What Kind of Suit Do You Wear To The Clubs?

25 comments

• SlickSpic

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  10 years ago

  Track suit, baby. If it's good enough for Paulie Walnuts, it's good enough for me.
• motorhead

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  10 years ago

  John Phillips of London.
• steve229

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  10 years ago

  "John Phillips of London" Nice suit.....John Phillips, London.... I have two myself...
• crazyjoe

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  10 years ago

  A monkey suit
• LMN

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  10 years ago

  Who gives a shit what you wear to a club? I'll wear t shirts and basketball shorts to the club half the time. When you come in a Ferrari and you have stacks of cash visibly sitting on your table, they don't give a shit what you're wearing.
• zipman68

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  10 years ago

  Spacesuit my friends...a friggin' SPACESUIT! When I'm feeling saucy I use the same model used for the first EVA by Alexey Leonov 'cos that is one coo-el suit. On those evenings my driver tows my Soyuz capsule on a trailer to the club and I emerge in my Soviet space regalia. Yes, yes...I know that Leonov did his space walk from a Voskhod capsule and not a Soyuz...but c'mon dudes...do you know how hard it is to get a Voskhod. You have to deal with the Russian mafia and shit... But most of the time it is just a standard Apollo-era spacesuit. Even that really impresses the strippers!
• ATACdawg

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  10 years ago

  A lawsuit.
• sclvr5005

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  10 years ago

  Lol ATAC!
• jester2I4

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  10 years ago

  I can't afford a suit on my janitor's salary. So what I do is save up for six months and buy a nice sweater from Abercrombie and Fitch. Makes me look like a homo, I know, but it is what it is. Fuckin' fuck everything!
• BonedBrother

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  10 years ago

  I can't afford a suit or even an Abercrombie and Fitch sweater since I am unemployed, unemployable and just lounge around my trailer home all day reading White Power websites. My favorite attire is a white bed sheet over my body and a white pillow case over my head with slits cut out for the eyes. Makes me look like a very scary white knight, so I can scare the shit out of niggers like Juice.
• Dougster

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  10 years ago

  Funny thread!
• jester214

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  10 years ago

  And only the OP and 3 other comments came form Dugly.
• crazyjoe

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  10 years ago

  I wear a pimp suit
• crazyjoe

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  10 years ago

  And a feather in my hat
• goonster

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  10 years ago

  Pronto Uomo, Egara, Calvin Klein, Jones New York, Michael Kors... Oh wait, you said to the club, not to work... Yeah, t-shirt and dark track shorts.
• GACA

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  9 years ago

  ..
• JamesSD

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  9 years ago

  I actually saw a guy walk into my favorite club wearing a white suit recently. I had to do a double take.
• GACA

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  9 years ago

  I may make fun of it. But when I Don the shirt and tie, I definitely get more offers
• Dougster

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  9 years ago

  We all know what kind of suit rickdugan wears: a faggity one!
• 4got2wipe

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  9 years ago

  I love that GACAclub is using the white suit disco avatar now! Brilliant!
• 4got2wipe

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  9 years ago

  I like to dress casually, though I usually don an inexpensive button down shirt and khakis! Suits just make me feel non-brilliant! And some of the options listed above like a monkey suit or a spacesuit would be double non-brilliant! ;) But wouldn't crazyjoe wear some kind of shit suit? Or maybe he flings feces when he's wearing the monkey suit! I'm sure that crazyjoe would be a brilliant monkeyman!
• Mate27

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  9 years ago

  I love it on Stripperweb when all the dancers poke fun at the guys who wear sweatpants or mesh gym shorts. The funny thing is though, I get way more action with my gym shorts on compared to when I have my dress shirts and pants. Strippers are the most hypocritical people I've met, but I'm glad they are. I may not get the first impression rose, but I almost always get the happy ending!
• JamesSD

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  9 years ago

  Gym shorts signal your desires to the right kind of girls.
• predsfan4life

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  9 years ago

  Wetsuit
• warhawks

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  9 years ago

  Bathing Suit.