I was sitting in the club with a couple blonde dancers. Jada whipped out her iPhone and said, "Memphis, they talk about me on this web site. They say I have a limited menu. They talk about you too." She hands Memphis the phone, and Memphis oohs and ahhs about what had been said.
Then Jada turns to me and says, "Have you ever heard of TUSCL?"
Of course, I said no.


Except that now that you've related the conversation, you may have outed yourself. :)