A Stripper's Complaint

11 comments

• steve229

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  10 years ago

  Strippers love them bad boys... "Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you"
• SlickSpic

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  10 years ago

  So she's dating the Warden I take it.
• Dougster

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  10 years ago

  Only date drug dealers; see them all end up in jail. Guess that calculus is a little too hard for a stripper's brain.
• motorhead

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  10 years ago

  Statistical analysis has shown the correlation between criminal activity and having a large penis
• rockstar666

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  10 years ago

  My ATF had a past b/f go to jail for weapons violations. It was a nice change from the normal drug busts.
• SlickSpic

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  10 years ago

  Maybe they work for Aramark. Gotta deliver clean uniforms to the CO's.
• gawker

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  10 years ago

  Yesterday my ATF told me that her BF was arraigned on 2 class A felonies earlier in the week. He's scheduled for trial in October and his lawyer advised him to prepare for a 7 to 15 year sentence. She told me they're thinking of going to a foreign country - South Carolina.
• 4oureyes

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  10 years ago

  Last year when I was in Tucson a dancer sat down next to me and told me this was her first night back. She'd been out for three weeks because her boyfriend had stabbed her. Then she asked if I wanted to see the stitches. I said no, but apparently she really wanted to show them. We didn't get any dances.
• shadowcat

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  10 years ago

  I recently ran into a dancer that I had not seen for while. I asked her if she was still with her BF and she replied yes but that he was in jail. So I asked what he was in for and she said violating his probation. And the beat goes on...
• sharkhunter

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  10 years ago

  Just tell her it's a police state where the police harass and threaten everyone they stop a lot of the time. Sometimes you don't get harassed but you got lucky.
• Papi_Chulo

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  10 years ago

  “… She did not seem to understand that this had something to do with who she decided to date….” I get the feeling that many dancers end up with the SOs “they can get” rather than purposely looking for losers – for one – many dancers are pretty messed up themselves – two – most successful guys are not going to have dancers for SOs beyond a temp fuck buddy – IMO.