Goggles on and enjoy!

First, put on your DC/NOVA goggles because I dont see how this place exists without them. But since it’s pasties and low mileage area, this place really isn’t half bad unless you are willing to get yourself to Maryland. If you’ve been here before, you know the sort of laid back vibe they like to go for. Great food prices ($12 for a steak!) and girls that do the dollar walk but aren’t too pushy about it. Example? Even on a Friday night, I saw several girls get stiffed on the dollar parade and not even blink an eye. For those nicer, $1 each will do.

The girls are pretty decent looking imo- no one sleazy/drugged out/trashy like I’ve seen in other strip clubs. All fairly young and in good shape too (which i’ve learned not to expect)! During my night there was a decent dancer duo that seemed to have some chemistry and were pretty entertaining (again, if you can get past the pasties part). 2-3 had real strip club level moves (think upside down on the pole) and the others were at least decent to look at.

All in all- good enough for the area and we’re just going to have to accept it. Come in for some good food at great prices, chill for a bit, and enjoy the decent puritanical show