If Alucard doesn't return...
zipman68
the speed force!
Since Monsieur Draques is missing in action (and no jokes about death...not funny...we can call a YUSCL-bro a fucking idiot to their face but no jokin' 'bout death) who will step into his shoes? Somebody who says shit only to have it blow up in his face. My candidates are:
Bonerbreath. Dude can't even sustain a simple "you're a moron, you're an asshole" thread. Appears to be too stupid to just give up since he replied to the thread with an equally stupid reply. Boner will have to step up his game if he wants to be King Alturd.
Cambydude. Triggered shitstorm by being complete dullard. Seemed to be holding his own in a workmanlike manner (though I am grading on a curve given his obvious intellectual limitations) but then manages to irritate brother Juice enough that we get Juice and Dougsta postin' at a furious pace. Camby would have just been a dude who played with matches and burned his fingers if he had dropped it, but he then tried to embarrass Juicebro. Folks embrace Juices posts, not Camby's. Wile E. Coyote move #1. The Camby gives us and earnest post revealing his reverence for the "old guard" of TUSCL and need to take the board seriously. All I can say is "take a chill pill dude". Not even worth slapping him around for that post since it is prima facie evidence of a need to take a chill pill. Just like Monsieur Draques!
RickyBoy. More of a sociopath than Alucard, who did have a strong (albeit somewhat bizarre) moral code. Thinks it is totally cool to hope some poor fucked up girl falls apart further so he can get cheaper OTC. will have to develop a more reasonable moral code to replace Drac. Practice saying "repeal the 2nd amendment" and "don't drink or do drugs". If you repeat enough times you'll believe it.
Tittyfag. Too obviously a troll. And a simple one at that. Will have to more subtle to replace the Drac-a-roo.
My money is on Monsieur Camby! But let's see how it plays out...
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Makes a post talking about the "niggerization" of TUSCL, but fails to realize that it doesn't matter what you say after something like that because you'll never be able to hold the moral high ground. Blissfully unaware, however talks about others lack of "emotional intelligence". Yeah, there a good juxtaposition, talk about how your opponents are "niggerizing" the place in one breath and then complain about *their* lack of "emotional intelligence" in another.
Finally when he gets 20 posts ridiculing him in response, concludes that he has proven his point, and it was the truth of what he said that got others all riled up. Ooops, almost forgot the most comical part, 20 posts ridiculing him in response, and one post agreeing with him by none other than... Dracula himself!
If you don't like what other people post...
(Alucard voice)
...that Is TOO Fucking BAD!!!!!!!
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=2…
Ibbicianci (or however it is spelled)
you crack me up.