Why are Texas laws so dumb?
So in San Anton, no paint on boobies=prostitutionAustin, grinding on a customer=prostitution
And then I find out today that in Dallas, selling time blocks to customers is, by the letter of the law, considered prostitution. And that’s why Baby Dolls management tries to discourage the practice (even if plenty of other clubs allow it)
What happened to good ol’ prostitution=actually sucking off a customer? 🧐
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You probably shouldn't park your horse next to the fire hydrant or use the lord's name in vain. They hang em high in Texas.
What they did was give him an enema, then they buried him in a shoe box
Certainly here in Santa Clara County it is tough. No topless with alcohol.
Our LE tries to say that any touching or flashing for tips, is not just over the rules, but it is prostitution.
Paint on boobies? You mean fake topless? I know they would not like that. If you mean really paint on boobies, they might think it is supposed to be licked off.
And we don't even have back rooms.
What it really comes down to is fearless defendants who can afford expert lawyers, and so they will not plead guilty.
LE might want it to be one way, but if a defendant has adequate defense and a jury trial, they might not get convicted. Once that happens, hard for LE to stick to their old interpretation.
In the most conservative of jurisdictions they just prosecute the female entertainers.
If they tried that in San Francisco, the Cops and DA would be made into laughing stocks in the news papers.
I guess in Scandinavia they are prosecuting customers. I guess that is the most extreme. It does not matter to me, as I don't ever talk to women in such a manner which is ever anything less than civilian.
In a strip club, it is a hard argument to make that a customer should be prosecuted, as the guy walks in and it looks like it must be legal.
The landmark case here was Dianne Feinstein trying to shut down Jim and Artie Mitchell. They got competent defense and they went through a jury trial.
The prosecution was calling Jim and Artie "The Corporate Pimps", and they were saying that lap dancing equals prostitution. And this had been all front room, and no FS.
If you asked people on the street, conservative people, I believe that hearing what Lap Dancing entails, they would agree that it is prostitution.
But if you did it pertaining to a real defendant, I think people could be gotten to take it as harmless.
Jim and Artie won, and Feinstein was humiliated. Then after the clubs went to booths, backrooms, and FS. But the front room friendliness factor, and the GFE, got destroyed as DeJa Vu came in and turned these places into the modern version of clip joints.
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Now these rules you speak of for San Antonio, those are not actually the law, they are just things they try to bully club owners into accepting. We have the same sorts of things here, and they are completely destructive.
And this is why I went right away for the underground circuit, besides also liking AMPs.
And because of San Francisco, our local DA's have been ruthless. They know that losing one trial could make this county the same as San Francisco. So they make sure that defendants, like the people who ran the best of our underground circuit do not get a trial. They hit them with so many huge charges that they are intimated into pleading guilty.
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I imagine no house cut, and very friendly all GFE girls doing that. Less house involvement makes it better. No real rules, probably not in the front room, or in walking a girl out the door either.
Some Houston places known for UHM, and some El Paso places too, and talk of other places as well. Lots of strip clubs in Texas, compared to other states.
SJG
Good point nicespice, if dancers are going to risk a prostitution charges over these frivolous types of things all dancers should just go ahead and and suck off their customers.
As for weird laws about prostitution, there is a club in a small town south of Columbus where local law makes it prostitution for the girls to ask a customer if they want a dance or for a dancer to discuss prices with a customer. The customer has to be the one to ask for a dance and the prices have to be set and discussed by the bartender. The law also require the dancer to keep 1 foot on the floor at all times. Needless to say even by Ohio standards this club is a waste.
She doesn't have to offer anything or ever discuss money.
Columbus, you mean South Carolina, where there was a huge and really flaky crackdown recently?
Good points, that if the law is to be so silly, then dancers might was well just give all they can.
It will become like Mexico!! :) :) :)
And good thread NiceSpice.
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The problem here is just that many clubs, pressured by LE, have idiotic rules.
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Too bad, it will never be a mongering destination.
Thank goodness for COI and Tijuana.
