A 49-year-old Tennessee man was arrested after making an unusual deposit at a Murfreesboro ATM.
Police say Lonnie Hutton walked into the Boro Bar and Grill, pulled down his pants and tried to have sex with an automated banking machine, WKRN reports.
Officers arriving on the scene say they saw him walking around the bar nude, thrusting his hips in the air, according to WGNS Radio.
Hutton was taken outside and ordered to sit at a wooden picnic table.
Police say he then “exposed himself again and engaged in sexual intercourse with the wooden picnic table,†WATE.com reports.
Officers noted in their police report that Hutton smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech, bloodshot eyes and was unsteady on his feet. He was charged with public intoxication and taken to the Rutherford County jail on $250 bond. He is due in court on July 1.


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My secret is outed! :)
Shit Clubber,are you in Shadow's spare bedroom?
Sorry about that Clubber. :)
I wonder if the ATM issues a receipt for that type of deposit?
Lol!
In general, ATM's are more dependable and honest that strippers.
Reminds me of my days as a youth fucking Ms Pac-Man machines. She was a tramp. lol
Did you ever stick your dick in a pool intake?
Line from Letterman last night..."he came into money."
^^^. Lol. That's funny
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