A Tale of Two Favs
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Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Some time ago, I had two favs that I found extremely attractive. But Fav A was not willing to communicate with me about when I might get time with her in the club, just wanted me to come in on her normally work days and hope she wasn't ditching. One the other hand, Fab B and I bonded (loosely) because she found it refreshing that I got it that she was out of my league. So Fav B became #1 Fav. But I still got the occasional dance from Fav A.
Didn't see Fav A for a few weeks, when one night she shows up 5 - 10 pounds heavier. Often this is not a problem, and can be good, more sand in the hourglass. But in her case, pure flab. And if anybody knows flab, its me.
Got me thinking, given her near miss of being my #1 Fav. What is the kindest way to handle it, when a fav falls from the ranks of the top tier hotties, and you now want few/no dances with her?
Didn't see Fav A for a few weeks, when one night she shows up 5 - 10 pounds heavier. Often this is not a problem, and can be good, more sand in the hourglass. But in her case, pure flab. And if anybody knows flab, its me.
Got me thinking, given her near miss of being my #1 Fav. What is the kindest way to handle it, when a fav falls from the ranks of the top tier hotties, and you now want few/no dances with her?
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IMO, you got to break a few eggs to make an omelet. Politely tell her it's just not working for you and hope she doesn't start cock blocking is the best I can think of.
@GSB: I'm in the same boat. Only one club close to me, and it's a friking pain in the ass xATF is still there.
Is that the kindest way? I don't know - but it seems to cause little drama.
Personally, I'd never let any broad even think that she's out of my league. I'm short and I let a broad know that she can stay or she can go, it really don't matter.
Just be a jerk like I am and go with the one you want. If reject gives u lip just tell her "going another way today honey." Its your money, your hobby. So one of them gets pissed your taking dances from another girl? What she's not gonna drain your money any more? Boo hoo hoo. Maybe the one who is not getting dances anymore will now offer our pussy otc and get back in the game.
A Find another night to bowl on.
Q Do fat strippers deserve your respect?
A Yes, but they don't deserve your money.
Q Why is a fat stripper like a moped?
A They're both fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you doing it.
Q Why is a stripper like a cow pie?
A They're both easier to pick up with age
In these type scenario's I try to gradually wean them off the cash train. I'll change seats when they go up on stage or sit at the rail and tip to avoid getting locked in. I'll invite other dancers over for a drink etc..