not losing to me, but rath

I will prove this in Court soon.

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

What's the extra's scene look like at this establishment? Possibility

What's the extra's scene look like at this establishment? Possibility of HJ, BJ in VIP room?

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Martha Stewart and Cannabis?

I caught some news about Martha Stewart teaming up with some cannabis company. Does this mean interior decorating is going green? Or can we expect a new "special" cookbook from the garden? Updated Scooby snacks?

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Someone help me plz I'm on the bus and ...

- dude next to me..his voice is so annoying omg!!!!! He sounds like he is trying to interview to be the President of "total frat move" For u dumbasses..frat guys sre not annoying and nor are their voices.just the stereotyoical frat…

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“I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know, I’m auto

...And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.” Bush: “Whatever you want?” Trump: “Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything.” Donal Trump and Billy “Access Hollywood” on the set of “Days of Our Lives,” 2005 Trump making a…

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“I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't los

- Donald Trump - Campaign Rally - January 24, 2016 - Sioux Center, Iowa Title says it all.

Politics

Trump walks away from bad deal

Trump doesn't accept anything less than full NoKo disarmament. That's what winning looks like.

Politics

Trump is a Failure

Trump was unable to negotiate anything in the day and a half he spent with Kim. What an abject loser.

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Email address

Last night I got dances with a new girl. She was fun, but it’s not like we got to know each other a ton or anything. Then she grabs my phone and puts her email address in it. I’m thinking…

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Found a new “thing” during VIP

I went SCing this week at one of my favorite non extras clubs. Got VIP dances with 4 girls. Two of the girls wanted me to lightly choke them as they grinded on me in the bed. One took my…

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[Circle Jerk Room] I don’t go to clubs anymore

Since I haven’t been to any clubs I can’t write any reviews. I also don’t have anything strip club related to say. But I still wish I knew what was going on in VIP. Can someone do me a favor…

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Should there be guidelines for Trust ?

Recently I celebrated getting Trust #40 and #41. Now I am not naive enough to think that is a very high Trust number. I realize there are a lot of people that have a lot more…

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What is your philosophy concerning strippers?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What is your philosophy concerning strippers? A.…

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Kittens South Melbourne

Good or?

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Semen and the VIP room

Ok, so I know this is an odd discussion but a recent VIP session caught me off guard and then made me start thinking. The dancer I was with was giving an HJ. When it was time she told me…

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Mongering

How often does everybody go to the club amps escorts tj all mongering? Weekly or more or less than that? I do something at least every two weeks

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How to get on SJG’s ignore list?

Post about right wing topics, and being up valid points countering left wing liberalism. Also, post about your love for God, Your country, and Family!

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Nicknames for Businesses

Wal-Mart... Wally World King Soopers... King Stupids

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OT: computers

I have been using Microsoft products for a while. I had an issue with the google search using yahoo. Yahoo sucks ass! The problem I was having was supposed to be a setting. That did not fix the problem. After…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

How was the trip newbie? Hope you didn't blow

How was the trip newbie? Hope you didn't blow up all your money cuz you overpaid.

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@4got2**** in my “Denial...” comment you said: “Brilliant! Do you also have a g

Well, to answer your question affirmatively, I wrote and article; that was finally published yesterday; “Grand Unified Theory of Internet Trolling” I hope you also find it Brilliant! You are welcome.

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a good read about kraft

https://nypost.com/2019/02/28/how-patriots-owner-robert-kraft-could-get-off-in-prostitution-case/ i work in a legal dept. and have been having some debate about whether all those videos are admissible. turns out other legal fuckers are talking about it too

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Where was this when I was 13?

https://nypost.com/2019/02/28/teacher-allegedly-had-sex-with-13-year-old-while-his-friend-watched/ That was my ultimate fantasy in Math class. I didn’t get shit. Look at how hot that fucking teacher is.

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Discussed before...

