I visited Centerfolds a little over...

I visited Centerfolds a little over a week ago for the first time with the intent of exploring a new club.

Parking and cover was free which was an excellent start. The club has one bar and one stage on the first floor with a VIP area upstairs that I cannot speak to. I sat down at a table to the side of the main stage where there was no action and was approached by a middle-aged, not-so-hot waitress almost immediately. She was polite though, and I paid the happy hour price of $3.50 for a beer. The major negative of this club is the stage dances. There are ridiculously long stage breaks and some of the girls do dances where they barely move and literally do not remove a single piece of clothing. Even though it was a Sunday afternoon, there were more than enough girls and customers to warrant a better show.

Shortly after getting my beer, a cute brunette spinner came over and did not hesitate to sit in my lap. After establishing a bit of a connection with her, she offered to sit at a more private booth where she really nestled into me and allowed my hands to roam. I got a couple of dances with her at the booth, and despite our chemistry, I was not exactly thrilled, so I decided to move on. Bad move...