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Is "RichStud" sending coded messages?

I wonder if there is a pattern to the "RichStud" posts. Nobody can have this much of a hard on for a dude that hasn't even posted in a week or so. I bet he is actually an al Qaeda…

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What...no LMN? I hope the lil fella didn't burn himself making the curly fries!

Wow! No contributions from LMN for a while. What happened to guy? I suspect he was in his personal helicopter flying over his palatial estate. Just as he was ready to snap a photo while holding a "LMN TUSCL" a nosebleed…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went with the wife. She absolutely...

Went with the wife. She absolutely loved the classy look inside and out. <br> Tipped 50 for booth, plus the cover charge. Had 2 drinks each, total was about $64 with tip. Just limited talent.…

Tease (Old Listing)

Paterson, New Jersey

This is not the best choice...

This is not the best choice for a strip club at this time. I have been there and it was much better at one point in the past, but recently every time I go…

Rio Gentlemen's Club

Atlantic City, New Jersey

The club it self is beautiful...

The club it self is beautiful but the girls are not the club is new cover charge is 25 dollars but not worth it it took 20 minutes for us to get our bucket of…

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

PT's is located in Dallas near...

PT's is located in Dallas near I-635 and Plano Road. Upon arriving there is an option to use the valet or park yourself. Our party of six opted to use the valet and…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club many times. I went on a Saturday night a few weeks ago. The dancer quality has improved since a few months ago. Im not sure what happened but the…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

A short walk from downtown, Club...

A short walk from downtown, Club Rouge is worth the walk. I have visited this club on two separate trips to Portland and have not been disappointed.<br> <br> The girls are pretty, which from my perspective means…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Last time I went clubbing I...

Last time I went clubbing I went to PT's All Nude a few weeks ago and was a little disappointed so I tried Penthouse last Friday nite. I have been reading some of the recent…

Sam's Hofbrau

Los Angeles, California

This place was great, at first...

This place was great, at first I was intimidated because there were so many dancers in a small space and most of them were very beautiful. They are rather full figured and most are either…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Iwent to the club on a...

Iwent to the club on a wednesday about 2PM and found the club to fairly empty. this beats a crowded place where you have to fight for the attention of the dancers. I then went…

Dreams Cabaret

El Paso, Texas

Okay first I wanna say that...

Okay first I wanna say that most times that I have gone to Dreams extras are hard to come by and the few that have offered charge way too much! Maybe it was just my…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Great club in Midtown. Girls were...

Great club in Midtown. Girls were friendly- and hot- approached and chatted me up but never pushy. One of the girls introduced me to her friend that I was eyeing for a dance<br> Across the room.…

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, Florida

After seeing this club ranked near...

After seeing this club ranked near the top of TUSCL's best clubs, I finally decided to make the trip to check out what I was apparently missing. I have to say that this wasn't Vegas…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

The club is chill and not...

The club is chill and not the best looking place in town but its a good place to hide out. Gals in the place were a mixed all all types and i mean of…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

It has been a while since...

It has been a while since I visited Bogarts. Kind of a run down place but sometimes I have an itch that came best be taken care of by the girls there. Mostly the…

Shadow Cabaret

Pompano Beach, Florida

I have been trying out different...

I have been trying out different clubs lately and actually drove by this club one day while heading to diamond dolls and did a u-turn and figured I would check it out first. Location- honestly…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

This club is small, and can...

This club is small, and can get over packed on high traffic weekends. No pushy waitresses at all, one drink, and you are done. Not all the dancers were friendly, some did not even bother…

Gentlemens Club 10

Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania

Got there around 9pm on a...

Got there around 9pm on a Saturday night, cover charge was $15 (which is reasonable) there were ever so dancers at the club but they danced one at a time on the stage until later…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Stopped by the Penthouse Club on...

Stopped by the Penthouse Club on a Friday night. I like Penthouse the best of the Detroit clubs, the building is great, the food is awesome, the atmosphere is always fun. I usually sit at…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

This review covers 2 visits. ...

This review covers 2 visits. The first was actually back in February and was extremely disappointing. I had been to Follies a few times before and always enjoyed the quality of girls, prices,…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Felt Hollywood calling my name so...

