It only takes 5 steps:
Go to a strip club in DC, possibly the worst venue available.
Get drunk off your ass and refuse to pay your bill.
Be such an asshole that you get arrested.
Make this strip club visit as the principal of a catholic high school while you are on a school field trip.
Do all of this on a slow news day so that the details of your strip club visit are reported in the national news.
Per the title I thought you were talking about yourself LOL
6.0 having your service dog with you.
I thought this was going to be one of your guess what I did threads. 😷
Many years ago a brand new football coach at of all places Alabama comes to Pensacola for a celebrity golf tournament. The night before goes to a Strip Club and takes a dancer back to his hotel room. He gets up early to go play golf. She wakes up mad as hell orders room service every thing on the menu and creates a big ruckus. He gets fired before he coaches his first game. True Story.
Johnsmith are YOU that GUY?
I think this was already posted a couple of days ago:
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