Height Fight at the club????

6/1/2019 9:43:39 AM

One of my favs and me have recently got into some beef at the club. I forgot it was her birthday and now I have completely opened pandora’s box.

The other night she comes into the club with noticeably taller heels so that she’s just slightly taller than me. I said fuck that I come in the next night with cowboy boots just being slightly taller than her.

I’m thinking this is some passive aggressive shit. The next night she comes in with even bigger heels. Well I’m not taking god dammit, so I went and borrowed my uncles old platform disco shoes and came to the club once again out matching her. The next night you guessed it she finds some ‘12 inch heels (I didn’t know they made them big) and now she’s looking down on me.

Im gonna put this bed though. I’m going into the club with stilts tonight. Are stilts even allowed in the clubs? Not that I care I’ll pay off the bouncer. I shall not be outdone. We haven’t spoke directly about any of this yet, we just carry on as if it’s any other day, but in the back of our minds it’s all out war. Does anybody have anything else to add?