Felt Hollywood calling my name so headed over during lunch last Wednesday. Pretty good time as always. Started at the stage with a brunette with many tats. Seen her many times, very…

The Diamond Club

Old Forge, Pennsylvania

i went here on saturday 5-31-14....

i went here on saturday 5-31-14. i had a great time it was my birthday and all the girls treated me as if i was the only one there. also they brang me up on…

Club Climaxxx

Miami, Florida

This review of Club Lexx -...

This review of Club Lexx - is really a beware review. I ventured down to the lexx after midnight on a Sunday night. Normally Sunday night not crazy busy and a good time…

Crystals

Thorold, Ontario

I went here on a Tuesday...

I went here on a Tuesday evening. The club was pretty dead, with about 3 girls and a handful of customers. It was a pretty laid back place. The decor is nice, and it looks…

Ye Olde Axe

Spitalfields, England

Ye Olde Axe appears, from the...

Ye Olde Axe appears, from the outside, to be nothing much. It looks like a stereotypical East End boozer. However, that all changes once you are inside. Regardless of who's there, it's a lovely pub.…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Was going to be up...

Was going to be up in Mi for a party and decided to check out day shift here for a change. Arrived around 2 pm and there were about 10 dancers and just…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Was going to be up...

Was going to be up in Mi for a party and decided to check out day shift here for a change. Arrived around 2 pm and there were about 10 dancers and just…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Stopped by brads looking for regular...

Stopped by brads looking for regular that is usually a mid shift dancer . She wasn't their so decided to check out girls that were working. Got a drink with decent bartender and…

Th' Katch Show Club

Farragut, Tennessee

Stopped by when driving through Knoxville....

Stopped by when driving through Knoxville. Easy to spot from the highway because the front is decorated with silouettes of naked women, but hard to find once you get off the exit. If…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

I went on a Thursday evening,...

I went on a Thursday evening, around 9-10pm. <br> <br> As everyone has said, this place is large. It purpose built as a strip club and it shows. But being so large it's hard to figure out…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Was in the area for an...

Was in the area for an appointment that got pushed back an hour and decided to stroll in. Parking lot had a nice amount of cars in it, so figured there might be a good…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Hi there,<br> New dancer here. I'm fairly...

Hi there,<br> New dancer here. I'm fairly new to dancing (about a month). So far I've been club hopping at about 4 local clubs, trying to find somewhere I like. Some of the larger clubs are…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

St James is a must visit...

St James is a must visit if you are in Houston. The cover is $15 and drinks are now $7.50 for beer. It is not a cheap place to get drunk, so keep that in…

Obsessions Gentlemen's Club

Hampton, New Jersey

It's been a while since I...

It's been a while since I was at club 31.<br> When I was there I saw a couple good looking girls, it really ranges, I suppose depending on what your type is there is a variety.…

Silhouettes Showbar

Coopersburg, Pennsylvania

I went out of boredom. Once...

I went out of boredom. Once you enter you encounter a second door that opens to the bar. To the immediate left there are pool tables. If you continue to walk straight, you pass some…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Visited this club for the first...

Visited this club for the first time. I normally head over to alexs but though they have been slowly updating their appearance, they have also been bleeding their top quality talent. Finally decided after a…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Another lunchtime visit to the Cheetah...

Another lunchtime visit to the Cheetah and I must say, today was disappointing. About 10 girls on but only really 3 worth looking at. If this club wasn't giving away a free lunch there would…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

I stopped recently on a Friday...

I stopped recently on a Friday afternoon - was hoping to have spent much of the afternoon here but other stuff continued to delay me and it appeared that I was only going to have…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

I've only been to a couple...

I've only been to a couple clubs was never impressed, heard good reviews about this one so decided to check it out. Music could be better, slow hiphop isn't that great to get the dancers…

Golden Banana

Peabody, Massachusetts

I've been to GB a few...

I've been to GB a few times and generally enjoyed the experience. I hate the crowds and high covers plus my evenings are typically taken up so a day time visit is my standard. With…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

So, after my ATF at Rick's...

So, after my ATF at Rick's graduated college and moved on I was looking for a new haunt again and figured I'd give Choice another try.<br> <br> A couple of quick observations:<br> <br> 1) New owner's wife is HOT,…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

The living room is a good...

