So my lady wanted to go to a stripclub

So my lady wanted to go to strip club where she could sit and look at booties. This trip was prompted by one of the many instagram models we as a couple enjoy looking. Miss Sunshine or something close to that. Spurred by a curious lady and the promise of a spirited night cap we ventured to Baltimore. To the block, well an alley next to the block to visit some Ebony dimes or so I thought. Now before we even enter I find parking on the street. Wait, a guy popped up asking for five to watch the car. I said no sir to the random and paid for the lot. Money gone. We go to the line and cover is being charged. The last time I went they wanted $10, tonight they want $20 each. We finally get inside and grab a sit at the bar after some gentlemen offered their seat. We grab some $12 drinks and scope out the scene. We don't immediately see our instagram model but we do see some of bmore's finest. I like a good gentleman hand my lady some ones from the bartender. She finds a lady she likes and proceeds to drop all of it within 3 minutes. I laugh at her and say that you're supposed to tip gradually not all at one and show her how its done. Our girl eventually comes out and she has one of those "I got surgery or I do a lot of squats bodies". As my lady is enjoying herself I ask about a private dance with all three of us and one of the other points to an area in the corner of the club. Open VIP. Besides the club being a bad rap video I did enjoy the atmosphere with the crowd being mixed between male and female. If I came by myself or my guys this would probably be different but today was good.