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Height Fight at the club????

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MuddyUSA

One of my favs and me have recently got into some beef at the club. I forgot it was her birthday and now I have completely opened pandora’s box.

The other night she comes into the club with noticeably taller heels so that she’s just slightly taller than me. I said fuck that I come in the next night with cowboy boots just being slightly taller than her.

I’m thinking this is some passive aggressive shit. The next night she comes in with even bigger heels. Well I’m not taking god dammit, so I went and borrowed my uncles old platform disco shoes and came to the club once again out matching her. The next night you guessed it she finds some ‘12 inch heels (I didn’t know they made them big) and now she’s looking down on me.

Im gonna put this bed though. I’m going into the club with stilts tonight. Are stilts even allowed in the clubs? Not that I care I’ll pay off the bouncer. I shall not be outdone. We haven’t spoke directly about any of this yet, we just carry on as if it’s any other day, but in the back of our minds it’s all out war. Does anybody have anything else to add?

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twentyfive

They make stilts that can be raised while your wearing them, look in construction supply stores, I believe you can get them up to 4 feet

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Bavarian

That’s pretty funny 😆

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twentyfive

I meant to add that’s pretty funny you could give RevHorneyBastard a run for his money 😂

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ATACdawg

Wouldn't it be easier to remember her birthday? Just saying.....

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Nidan111

^^^ most of them have “birthdays” every day if they think money will be granted for having such. Just saying...

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Kajohnston

@ATACdawg recommendation for the win!

“...easier to remember her birthday...”
¯_(ツ)_/¯

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flagooner

I call bullshit

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nicespice

Or you could buy 12” platform heels 😂

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jackslash

Bring a step ladder to the club.

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flagooner

Or go use the restroom. You're full of shit.

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MackTruck

^^^^^ agree

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MackTruck

Sphincter

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Muddy

Fuck you too Mack Truck

And fuck you and your whole self KAjohnston

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MackTruck

Fuck you

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