LDK Nightmare

LMAO, NO, THANK GOD !!

We're you watching one of the Jackass movies before you went to sleep?

I could see the Jackass dudes showing up at a club after taking some laxative. That would actually be pretty funny. I'd love to see the stripper reactions.

But no. Never happened to me. And strippers actually put up with a lot of shit from us pervs, so (in reality) the Jackass idea wouldn't be funny in reality. So don't do it Juicedude!

If anyone is stupid enough to overdose on Viagra, liquid feces slowly and deliberately runs down your legs. Just sayin'

Thanks for the tip, Gawker.

I would had just let it go....shittin in my bed is a kooeul thang to be abouts

I guess when you're older, the first thing you do in the morning is to take a huge piss. The second thing is to get out of bed.

Lol....^^^.....nice Mikey

That's a funny dream slick...good thing it wasn't real. I have very real dreams and wake up and check to see if it really happened

I just got into learning about lucid dreaming. Maybe it's a sign.

Concentrate when your getting dances slick, concentrate...just don't let it happen

Maybe I'll start wearing Depends. Who knows, it could be the beginning of a whole new trend. No clean up.

At your age never trust a fart.

I'm trying to get back to normal dreams after lucid dreaming most of my life. However now I sometimes have super powers, visit alien worlds and sleep with hot female aliens and do all kinds of stuff. I never did something in my pants though.

I had a few dreams where one alien contacted me. I asked him too many technical questions. That wasn't fun at all. Too many electrical diagrams and I'm not an electrical engineer. I asked him to contact someone else. I asked some stupid question about how to build a sub space communicator.

@Sharkhunter-Your dreams remind me of a DMT trip I had.

I dreamt I came because a girl was cuddking and giv ing me a serious makeout session. Worke up and my legs were sticky. Worst part, those were clean boxers and sheets. Im such a bitch lol

wth

I blame your mother for overly harsh potty training.