BoringLoser posted "Make this update today or I quit. Ok. @flounder". Something about using "ascii art", whatever the heck that is. OK, fine, but founder, you seemed to have invested time in this. As this topic mention, we have discussed…

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Free Entry

Free entry but $10 mandatory drink so entry is halfway free once you buy the sit - down is $10

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Was Obama a dogshit POTUS?

I think he sucked big time. You?

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How to Verify your Account

When you go to account settings, click on 'Verify Account' We're going to ask for a photo and some information needs to be present in the photo. We've been getting a lot of verification photos that we are rejecting.…

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"Why are bartenders the hottest girls in the strip clubs" Alex Jones on Joe Roga

Maybe he's not as crazy as we thought. https://youtu.be/5niZ5YOFrt0?t=68

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Dancers As Employees: Effects on Customer Service

A couple of reviews have mentioned lower quality service in the California clubs that treat dancers as employees instead of independent contractors. An article about San Francisco clubs, http://www.sfexaminer.com/new-rules-for-contractors-have-unexpected-consequences-for-the-citys-strip-clubs/, says it's really hard on the dancers (though primarily from their…

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Is it racist...

To have an ethnicity option on the club listing? This has been discussed before. I just find it so strange that millennials are so confused that they send me hate mail about it. So I forwarded it to Yelp, in hopes…

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How could I have salvaged this situation...

So I walk into this club on a Wednesday afternoon and it DEAD. There are at least 20 dancers and only 3-4 customers most of which are there for the buffet. Tipped a few girls on stage and I see…

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Contacting an old fav

So I had a long term (1 year) ATF that quit a while back. After she quit I moved on pretty easily and didn't think much about her. But now that it's been 6 months since she quit I have…

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Make this update today or I quit. Ok. @flounder

Why can’t we use ascii art? I googled how to spell strippers with ascii art but then it comes out looking like this. 3 Hours Ago _________ __ .__ ._. / _____// |________|__|_____ ______ ___________ _____| | \_____ \\ __\_ __…

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3 new articles posted

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Bonedin Boneheads

If you used Yelp to decide if a restaurant was worth your time and the review consensus was horrible ambiance, lousy service, under cooked food, and overpriced, would you still go to that restaurant? Not likely, unless you are a bonehead…

Tijuana Explored: Good Eats, Bad Descisions

It is pretty much taken for granted that the best club in TJ is the Hong Kong Club. And depending on the frequency of your visits and timing of your visits the membership for 50 bucks is a good deal. I got curious about some of the other clubs and some of the other options on my last trip. This is sort of a review of my lessons learned in trying to work a deal with some of the other options along the street. Nice restaurant across from adelitas, "Loncheria el Buen Amigo" had a few 35MN negro modelos, best beer price on the street. Food was great, about 160 pesos total. Walking around…

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For you hard core gamers - "Second hand strip club"

https://www.hardcoregamer.com/2019/02/27/old-dog-teaches-strippers-new-tricks-in-second-hand-strip-club/325870/

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How do you know when you're old?

For me it was 10 years ago when friving to Court in the town where I lived as a child I drove by the elementary school I attended and lo and behold it was no longer named for the two…

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How does a stripper know when she's too old for the job?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. How does a stripper know when she's…

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conspiracy?

I am maybe going to post discussions from time to time that admittedly aren't pertaining to stripperville, but more just a topic I'm interested in eclectic minds from all over the place weighing in and what they choose to contribute.…

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So what's the deal with strippers lying always about everything?

I have never worked with such shitty manipulative people w/ a lying habit in vanilla jobs. Idk I had awesome coworkers the only 2 vanilla jobs I held for a decent amt of time. Anyways... So I get why a stripper…

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Something I do to make me feel better about myself. I look at celebrities/quater

And it fucking works man! You guys should try it. I guarantee you'll like be at like 70% (I'm at like 80%) They all seem to like these petite blonde skeletons that do nothing for me. Then I realize I…

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Gifts for Dancers

A dancer who I've visited numerous times, hit me up for a decent priced laptop so she could take a few online classes to finish her general education. I've also been hit up for jewelry and a tazer. For the record,…

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[SJGs Basement] I'm in here right now...

