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9 comments

• shadowcat

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  10 years ago

  Yes. Fucking with a condom on is still fucking.
• Clackport

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  10 years ago

  I would say no
• gawker

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  10 years ago

  Penetration defines "having sex" in my lexicon. Mutual masturbation can be better than nothing, but... In the famous words of Rodney Dangerfield, "I remember the first time I had sex. I was alone at the time."
• SlickSpic

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  10 years ago

  @Gawker-Rodney was one of the best. Thanks for keeping his memory alive.
• motorhead

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  10 years ago

  "Rodney was one of the best" some of my favorites.... Woman: "I'm not interested in casual sex." Dangerfield: "Alright, I'll keep my tie on." I'm so ugly. My proctologist stuck his finger in my mouth A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
• mikeya02

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  10 years ago

  ^^haha...."she was a two bagger....in case the first one broke"
• jackslash

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  10 years ago

  "My wife, she really annoys me. She likes to talk on the phone during sex. Last night she called me from a motel."
• SlickSpic

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  10 years ago

  Easy Money-Rodney & Joe Pesci smoking a spliff and drinking and driving. Classic.
• fastscrs

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  10 years ago

  I think an over the pants hand job would qualify as a sex act since she's touching your cock and perhaps you're cumming.