The living room is a good place to go. I went last Wednesday and it was slow. However they have 2 dollar beers until 8pm and I noticed the girls will work harder for the…

Fantails Adult Show Club

Forestbrook, South Carolina

This place is always a stop...

This place is always a stop for my group of guys when we go down to myrtle beach sc. we come down for 10 days of golf and stay at the hotel right next…

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, New Jersey

THis place is located in Secaucus...

THis place is located in Secaucus NJ and is a great place to hang out. THe girls range from runaway to drop dead wow. Depends on the time that go. Lap dances are very…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

I go to this place all...

I go to this place all the time. The girls are hit or miss. On Friday or Saturday you will find the best girls working. THe only thing that I do not…

Lips

San Juan, Puerto Rico

I went to LIPS on a...

I went to LIPS on a Saturday night. Parked in front and gave my keys to the valet to park (mandatory). Got searched (briefly) on the way in. Once in around midnight, it was pretty…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

I've been here before with my...

I've been here before with my wife and we had a VERY hot time up in what they call the "flying saucer", a bunch of private booths. You can do 15 minutes for about $150,…

Tango's

Olathe, Kansas

I don't understand this place anymore....

I don't understand this place anymore. Three or four years ago, the parking lot was full all the time, and hot dancers were everywhere.....day and night shifts. But now, when I walk in it's like…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

Even tough Houston is my neighborhood...

Even tough Houston is my neighborhood I hardly ever visit strip clubs in the area. I been to a few and this one always keeps me coming back. I have come in the day a…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

Finally made the time to stop...

Finally made the time to stop by around 6pm and the chance to get out the new revamp. As people have mentioned, there are no more chairs away from the stage. I don't mind…

Snooky's

Lancaster, California

Stopped by had a draft and...

Stopped by had a draft and wanted to assess the talent. The only person in the building was the bartender who is a slim cute Latina and nice smile. No dancers in the building…

Showgirl III

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Visited this club on a Thursday...

Visited this club on a Thursday afternoon. Only a couple guys and about six girls. Girls were all very attractive, mostly blondes, good bodies. Ended up chatting with one for a…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Stopped by after work, and again,...

Stopped by after work, and again, there was no disappointment. Plenty of beautiful girls, cheap cover and good drink prices too. <br> <br> There's something here for everyone. All sorts of beautiful girls. YMMV, but most of…

Satin Doll

Providence, Rhode Island

Was in town so decided to...

Was in town so decided to stop by. Fortunately parked by the convention center since parking around the club is sparse. The club is clean and served food, a bit pricey though, but all clubs…

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, Michigan

The Traffic Light in Mount Clemens,...

The Traffic Light in Mount Clemens, also known as the stripper retirement home. Many of the girls that work here have been there for years. Don't get me wrong they do have some younger talent,…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

Visited KOD on a Saturday evening...

Visited KOD on a Saturday evening with a couple of friends. Though the mileage is not very high here, you don't feel compelled to spend a lot of money to enjoy yourself either.…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

As many have written before, this...

As many have written before, this is a club unlike any other. And that's a good thing.<br> <br> Last visited in mid-May ... did the obligatory walk across the border from San Diego (don't even think…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Each time I come here I...

Each time I come here I wonder why I bother. The girls are usually hot, but the hustle factor is high, and this place can be hit or miss a lot of the time…

Mermaids

Tijuana, Baja California

I went there on a Thursday...

I went there on a Thursday evening to try something new away from Hk and ad there wasn't much going on there just very loud music I got there around nine I think there…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Nothing about this place is bad....

Nothing about this place is bad. While it could be much fancier, it's clean and fairly comfortable; just dated and a bit rundown. On this particular visit, almost all the dancers were my favored spinner…

Expose

Austin, Texas

came in near midnight, cover was...

came in near midnight, cover was 10. beers were 6 bucks, plenty of girls around. good mix of white & latina, all friendly and not very pushy. dances were 20 bucks a piece, and you…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

Happy to be back at the...

Happy to be back at the ever reliable Arnies. I'd had a long tiring day, and really wanted that experience. Drove up, got in the club, got a drink in me, got me in a…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Went on a Thursday night because...

