My visit Friday night to the...

My visit Friday night to the Yellow Rose reminded me that there is no other strip club like it. If your main thing in a strip club is to avoid seeing any strippers that aren't really hot, the YR is not for you. Early in the evening especially, there were several girls that I wouldn't pay for dances, no matter what. I had to try out my best excuses not to get them to sit at my table, but really, they were all very nice about being turned down with my transparent lies. As usual, though, I ended up with girls sexier to my taste, more adventurous, more fun to fool around with than at any other club I've been to. I would argue not to judge a club by its lowest quality dancers; judge it by its best. They're the ones that you're there for. My first dancer countered my argument that I was waiting to drink a little before getting any dances by getting her favorite waitress for me. I couldn't say no after that. This girl had unattractive teeth, though in every other way--skin and body, at least--she was great. I couldn't look past her teeth, though, a failing on my part, and she fortunately sensed it and didn't ask for a second dance. My second girl was a luscious blonde, not always my favorite type, and her voice was a little husky from talking over the noise, another minus. But God she was hot and fun--and very cute. I was with her for almost an hour, and I was in a constant state of excitement after the first 10 minutes. My third dancer was a breathtakingly beautiful girl of, I'm guessing, Puerto Rican ancestry. It took awhile for us to get comfortable with each other--she was scary beautiful, with perfect, flawless light brown skin, and a kind of young Angelina Jolie look, only better looking and not quite so extravagant in her features as Angelina. Once we got settled in, I was even more turned on than with the blonde. It was a good thing she wasn't working again Saturday night, because I would have turned my bank account inside out to see her again. My verdict on the night: The YR is the best club around with uniquely personable, intelligent girls who also are sexily beautiful and know how to bring your important part to attention and keep it there. Dancers in other clubs simply turn out to be less fun and less satisfying.