Is Yuni Putting Her Ass on Parade?

Have you thought that maybe your wife had a conversation with Yuni about your conversation with your wife ? Thus Yuni knows that you think she is hot. And now Yuni is just messing with your head.

Actually, I hadn’t thought of that!

She’s messing with my head big time.

I’m an ass man and she’s punching my buttons more than she knows.

I like a parade ;)

Im enjoying the hell out of the parade.

As for this being a “test” - women alcan be very devious. I suppose it’s not out of the question. Yuni and my wife are not sisters but they might as well be. They are as close as sisters.

I see a threesome in your future.

@Flagooner

That’s a lovely thought but I can’t see that happening.

My wife was much more willing to let me push the limits in the old days. But since our low-center-of-gravity mooches came into our lives, she has become far more possessive and jealous.

I think when our kids came into the picture, the stakes became too high for her.

Post a few photos of Yuni's ass. You might get some volunteers for some missionary work.

Yuni sounds hot and you are likely semi bored and would likely nothing more than tap that fine ass. But, resist the temptation. Nothing good would come of it. Yes, a mountainside nut would be amazing but there is no upside from there. Enjoy the view but convince yourself that she’s off limits.

Would like*

@captainfun

Believe me, I will leave Yuni alone.

A long time ago I saw my Asian wife cutting sugar cane with a machete.

I got her message loud and clear!

Smart man!

I've found that the most surefire way to get more women to hit on you is to have a wife / girlfriend on your arm. This phenomenon increases dramatically if the girlfriend is visibly out of your league.

I don't think it has much to do with attraction so much as some women really enjoy testing a guy's loyalty. Also, if they can pull a guy away from a hot woman, then it's a dominance move on their part.

Shit like this is exactly why I limit my extra curricular activities to p4p girls. My clubbing and p4p activities actually increase when I am in a serious relationship and I've been married with kids for over a decade now. I'm sure this seems counter-intuitive for some here, but getting civilian ass has never been my problem. My problem is that I crave diversity and civilian pussy comes with all sorts of potential drama when one is already married.

Reverend, Ideally you'll find a paid option to get your mind straight. If you must fuck civilian side ass, don't forget the three cardinal rules:

1. Don't shit where you eat
2. Don't dip the pen in company ink.
3. Not in my back yard.

Meaning don't fuck any girl in your wife's social circle, don't fuck a girl you work with and don't fuck a girl who lives too close to your home. Unfortunately Yumi is Exhibit A for why those rules exist. 😉

^ But think about how much fun these fireworks are, for the rest of us ; )

Rules to live by, Mr Dugan.

A fine ass is a thing to be admired. I often have to mentally slap myself in order not to stare at some of the fine asses I see around town. I live near a major university and a trip to the super market is a hazard, all those co-Ed’s walking around is short tight shorts. It’s a wonder that I come home with half of what I intended to buy. I saw a girl in a restaurant the other day with slacks on that were so tight on the ass they had thin horizontal stripes that just accented her curves so well. Ah, they must know they are so hot and they make us dirty old men stammer and drool.

The trick is to somehow get your wife to think it's her idea to get Yuni to join you in the sack and let her initiate it.

Yuni is an inappropriate partner for you. But you have many TUSCL friends to whom you could introduce her.

Rev, get that camera out. We are all waiting.

I love that Rev is in a place with no running water but is basically live broadcasting his every thought with a good internet connection. Welcome to the 21st century.

@McNulty

Life is good. We are in a hotel about 20 miles from my wife’s village. It’s the closest thing to modernity around here.

The hotel has air conditioned rooms, a swimming pool and WiFi.

The food at the hotel is lousy and I’ve had the squirts ever since we arrived.

On this visit, for the first time ever, I can get a cellphone signal in the village. It fades sometimes but that’s still better than nothing.

Find Madiun in East Java on Google Earth. That is our hotel location.

My wife’s village is Pupus, not too far to the SW of Madiun.

Okay, I found both on Google Earth and wonder, how the fuck do you get there? Is Surabaya large enough to have an International Airport? How could you possibly have met and married a young woman from this distant land?
Is it possible that you were seen bathing in the river and that Yuni and perhaps others want to savor the wonders of the beast between your legs? Has your wife been bragging?

Gawker,I’d love to return to those magical years!

I lived in Indonesia for many years.

I met Mrs. Hornibastard #3 when we were both living in Jakarta.

Getting to Madiun and Pupus isn’t that hard but it can be expensive depending on where you begin and end your journey.

We always fly to Solo (also called “Surakarta”) then drive to Pupus or Madiun.

Having a foreign boyfriend or husband is definitely a status symbol for Indonesian women. It’s not all about the money. Some of the Indonesian women I dated came from families that had more money than God and Davy Crockett combined.

Mrs. Hornibastard #3 did not come from a rich family. Although she never admitted it, I believe she did her share of bragging among her friends in the early days of our relationship.

I don’t think she bragged about the money. That he never been a big deal to her. But she showed an early exhibitionist and voyeuristic streak. She invited her girlfriends to skinny dip in our pool and often eager for me to join in.

Some of her friends became regulars in our pool parties or other sexual hijinks.

Read my prior post about spicing up my sex life using an egg timer.

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