Quirky Strip Club Regulars
NJBalla
New York
I suddenly realized that every strip club has a quirky regular. Im not talking about guys who go the same club, sit in the same seat, every day to the point that you think they are part of management. Those guys are fellow comrades in the game called mongering. An example is this:
Example A: He would come to the bar disheveled with a bottle of lotion and gave the girls free massages. Wouldnt buy drinks or get lapdances. He just got off on lotioning the girls up. Some didnt mind, but he was there so often that it freaked out the girls who danced there regularly. Management and bar maid didnt even bat an eye.
Example B: This guy came every 2 weeks. Wouldnt be interested in lapdances, but comes to the club with around $500. He sits at the bar and pulls out 20 straws. Each straw has a prize on it with different denominations. $20,$40, $50. While this was all in good fun for the dancers it wasnt for the customers who would watch the girls crowd around him for 15 minutes.
Example C: Comes to the club with his girlfriend and he gets 5 dances a night. The wierd thing is his "girlfriend" would watch and insult him while the dance went off and when they were at the bar she'd treat him like shit.
Anyone quirkier than this?
Example A: He would come to the bar disheveled with a bottle of lotion and gave the girls free massages. Wouldnt buy drinks or get lapdances. He just got off on lotioning the girls up. Some didnt mind, but he was there so often that it freaked out the girls who danced there regularly. Management and bar maid didnt even bat an eye.
Example B: This guy came every 2 weeks. Wouldnt be interested in lapdances, but comes to the club with around $500. He sits at the bar and pulls out 20 straws. Each straw has a prize on it with different denominations. $20,$40, $50. While this was all in good fun for the dancers it wasnt for the customers who would watch the girls crowd around him for 15 minutes.
Example C: Comes to the club with his girlfriend and he gets 5 dances a night. The wierd thing is his "girlfriend" would watch and insult him while the dance went off and when they were at the bar she'd treat him like shit.
Anyone quirkier than this?
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Same club, someone different occasionally shows up who gives dancers back rubs, or massages their feet.
Several years ago when I had business trips to San Diego, there was this guy who had a spanking fetish, and would buy dances with a dancer just to spank her. (Cheetahs- San Diego)
The guy who talks a lot and likes to tell lots of jokes and pull pranks involving Hershey’s kisses.
The guy who shows up when it’s practically dead in the club and turns it into a party atmosphere with hard drinking.
The guy who refuses to buy dances but instead tips the dancer tableside to sit and chat and listen to an OTC pitch.
The white dude in the middle of the black club looking for the thickest meatiest darkest dancers.
The guy who has fwb (not p4p)
The guy who thinks spiking dancer drinks with ghb is a casual normal thing
you mean, Mr. Chulo?
There also was an Indian guy a few weeks ago who was clearly fresh off the boat. Was wearing a fast food uniform complete with his nametag. Kept trying to feel up every dancer who went on stage and was clearly really confused as to why they weren't willing to make out with him.
I would see him regularly maybe 65-75% of times I visited local clubs. After several months of noticing him and never talking to him, I had a rather disappointing epiphany one day when I realized that I was seeing him so often, that it may have been ME who was the Quirky Strip Club Regular. Yikes!
A different club had a guy they called The Professor, who was an Asian guy who would pay the cover and just drink pop the whole time. (This was a juice bar.) Never bought dances or even tipped. Supposedly, he was a real professor at the nearby college, although how anyone knew that is beyond my understanding, because the dancers all avoided him.
There is a guy at a local club who would come in and set up a table and put out all kinds of candy and snacks for dancers. He would also massage all the dancers. One of the dancers told me he had spent $80,000 on dances with one dancer over the course of a year, as well as dances with other dancers. Management finally kicked him out because theybdid not like him touching the girls. One dancer told me he just went to another club where they gave him his own corner to set up his table at
Another time I saw some tool wearing a white 3-piece suit in a dive club over in Pasco County. Fucking weirdo.
I was told that one day "Mrs. D" came into the club, grabbed him by the ear and dragged him OTC. She was heard saying " So this is how you have been spending your afternoons".
I hope I always enjoy going to the club, but if I ever become a daily visitor please take my man card away from me.
I'm the guy that is always spooning and massaging my ATF DS and never getting dances with anyone else but I do tip the stage if a stripper is alone up there. I also know all the bartenders well and am on friendly terms with the owners and most of the strippers. Then I get dances with my ATF DS and leave. What makes me quirky is that I have the same exact routine. Everyone knows I'm there to see my ATF DS.
The other guy does the same but he rarely gets dances with his ATF and stays longer and talks with his stripper longer. When I'm there for 1-2 hours, he's there for 2-3.
At the same club there used to be another regular that was known as "Mr. Horse Cock". He would drink a lot and basically party with any of the strippers and occasionally get dances. All the strippers, my ATF DS included, said his dick was huge and he was known as such and without fail every visit one of the strippers would tease him and openly grope his crotch. He's an honorable mention quirky next to me and the other guy.
@DrEvil - your sketchbook guy was probably either a struggling artist/art student who found a cheap source of "life models," or a wannabe artist working on a new system (Phase 2 is asking the girl back to your place to show her your etchings).
I've seen quite a few oddballs while clubbing but the only one that really stood out in my mind was on a recent visit to Follies. An older gent, probably mid 60s, dressed in typical "dirty old man gear" (t-shirt & basketball shorts), was camped out at one of the high tops. Several dancers came by and spoke with him but I never saw him get a dance. Instead, every so often he would stand up at his table and dance all by himself. Not sure what his story is/was, but the dude was clearly having fun on his own terms. 💃
It got him lots of free attention.
Now yes, when trapped in a lethal marriage, I was that looser. And I will never forget that.
SJG
Loyd’s the king of dumbasses!
Lmao!
And the irony upon irony is that he doesn't even go to clubs or see strippers IRL today yet he is the "expert" on how PLs should interact with strippers. All he does is post about it from the public library but he never actually goes to see strippers IRL. SMH!
Anyway it seemed funny that he'd just be that blatant about it.
Ats funny.
She would make a perfect mate for @Flagooner. He could take her OTC to the nursing home and she would laugh at his jokes.
don’t give me wrong Papi. i admire your ability to discuss and convey and describe the details to infinity .
1- Guy comes in near the end of day shift and offers girls $80 to suck on their toes... but he only likes girls in open toe shoes, with dirty feet.
2- Very old white guy who likes to cuddle with very young Black girls, then falls asleep.....and they just leave him in the corner....
3- One guy comes in every day, gets two $10 floor dances, then leaves right away.
At another club....
A group of old men come to watch this 68 year old stripper who dresses like a school girl.
I asked one of the girls about him and she said he was part of the "citizens for community values" group that was trying to get the club shut down. Unfortunately those bible thumpers succeeded in turning Cincinnati into a strip club wasteland and have spent decades trying to do the same around the state.
“This was just two days ago and very late at night”
Now there’s an example of an old entitled quirky guy trying relive his glory days at a strip club. No wonder he is Randumb.