tuscl

Direct TV and Alucard

When your cable goes out, you feel things suck
When you feel things suck, you join TUSCL
When you join TUSCL, you tell people how to think and act
When you tell people how to think and act, they think you're a jerk
When they think you're a jerk, you defend yourself with CAPS for EMPHASIS!
When you defend yourself with CAPS for EMPHASIS!,you become Alucard
Don't become Alucard,

Upgrade from cable, switch to Direct TV

A tip of the hat to Motorhead





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5 comments

  • deogol
    11 years ago
    LOL
  • sharkhunter
    11 years ago
    I like Dish Network.

    Funny though. lol
  • sharkhunter
    11 years ago
    Don't act like Alucard, don't tell people they should ban all guns and be totally defenseless.

    If everyone believed that we could just be peasants serving a king. Some people think guns are not needed to defend their rights. Someone defending your rights and our country has a gun or other weapon defending you. Don't act stupid pretending a ban on all guns is going to make things better. Don't be like Alucard. :)
    When everyone carried a gun a long time ago, I do not remember any reports of mass shootings. That all started when some people started believing that banning guns in certain gun free zones would make everyone safer. Stupid logic in my opinion.
  • JuiceBox69
    11 years ago
    Altard has a tv ? I bet its a shitty 22"inch
  • zipman68
    11 years ago
    Mikeydude...I normally don't dig your sense of humor. To straightforward and not sufficiently "meta". But I have to admit this was chocolate milk comin' out of the nose funny!
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