I've been doing OTC for four years with a heroin addict. Frankly, I like her better when she's using smack than crack. I won't see her anymore when she's using crack. She gets paranoid, non-responsive, distracted and distant. When she's on mollies or Ecstacy she's loving and responsive. On heroin she's mellow and easy going. When she brings powder I get a bad case of dope dick - limp as a wet noodle
As an old Deadhead I hate myself for saying this... "Just say no"
Weed is cool and will hopefully be legal at some point. Just don't get all stoned and run your car into somebody else. Psychedelics can be coo-el if used with care. I had many an entertaining time watching the walls melt. Hell, once when dropping acid while camping my dog transformed herself into a bear and my friend's dog transformed himself into a bat. Then two space aliens driving a Ford Econoline were buzzed by a black helicopter that locked its hippie seeking missiles on us.
But it was all good. Know that if the Evil Spirit arms the Tiger with claws, Brahman provideth wings for the Dove. Do you dig that? Thus spake the super-guru.
But stear clear of coke and heroine my brother. They are the Tiger's claws. Stear clear of those who use
Weed is a organic fuck bud....use it my friend...and sell it if you wish...but you must use it to fuck with...weed passes greed when my sister is in need smoke Da' weed
Esta my brother. Use enough acid and you won't know what happened.
You'll ask yourself "what happened last night? I don't think I paid for a hooker...no, I gave this hot space alien $500 and she let me do the anal probing...she was hot, like Kate Upton but with these really big, all black eyes... wait, was I even on the planet earth? I think there was some kind of hole that took me somewhere...wormhole, bunghole, asshole...who the fuck knows. "
One night I was out cow tipping and after topping one over there was a big dude standing behind where the cow was on a 5 gallon bucket with his pants down and a cucumber in his hand. Was that you juice?
One night I was out cow tipping and after topping one over there was a big dude standing behind where the cow was on a 5 gallon bucket with his pants down and a cucumber in his hand. Was that you juice?
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Weed is cool and will hopefully be legal at some point. Just don't get all stoned and run your car into somebody else. Psychedelics can be coo-el if used with care. I had many an entertaining time watching the walls melt. Hell, once when dropping acid while camping my dog transformed herself into a bear and my friend's dog transformed himself into a bat. Then two space aliens driving a Ford Econoline were buzzed by a black helicopter that locked its hippie seeking missiles on us.
But it was all good. Know that if the Evil Spirit arms the Tiger with claws, Brahman provideth wings for the Dove. Do you dig that? Thus spake the super-guru.
But stear clear of coke and heroine my brother. They are the Tiger's claws. Stear clear of those who use
And God said, let the earth bring forth GRASS, the HERB yielding seed
The creator of the whole fucking universe wants us to smoke herb my brothers. But DON'T MESS AROUN WITH MR. BROWNSTONE!!! That shit ain't coo-el.
And remember this my friend...Mr.Crowley also dug weed. When the good LORD and the BEAST agree it HAS to be coo-el!
You'll ask yourself "what happened last night? I don't think I paid for a hooker...no, I gave this hot space alien $500 and she let me do the anal probing...she was hot, like Kate Upton but with these really big, all black eyes... wait, was I even on the planet earth? I think there was some kind of hole that took me somewhere...wormhole, bunghole, asshole...who the fuck knows. "
Stear clear of alcohol though. Bad for you.
What would alutard do? LMFAO!
One night I was out cow tipping and after topping one over there was a big dude standing behind where the cow was on a 5 gallon bucket with his pants down and a cucumber in his hand. Was that you juice?
One night I was out cow tipping and after topping one over there was a big dude standing behind where the cow was on a 5 gallon bucket with his pants down and a cucumber in his hand. Was that you juice?