Keeping It Juicy
SlickSpic
Nothing but love keeping it Krispy
Or should I say Kriss-Pay!, that be the ticket
When I hit Asheville, you know we gotta kick it
First stop on our list is the produce section
Organic Cucumbers are the best selection
Yeah, bag em up and pay, we're on our way
Time ta toke up a spliff with no delay
When we hit the sc, they know what's up
Pucker up for the cucumber up the butt
That's how we get it started, just ask Juice
More OG than Bobby Johnson & Hoover Deuce
Dancer's gettin frisky and freaky on the floor
Chanting Juice!Juice!Juice!, just give us some more
Chanting Juice!Juice!Juice!, are you ready to pour
Like OJ Simpson in ninety-four
Cause the Juice is Loose and having a ball
Not giving a damn saying "Fuck All Of Y'all!"
Cause haters gonna hate but hate never lasts
This is Juice Crew For Life, you can shove it up you ASS!
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For example, the funniest thing on TUSCL in the last month has been Cambydude's many fails. Individually, some were not particularly funny. But taken as a whole: GOLD!
I'll leave aside Camby's obvious limitations with the written word (though I have to say that "disillusional world" was comedy gold). No, none of us are writing perfect prose here. Indeed, I sometimes indulge in different affectations for humorous effect. Perhaps it is a combination of a bad keyboard and autocorrect. That has gotten me on my iPad more than once.
No, the true comedy gold was linked to his attempt to embarrass Juicebro. He still doesn't understand that folks read Juice's post at stripperweb and actually started to discuss the Juice post rather than ripping on Juice. Another funny part is that Juice is so good natured he wouldn't have even cared! But Camby thinks he won that interaction! As good ol' Bugs Bunny would say..."what a maroon".
I could go on but won't. I gots ta save me more comedy for later! But I will nominate Camby for the first annual Alucard award in posting excellence. Any seconds?