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I quit shitting at McDonald's

crazyjoe
Colorado
The smell of the food got to me last time I shit there so I decided to shit in the neighbors bushes...

Neighbor- something smells over here (neat the bushes Joe shit in)

Joe- huh

Neighbor- it smells like dead fish

Joe- wow! I wonder id a cat or dog drug something in

6 comments

  • MackTruck
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    5 years ago
    You stupid mother fucker! My equipment doesn't clean out bushes!
  • prevert
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    5 years ago
    Wow.
  • 4got2wipe
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    5 years ago
    Tell the truth crazyjoe. Did you eat 72 ounces of questionable sashimi and chug a gallon of Red Bull before you took a shit?

    If so, I have one thing to say: brilliant! ;)
  • 4got2wipe
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    5 years ago
    Also, you seriously need to bathe in listermint. That stuff cures rectal cancer and the sashimi shits!

    Listermint = aces! ;)
  • MackTruck
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    5 years ago
    ^^^ Holy shit! That made me spit food everywhere! Lmao rofl
  • MackTruck
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    5 years ago
    Pervert said... wow

    Wow is rite
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