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I quit shitting at McDonald's

crazyjoe
crazyjoe941525

Colorado

7 yrs ago · 1 min read

The smell of the food got to me last time I shit there so I decided to shit in the neighbors bushes...

Neighbor- something smells over here (neat the bushes Joe shit in)

Joe- huh

Neighbor- it smells like dead fish

Joe- wow! I wonder id a cat or dog drug something in

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MackTruck

You stupid mother fucker! My equipment doesn't clean out bushes!

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prevert

Wow.

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4got2wipe

Tell the truth crazyjoe. Did you eat 72 ounces of questionable sashimi and chug a gallon of Red Bull before you took a shit?

If so, I have one thing to say: brilliant! ;)

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4got2wipe

Also, you seriously need to bathe in listermint. That stuff cures rectal cancer and the sashimi shits!

Listermint = aces! ;)

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MackTruck

^^^ Holy shit! That made me spit food everywhere! Lmao rofl

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MackTruck

Pervert said... wow

Wow is rite

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