My favorite suit to wear to strip clubs is the white three-piece polyester suit. I find that it is the best match for my used cars salesman personality. Wearing a suit, from a small time, makes me forget that I am not the Gordon Gekko I tried but failed to be.
So what kind of suit do you wear when strip clubbing?
John Phillips of London.
"John Phillips of London"
Nice suit.....John Phillips, London.... I have two myself...
A monkey suit
Who gives a shit what you wear to a club? I'll wear t shirts and basketball shorts to the club half the time. When you come in a Ferrari and you have stacks of cash visibly sitting on your table, they don't give a shit what you're wearing.
Spacesuit my friends...a friggin' SPACESUIT!
When I'm feeling saucy I use the same model used for the first EVA by Alexey Leonov 'cos that is one coo-el suit. On those evenings my driver tows my Soyuz capsule on a trailer to the club and I emerge in my Soviet space regalia. Yes, yes...I know that Leonov did his space walk from a Voskhod capsule and not a Soyuz...but c'mon dudes...do you know how hard it is to get a Voskhod. You have to deal with the Russian mafia and shit...
But most of the time it is just a standard Apollo-era spacesuit. Even that really impresses the strippers!
A lawsuit.
Lol ATAC!
I can't afford a suit on my janitor's salary. So what I do is save up for six months and buy a nice sweater from Abercrombie and Fitch. Makes me look like a homo, I know, but it is what it is.
Fuckin' fuck everything!
I can't afford a suit or even an Abercrombie and Fitch sweater since I am unemployed, unemployable and just lounge around my trailer home all day reading White Power websites.
My favorite attire is a white bed sheet over my body and a white pillow case over my head with slits cut out for the eyes. Makes me look like a very scary white knight, so I can scare the shit out of niggers like Juice.
Funny thread!
And only the OP and 3 other comments came form Dugly.
I wear a pimp suit
And a feather in my hat
Pronto Uomo, Egara, Calvin Klein, Jones New York, Michael Kors... Oh wait, you said to the club, not to work... Yeah, t-shirt and dark track shorts.
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I actually saw a guy walk into my favorite club wearing a white suit recently. I had to do a double take.
I may make fun of it. But when I Don the shirt and tie, I definitely get more offers
We all know what kind of suit rickdugan wears: a faggity one!
I love that GACAclub is using the white suit disco avatar now! Brilliant!
I like to dress casually, though I usually don an inexpensive button down shirt and khakis! Suits just make me feel non-brilliant! And some of the options listed above like a monkey suit or a spacesuit would be double non-brilliant! ;)
But wouldn't crazyjoe wear some kind of shit suit? Or maybe he flings feces when he's wearing the monkey suit! I'm sure that crazyjoe would be a brilliant monkeyman!
I love it on Stripperweb when all the dancers poke fun at the guys who wear sweatpants or mesh gym shorts. The funny thing is though, I get way more action with my gym shorts on compared to when I have my dress shirts and pants.
Strippers are the most hypocritical people I've met, but I'm glad they are. I may not get the first impression rose, but I almost always get the happy ending!
Gym shorts signal your desires to the right kind of girls.
Wetsuit
Bathing Suit.
Track suit, baby. If it's good enough for Paulie Walnuts, it's good enough for me.