The smell of the food got to me last time I shit there so I decided to shit in the neighbors bushes...
Neighbor- something smells over here (neat the bushes Joe shit in)
Joe- huh
Neighbor- it smells like dead fish
Joe- wow! I wonder id a cat or dog drug something in
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last commentYou stupid mother fucker! My equipment doesn't clean out bushes!
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Wow.
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Tell the truth crazyjoe. Did you eat 72 ounces of questionable sashimi and chug a gallon of Red Bull before you took a shit?
If so, I have one thing to say: brilliant! ;)
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Also, you seriously need to bathe in listermint. That stuff cures rectal cancer and the sashimi shits!
Listermint = aces! ;)
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^^^ Holy shit! That made me spit food everywhere! Lmao rofl
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Pervert said... wow
Wow is rite
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