Dealing with the stripper boyfriend
Clackport
Washington
So I have a recent favorite. She is a 9.5, and I've had fun times with her in the lapdance room.
I've been dying to hit that pussy, so recently I texted her how I would fuck her good. She said she has a boyfriend, and that I will never get with her. Ouch! I kept it up, and then she apparently showed her boyfriend the text message exchange. Her boyfriend then texted me and was angry at first. He told me I will never get with his chick, and he demanded to know what kind of lapdances I got with her.
I told him the truth. I did sucking titties, kissing asscheeks, a little making out, FIV a couple of times. It wasn't anything too crazy. After I told him all this, he thanked me and told me drinks are on him if we run into each other in a club or something. I was thinking of asking him if me, him and his girl could do a threesome lol. Apparently he's still together with his girl.
I thought he might want to try to beat my ass, and I thought he would break up with his girl. But then I remembered he is a boyfriend of a stripper. My favorite is probably providing for him, and she's very hot. It would be very hard for him to leave her no matter what kind of dances his girl gives.
Needless to say she is now my ex- favorite.
Have any of you ever had dealings with the stripper boyfriend?
I've been dying to hit that pussy, so recently I texted her how I would fuck her good. She said she has a boyfriend, and that I will never get with her. Ouch! I kept it up, and then she apparently showed her boyfriend the text message exchange. Her boyfriend then texted me and was angry at first. He told me I will never get with his chick, and he demanded to know what kind of lapdances I got with her.
I told him the truth. I did sucking titties, kissing asscheeks, a little making out, FIV a couple of times. It wasn't anything too crazy. After I told him all this, he thanked me and told me drinks are on him if we run into each other in a club or something. I was thinking of asking him if me, him and his girl could do a threesome lol. Apparently he's still together with his girl.
I thought he might want to try to beat my ass, and I thought he would break up with his girl. But then I remembered he is a boyfriend of a stripper. My favorite is probably providing for him, and she's very hot. It would be very hard for him to leave her no matter what kind of dances his girl gives.
Needless to say she is now my ex- favorite.
Have any of you ever had dealings with the stripper boyfriend?
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She shows up late and explains her boyfriend was freaking out about what she was doing. Apparently she hid it from him for some time and finally he figured things out and made her promise to stop. I guess it's a real relationship and she did stop. When she strips, she stopped doing extras (and thus I assume stops making money, but she rarely works if she sees me). She said though, that she cannot say no to people who will pay as much as myself. The boyfriend was very upset and tried to prevent her to leave (sounds like potentially physically). I think they were supposed to go on some date that she blew off to get stoned and fucked by me for $1,000 - plus a $300 bottle of liquor I let her take home.
Moral of the story: you have to be a real loser to date a chick who takes off her clothes for money. And a bigger lose when she blows off your weekend plans to fuck some random guy because he has more income.
@ranucam
Why do you even care about the bf to make your ex-favorite? These guys are pushover losers. Even more so if he's living off her.
@ilbbaicnl- you down with OPP, yeah you know me.
You crossed the line, bro.
Stepping back, backing out was the right move. I'd say, lose her for now and regroup later. She may let you back in the circle after regrouping.
My CF (former exCF) also tell stories of customers she meets in the club. (Note that I'm not a BF, we're just in limbo fuck whatever zone right now.) She tells me how she pushes back all customers who are too horny/grabby. It's all about the first impression the stripper will figure that out the first few seconds of the convo and draw the line right away.
Stripper boyfriend, no, she has no boyfriend.
Stripper ex-husband, yes, shook his hand already. He moved on, he has one awesome wife.
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Interesting phone
Posted September 3, 2010 (Last Comment: September 7, 2010)
My Google Voice number rang again on my way to work this morning. The caller preview said that it was My Favorite Cocksucker, so I answer it. An angry male voice immediately starts demanding information.
Him: "Who the fuck is this?"
Me: "You called me. Who the fuck are *you*?"
Him: "Why the fuck is your number in my girlfriend's phone under 'money'?"
Remembering a TUSCL post from a while ago...
Me: "Bub, this is a duty phone. There's 30 different guys using it during the month. You got a name?"
Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to phaze him, because he keeps on ranting and raving about I better stay away from her, and how she's a whore, etc, etc, ad nauseum. So I hang up.
He calls back twice more, and leaves ranting voicemail, but on the third call back I answer again.
Me: "Hello."
Him: "Listen motherfucker, you better stay away from her, she's *my* whore."
Me: "So she *is* a whore then, huh? Is she any good? Can I call her later?"
Him, sputtering: "You son of a bitch, I'm gonna..."
Me: "Shut the fuck up, asswipe. If you were a tenth the man you think you are, you're girlfriend wouldn't be out fucking other guys for money, so just shut the fuck up."
Then I hung up, and since I had made it to work, I set that number as spam, so now he gets the "number no longer in service" message.
A little while later, another call, from her home phone, comes in, but I let that one go straight to voicemail. When I listen to it, it's actually MFC, and she's telling me not to answer her other phone, because she broke up with he BF last night, and he stole her phone and won't give it back.
So I call her back and tell her it's too late. She's all apologetic and wants to "make it up to me."
"Not this time, sweetheart. I don't want to have to kill your BF if he follows you."
What does she say to that? I kid you not, the next word out of her mouth, after a pause, was, "darn".
I nearly died laughing.
I remember when you originally posted that. That was hilarious--funny and entertaining dialogue.
Nice, awesome to be the most interesting man in her phone.