When your cable goes out, you feel things suck When you feel things suck, you join TUSCL When you join TUSCL, you tell people how to think and act When you tell people how to think and act, they think you're a jerk When they think you're a jerk, you defend yourself with CAPS for EMPHASIS! When you defend yourself with CAPS for EMPHASIS!,you become Alucard Don't become Alucard,
Upgrade from cable, switch to Direct TV
A tip of the hat to Motorhead
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