It only takes 5 steps:
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Go to a strip club in DC, possibly the worst venue available.
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Get drunk off your ass and refuse to pay your bill.
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Be such an asshole that you get arrested.
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Make this strip club visit as the principal of a catholic high school while you are on a school field trip.
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Do all of this on a slow news day so that the details of your strip club visit are reported in the national news.
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last commentI think this was already posted a couple of days ago:
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Per the title I thought you were talking about yourself LOL
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6.0 having your service dog with you.
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I thought this was going to be one of your guess what I did threads. 😷
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Many years ago a brand new football coach at of all places Alabama comes to Pensacola for a celebrity golf tournament. The night before goes to a Strip Club and takes a dancer back to his hotel room. He gets up early to go play golf. She wakes up mad as hell orders room service every thing on the menu and creates a big ruckus. He gets fired before he coaches his first game. True Story.
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Johnsmith are YOU that GUY?
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