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A 49-year-old Tennessee man was arrested after making an unusual deposit at a Murfreesboro ATM. Police say Lonnie Hutton walked into the Boro Bar and Grill, pulled down his pants and tried to have sex with an automated banking machine, WKRN reports. Officers arriving on the scene say they saw him walking around the bar nude, thrusting his hips in the air, according to WGNS Radio. Hutton was taken outside and ordered to sit at a wooden picnic table. Police say he then “exposed himself again and engaged in sexual intercourse with the wooden picnic table,” [view link] reports. Officers noted in their police report that Hutton smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech, bloodshot eyes and was unsteady on his feet. He was charged with public intoxication and taken to the Rutherford County jail on $250 bond. He is due in court on July 1.