OT: I like doing open mikes at comedy clubs

16 comments

• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  Hell ya
• Chili Palmer

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  11 years ago

  If George RR Martin dies suddenly, could you please writing Game of Thrones? I only ask because you first wrote you live with a dancer/escort, and now you're a paid comedian (despite never writing anything remotely resembling humor here), so clearly you are familiar with the fantasy realm. Thanks!
  
  And crazyjoe, since you have your lips so far up juice's asshole, can you please check for polyps while you're there? Much appreciated.
  
  CP
  
• KingxGorilla

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  11 years ago

  Theres an event center just down they way from the local SC and I'll roam over there from time to time when they have Open mic Nights and most of the time people don't really go up so I'll just go up and do the "Have this ever happened to you..." or "holy shit I just came from the SC down the way, I still have a stiffy..." that usually gets people laughing
• JuiceBox69

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  11 years ago

  Lol....thanks fellas you all kill me.....lol
• JuiceBox69

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  11 years ago

  f George RR Martin dies suddenly, could you please writing Game of Thrones? I only ask because you first wrote you live with a dancer/escort, and now you're a paid comedian (despite never writing anything remotely resembling humor here), so clearly you are familiar with the fantasy realm. Thanks!
  
  And crazyjoe, since you have your lips so far up juice's asshole, can you please check for polyps while you're there? Much appreciated.
  
  CP
  
  Sounds lik CP aka chilli Powder is up set that his life is more fail than mine....lol.....what a funny little Fag CP aka Cunt Penis is.....ricks are for rich studs name Ricky Boy with systems CP
• Chili Palmer

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  11 years ago

  Wow, what genius...with material like that, I can see why you are soooo successful at the comedy clubs. Keep it up!
  
  CP
  
• JuiceBox69

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  11 years ago

  "Wow, what genius...with material like that, I can see why you are soooo successful at the comedy clubs. Keep it up"
  
  CP aka Coward Punk I don't do comedy at your white billiondaller friends club with all thise rich studs....I do comedy in the dive bar clubs and work all the true blue collar clubs..thems my people's
• mikeya02

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  11 years ago

  Here Juice, no charge
  
  A duck walks into a bar
  He orders soup
  When brought the soup, he is upset
  "What!", he says. "No quackers?"
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  CP You may as well check yourself for polyps while your head is up your ass anyway
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  CP You may as well check yourself for polyps while your head is up your ass anyway
• JuiceBox69

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  11 years ago

  Thanks Mikey
  
  Joe lol
  
  Joe lol
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  Hey Juice! A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer and a mop."
• motorhead

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  11 years ago

  Hey Juice!
  
  A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, ‘I’ll have a whisky and ……… soda.’ The bartender says, ‘Why the big pause?’ ‘Dunno,’ says the bear. ‘I’ve always had them.’
  
  
• JuiceBox69

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  11 years ago

  Lol mo' head
• jackslash

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  11 years ago

  Two atoms are sitting at a bar. The first atom says, "I lost an electron." The second atoms says, "Are you sure?" The first atom says, "I'm positive."
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  If CP is not laughing by now his head is waaaaaay farther up there than originally thought. Maybe the smell of shit kills brain cells