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Laws are funny. MO has shitty laws, but depending on which hick town you are in, the rules are bent in various directions because the local LE are the bouncers. They tend to be worse Perverts than even a TUSCLer. Illinois is the same way. All in vs nothing risqué, depending on city and local LE.
Dancers get tips from customers. So what goes on is between the dancer and the customer. Both are adults.
Lots of grey areas, and areas which may not be grey, but are the doings of consenting adults.
FishHawk, you are correct. For myself, I never engage with women in a non-civilian manner.
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I imagine it would take grows. I dislike when customer try though. It takes forever for that stuff to dry so if i have to reapply it...
Or do you mean real boobies decorated by paint?
I any event local clubs cannot have topless w/ alcohol, special county rule added to alcohol rules.
Paint decorating boobies would be okay, so long as there is no contact and topless rule not violated.
Simulated boobies, there could be problems with that. Seen pasties that look like real aureole. But that kind of stuff is rare and could be in violation.
Long list of very detailed coverage rules which local clubs are bullied into complying with.
By contrast, in an AMP, customer is supposed to get naked, and in FS session girl will get all the titty sicking and DATYing a girl could want, and usually lots of DFKing to start off.
Not really sure Nicespice why you would be concerned with paint. Are you applying paint to your boobies, and why?
SJG
You mean that you cannot show boobies or tush. But this paint is enough to count as coverage.
It is not done like that in this county.
1. Nude okay if no alcohol.
2. Bikini minimum if alcohol.
Paint or see thru does not count as covered.
Also, zoning rules and rules against off stage nudity. 6 ft minimum distance from customer on 18" stage, or tush must be covered.
Very detailed anatomical rules about boobie coverage. Some types of swim suits do not count.
I have heard about paint or makeup on boobies at a club in Modesto.
Most of this is not really the "law", they are administrative policies which clubs are bullied into going along with.
The "adult entertainment license" is a way of making rules of the type which courts had struck down in the 60's and 70's.
For example, most of such rules do not apply anyplace else. Like they would not apply on the sidewalk in front of the club. Nudity prohibitions are not that strict. No law against DFKing either.
Obviously such rules spoil clubs, spoil the mileage, spoil the GFE potential by interfering with development of rapport with dancer.
Our underground circuit has been infinitely better.
SJG
As that is not a retail venue, it is probably exempt from all such rules.
Can't serve alcohol. Still restricted by prostitution law, but in such a place enforcement would be very difficult, and there would be no public mandate.
So probably no limits front room, back room, or on walking a girl out the front door.
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Ironically, I was pretty buzzed when I made this thread
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Reliable FS venues though, is less of a thing.
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“I imagine it would take grows. I dislike when customer try though. It takes forever for that stuff to dry so if i have to reapply it...”
HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IM SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!
@tfp yes as far as I know it’s just SA that does the pasties thing. As far as Austin, not really, but I think there have been crack downs in the past few months on that. One manager at one club (who has never liked me anyways) threatened to move me to dayshift over grinding. And even the extras club cracked down on it, but that’s just cause the owner wanted more cabanas sold. But it’s always been a law on the books, and something to keep in mind it LE ever shows up. I haven’t worked in Austin at some point since April so idk what it’s like now.
@docE As far as the Baby Dolls time block thing, that’s a weird thing I only learned about today. There are alcove areas customers can access for buying a bottle. I guess it’s like the dancers push it and the managers just try to pretend it doesn’t happen? Idk I’ve only worked on shift so far
I've had the highest mileage you could ever want at San Antonio clubs. They only wear latex if they expose their tits onstage. If they keep their lingerie on, that means you won't have to deal with vulcanized nipples back in the VIP. Given the choice between nude breasts onstage and nude breasts in my hands, I'll always go with the latter; I'm not there to watch dancing.
I notice all your reviews are for Texas clubs. Have you ever been to any famous high mileage areas like Detroit, Miami, or COI? Wondering how your high mileage San Antonio experiences might match up to those.
Is all of San Antonio like that, no real topless or nude?
Are the other clubs dives, higher mileage, higher front room friendliness, so you don't want to work in them?
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