Yesterday I Hiked the Mountain
reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
I was unaccompanied.
It was a great hike.
No kids.
No Yuni. (https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=…)
No naked bathing beauties.
No friendly locals inviting me into their homes for a cup of dysentery tea.
Just me, peace, solitude and nature.
I fed a lot of mosquitoes.
Out here in the middle of nowhere a long walk is the closest I can get to some quality “me time.”
I think the mountain I was hiking might be volcanic. There are lots of volcanoes around here. Halfway up I crossed a stream that was surprisingly hot.
Even though it’s not much of a mountain (just a big hill, really), the hike got me all tired and sweaty.
One thing for sure:
I’m getting too old for this.
It was a great hike.
No kids.
No Yuni. (https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=…)
No naked bathing beauties.
No friendly locals inviting me into their homes for a cup of dysentery tea.
Just me, peace, solitude and nature.
I fed a lot of mosquitoes.
Out here in the middle of nowhere a long walk is the closest I can get to some quality “me time.”
I think the mountain I was hiking might be volcanic. There are lots of volcanoes around here. Halfway up I crossed a stream that was surprisingly hot.
Even though it’s not much of a mountain (just a big hill, really), the hike got me all tired and sweaty.
One thing for sure:
I’m getting too old for this.
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My favorite is the mountain but I can only do that once a day.
A part of me would LOVE to have some alone time with Yuni.
You can probably guess which part.
But I know better. I’m on wife #3 and, unlike the first 2, I have a couple of children with my current wife.
My little boy has become paranoid recently because the parents of some of his close friends are getting divorced. He worries (for no good reason) that the same thing will happen to his parents.
It won’t.
My love for my kids is what really keeps me in line. I used to wander all the time, constantly cheating on my prior wives But I haven’t misbehaved (outside of a strip club) since my two low-center-of-gravity mooches came into my life.