I quit shitting at McDonald's

6/5/2019 1:26:55 PM

The smell of the food got to me last time I shit there so I decided to shit in the neighbors bushes...

Neighbor- something smells over here (neat the bushes Joe shit in)

Joe- huh

Neighbor- it smells like dead fish

Joe- wow! I wonder id a cat or dog drug something in

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MackTruck

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5 years ago

You stupid mother fucker! My equipment doesn't clean out bushes!

prevert

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5 years ago

Wow.

4got2wipe

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5 years ago

Tell the truth crazyjoe. Did you eat 72 ounces of questionable sashimi and chug a gallon of Red Bull before you took a shit?

If so, I have one thing to say: brilliant! ;)

4got2wipe

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5 years ago

Also, you seriously need to bathe in listermint. That stuff cures rectal cancer and the sashimi shits!

Listermint = aces! ;)

MackTruck

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5 years ago

^^^ Holy shit! That made me spit food everywhere! Lmao rofl

MackTruck

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5 years ago

Pervert said... wow

Wow is rite