One Thing

I only have one nut sack.....yep....juice is just like tom green

I have a t-shirt that says it all "No one knows that I am a lesbian". :)

If I told you, it wouldnt be something you find out would it?

The dead bodies in my back yard.

You too, Gator?

That I fuck strippers for money.

Duh.

That I usually post nothing but the truth on here but I figure most people won't believe the truth. It's easier that way for others to believe you are lying.

In my dreams I can travel through time and space and things can get bizarre. It's nice to wake up to a normal existence. That is if this reality isn't some kind of super grand universe reality simulation. Bonjour to the guy who thinks I lie all the time.

Ok, the truth. Juice missed it big time. Club Lust had the workers dressed up as super heroes and villains last night. When I first walked in I asked if it was supposed to be Halloween in July or something night.

I have trouble urinating in public

I like to fuck girls 50 years younger than I.

Yes but don't tell the police I just planted a new layer of sod and don't need some forensics team digging it all up.

I know where Jimmy Hoffa is buried.

"What's the one thing about you, that no matter what, most people would never find out?"

Well, hell - if I told you my Secret[s] they wouldn't be unknown to all the others. Especially you KNOW WHO!!!

My sexual relations with txtittyfan's daughter. She's a pretty ugly little thing, and the only reason I did it was to piss off her father.

I have a twin brother, Slick. I never thought about it but yeah that is something that most people would never find out about you unless they straight out asked....and who would know to ask???