Help me find clubs with...

LMFAO!! ;)

Thanks for the humor break, gmd. I actually experienced a club visit back in '09 that almost met your criteria: The 2pm Tuesday afternoon visit had the sole dancer present on shift who filled all of your squares, except for the hairy pussy.

Ireland has some

I DO know of just such a club. It is a pub in Cobh, County Cork, Ireland right on the waterfront overlooking Cork Harbour. I am not certain that, in every case, the drapes match but I can speak for at least one with all the qualities you seek.

Since I saw so few nude, I cannot assert true breast size nor "carpet" for all. But the Cork Waterside Pub was full of young, pleasant women who otherwise meet your criteria. As an additional encouragement, it seems that many of these young lasses are quite enamored of older American men. These are not working girls or strippers, but they do behave very provocatively and do not disappoint!

When you find that club George... Please clue me in. I wouldn't mind some babes with landing strips rather than full bush though.

lmao gmd

lol

Gmd gets it. People today are just soooi bland

To each their own. There is no wrong answer

Gingers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNOKvFEkO…

In response to jackslash I will rebut with this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuh…

but if you find that club I am fairly certain my GF would want to go there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_DVHUEjn…
If that place existed I would totally be a conductor on the underground ginger rail road

Last year I was in the Battle Creek/Kalamazoo MI area and there is a curvy dancer up there 5'01" with natural long red wavy hair, B/almost C cups and matching landing strip. She was dancing at Angels. Or: At Club X-tacy (dive club I stopped into one afternoon when working close by)in Rochester NY there is a cute tiny red head with short natural red hair spinner(eyebrows match head), 4'11", A cup, bald beaver, full menu OTC, partial menu ITC (I did not partake of that menu since she kind of looked 15 from a distance, looked 20ish up close). The only thing close to a full redheaded bush was at Platinum Plus Allentown PA There is a tall redheaded B cup with a matching close trimmed above the slit patch. Sorry no full bush, best I can do. LOL. True redheads are few and many are not attractive. Redheads are so popular nowadays the a lot of girls die their hair red but do not have the right complexion to carry it off.