.... and the shit that's in here would blow your mind, man! When you're in here, pi is a rational number, time sometimes flows backwards, and.. hey, is that Jimmy Hof--

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VIP members

Should I indicate who is a VIP member (like the verified and female badges)?

Roxy's Showgirls

Fort Worth, Texas

Apparently this club is outside of Fort Worth city limits

Apparently this club is outside of Fort Worth city limits and allows smoking. And since it is the last club left that does all of the smokers congregate here. Recent reports from strippers who have worked here have said the…

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Just had my first FS with a preggo

Tonight was one for the ages. I had a few drinks in me and walked into the bar and took a seat. Sat down and saw a dancer with a great ass and face, but she was wearing a loose…

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Suggestions for good times in Austin

Hey fellow, me and a buddy going to Austin this weekend for his bachelor's party. Any suggestions on any hidden gems that we can go to for a wide smile on our face? we are open to suggestions for strip clubs,…

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“The smart way to keep people passive and obedient is to strictly limit the spec

That gives people the sense that there's free thinking going on, while all the time the presuppositions of the system are being reinforced by the limits put on the range of the debate. * Noam Chomsky, The Common Good (1998) Title says…

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The “Two Party System” is really two sides of the same coin”. Both political par

“If Americans really felt the need for more parties we'd vote for them. The fact we don't proves we're either stupid, or we don't care. When people care enough things will change.” - Skibum609 I would add that maybe is because “Wealth…

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I got your Back Papi Chulo

I went to Starbucks and dumped a load all over the drive through. Everyone is running like hell from the shitty coffee

Seeking Arrangement experience in Vegas

Ive seen the question come up a few times here. What’s the SA experience in Vegas? Well...... Here’s my story. I was traveling to Vegas for a weeklong trade show. Boring work stuff all day. Decided to give SA a try. First, you have to create a profile on SA. You include basic info such as birth date, ethnicity, height, body type ( not weight). You write a brief blurb about yourself and what you are looking for. You can upload pictures - not required. IF you don’t upload a picture, you have to buy a $89 monthly membership to message girls. You also have to put your annual income and net worth. I’m actually 48, but I said I was 43.…

So Dancers do get excited!

Over the years I have had a number of great lap dances from a wide variety of Dancers. The “Fantasy” has always been a common thread through every dance I have ever had. That fantasy has been that despite my age, beer belly and receding hairline, I am the most sexually exciting member of the male population this physically stunning Dancer has ever had the pleasure of being with and if it were not for the club’s rules, she would undress me and let me fuck her silly until she couldn’t walk straight. Dad It’s ok that they are selling a fantasy and I choose to buy that fantasy. It is my responsibility to stay within my financial constraints, abide…

I always wondered if

I’ve been mongering for more than a few years and have had the pleasure of visiting a number of SCs over the years. Like most at first I was very naive bordering on downright stupid and this missed out on many possible experiences. Once sitting on sniffers row I commented to the dancer that she had the most beautiful body and her pussy looked like it would taste like honey (little did I know that she was actually wet from stimulation). When she was done, she came up to my table and told me she would love for me to taste her and told me I could come over to her motel after bar close. Well stupid me I stammered…

Grand Unified Theory of Internet Trolling

As rquested by 4got2**** in my Denial comment: “Brilliant! Do you also have a grand unified theory of internet trolling? ;)” Generally speaking Internet trolling is when a “Troll” makes “random unsolicited and/or controversial comments in a internet forum with the intent to provoke an emotional reaction from readers and make them engage into a fight or argument.” However often times the term is incorrectly used to refer to anyone with controversial, or differing, opinions. Definitions of internet troll: Zero; “A form of rhetoric that predates the internet entirely. Represent a “heroic” tradition of skepticism that emphasizes the importance of questioning the relative nature of personal experiences in relation to perception and challenging cultural norms associated with hegemony.” One: “From the fishing technique of dragging fishhooks behind…