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Yes. Fucking with a condom on is still fucking.

I would say no

Penetration defines "having sex" in my lexicon. Mutual masturbation can be better than nothing, but... In the famous words of Rodney Dangerfield, "I remember the first time I had sex. I was alone at the time."

@Gawker-Rodney was one of the best. Thanks for keeping his memory alive.

"Rodney was one of the best"

some of my favorites....

Woman: "I'm not interested in casual sex." Dangerfield: "Alright, I'll keep my tie on."

I'm so ugly. My proctologist stuck his finger in my mouth

A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.

^^haha...."she was a two bagger....in case the first one broke"

"My wife, she really annoys me. She likes to talk on the phone during sex. Last night she called me from a motel."

Easy Money-Rodney & Joe Pesci smoking a spliff and drinking and driving. Classic.

I think an over the pants hand job would qualify as a sex act since she's touching your cock and perhaps you're cumming.