LDK Nightmare

17 comments

• vincemichaels

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  11 years ago

  LMAO, NO, THANK GOD !!
• zipman68

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  11 years ago

  We're you watching one of the Jackass movies before you went to sleep?
  
  I could see the Jackass dudes showing up at a club after taking some laxative. That would actually be pretty funny. I'd love to see the stripper reactions.
  
  But no. Never happened to me. And strippers actually put up with a lot of shit from us pervs, so (in reality) the Jackass idea wouldn't be funny in reality. So don't do it Juicedude!
• gawker

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  11 years ago

  If anyone is stupid enough to overdose on Viagra, liquid feces slowly and deliberately runs down your legs. Just sayin'
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  Thanks for the tip, Gawker.
• JuiceBox69

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  11 years ago

  I would had just let it go....shittin in my bed is a kooeul thang to be abouts
• mikeya02

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  11 years ago

  I guess when you're older, the first thing you do in the morning is to take a huge piss. The second thing is to get out of bed.
• JuiceBox69

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  11 years ago

  Lol....^^^.....nice Mikey
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  That's a funny dream slick...good thing it wasn't real. I have very real dreams and wake up and check to see if it really happened
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  I just got into learning about lucid dreaming. Maybe it's a sign.
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  Concentrate when your getting dances slick, concentrate...just don't let it happen
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  Maybe I'll start wearing Depends. Who knows, it could be the beginning of a whole new trend. No clean up.
• tumblingdice

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  11 years ago

  At your age never trust a fart.
• sharkhunter

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  11 years ago

  I'm trying to get back to normal dreams after lucid dreaming most of my life. However now I sometimes have super powers, visit alien worlds and sleep with hot female aliens and do all kinds of stuff. I never did something in my pants though.
  
  I had a few dreams where one alien contacted me. I asked him too many technical questions. That wasn't fun at all. Too many electrical diagrams and I'm not an electrical engineer. I asked him to contact someone else. I asked some stupid question about how to build a sub space communicator.
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  @Sharkhunter-Your dreams remind me of a DMT trip I had.
• Estafador

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  11 years ago

  I dreamt I came because a girl was cuddking and giv ing me a serious makeout session. Worke up and my legs were sticky. Worst part, those were clean boxers and sheets. Im such a bitch lol
• rell

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  11 years ago

  wth
• ilbbaicnl

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  11 years ago

  I blame your mother for overly harsh potty training.