Penetration defines "having sex" in my lexicon. Mutual masturbation can be better than nothing, but... In the famous words of Rodney Dangerfield, "I remember the first time I had sex. I was alone at the time."
"Rodney was one of the best" some of my favorites.... Woman: "I'm not interested in casual sex." Dangerfield: "Alright, I'll keep my tie on." I'm so ugly. My proctologist stuck his finger in my mouth A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
"My wife, she really annoys me. She likes to talk on the phone during sex. Last night she called me from a motel."
I think an over the pants hand job would qualify as a sex act since she's touching your cock and perhaps you're cumming.
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last commentYes. Fucking with a condom on is still fucking.
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I would say no
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Penetration defines "having sex" in my lexicon. Mutual masturbation can be better than nothing, but...
In the famous words of Rodney Dangerfield, "I remember the first time I had sex. I was alone at the time."
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@Gawker-Rodney was one of the best. Thanks for keeping his memory alive.
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"Rodney was one of the best"
some of my favorites....
Woman: "I'm not interested in casual sex."
Dangerfield: "Alright, I'll keep my tie on."
I'm so ugly. My proctologist stuck his finger in my mouth
A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
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^^haha...."she was a two bagger....in case the first one broke"
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"My wife, she really annoys me. She likes to talk on the phone during sex. Last night she called me from a motel."
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Easy Money-Rodney & Joe Pesci smoking a spliff and drinking and driving. Classic.
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I think an over the pants hand job would qualify as a sex act since she's touching your cock and perhaps you're cumming.
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