Went on a Thursday night because of the great VIP deal they have there. Pulled in around 10:00. It was PACKED. I stood for about twenty minutes because there literally was not…

Honey's Private Gentlemen's Club

Lake Station, Indiana

The minor bad first; the decor...

The minor bad first; the decor is weak. The place is a former bank, and the VIP rooms are done up in bank theme... but think neighborhood haunted house theme, not Disney. Main seating is…

Penthouse Club Pittsburgh

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

Another visit, another slide further downhill....

Another visit, another slide further downhill. Most of the decent dancers that were here in the past are gone. I've seen Devin and Sidney at Silky's. I saw two others at Cheerleaders,…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Made a trip into the Electric...

Made a trip into the Electric Blue Cafe Saturday afternoon. Wow, it's dark inside this club, especially when you come in on a sunny day. Free parking outside in the lot, but watch out for…

Airport Strip

Brampton, Ontario

I visited on a recent Thursday...

I visited on a recent Thursday at about 2pm when I was between meetings near the airport. I had previously been here a few years back in the evening and was impressed at the time.<br> <br> I…

Big Daddy's

New Orleans, Louisiana

I wish I could say more,...

I wish I could say more, but it was (unfortunately) the usual scene in this joint. Anything before about midnight is just plain too early: you get oodles of ugly disinterested girls. If…

Body Tapp

Fayetteville, North Carolina

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I'm an experienced dancer, and I have always heard about a club called body tapps in Fayetteville, Nc. I've never been to a strip club in…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

I got to my ATF club...

I got to my ATF club ready to have some fun. Like always, got a drink and watched a couple of girls dance on the stage. I always go for the nice and busty babes,…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

If Vegas was to open a...

If Vegas was to open a club in Clearwater, OZ would be it. All the glitz and glam and attitude. Imagine multi-level, nightclub/super lounge that happens to have tons of beautiful girls. All flavors. Upon…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

So it's hustler club. I stopped...

So it's hustler club. I stopped by on my way home from work one night, been there before but have been out of the scene for a while. <br> Just as I remember, long stairs,outside area…

Tropical Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Tropical isn't a strip club, it's...

Tropical isn't a strip club, it's a brothel. It's owned by the same people that own Hong Kong and Las Chavelas, but is across the street from the other two and has its own…

Diamonds Exclusive Men's Club

Mobile, Alabama

A group of us visited this...

A group of us visited this club while on a business trip 2 weeks ago. The club itself seems to be in an o.k. part of town. its not a big club, but…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

I need to head out more...

I need to head out more often down to the Red Parrot. I always have such a great time down there but havent been in awhile. the last time i was around i walked into…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Desire is in a pretty good...

Desire is in a pretty good location, close to the highway. It's got a large, well-lit parking lot and the exterior of the building is in good shape, even if it's not particularly attractive. You…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

The club is large and roomy....

The club is large and roomy. The dance floor is easy to sit at and accessible. There is plenty of free parking and there is no charge to get in. When I…

SophistiCats

London, England

Super good looking club inside. Literally...

Super good looking club inside. Literally every girl was hot. Not very large by US standards. But there's a dance floor with 3 stages and girls dancing continuously. 10 pounds for entry. 7 pounds for…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

On a recent Sunday afternoon I...

On a recent Sunday afternoon I stopped in at the Yellow Rose, which had always been my favorite strip club in Austin. Between 3:15 and 3:45, the time it took to slowly drink a…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

I have been to Paper Moon...

I have been to Paper Moon about a dozen times since it has opened and always feel worked over by the place. The last time, I noticed they do a thing where they pull off…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Went to Club Rio after a...

Went to Club Rio after a long layoff from clubbing. This was the Friday after the 500 race so was interested to see the level of activity at the club. When I walk in was…

Lady Godiva's

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Was actually headed to Night Trips...

Was actually headed to Night Trips but decided this club was not far away and figured why not try. It is not hard to find on Sheridan. Seemed like a fairly…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Hi guys, the sundowner is definitely...

Hi guys, the sundowner is definitely the place to go.I went with my boyfriend and I was a little in easy bring a girl going but it was great!!! The women are super sexy and…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

I visited PC and there atmosphere...

I visited PC and there atmosphere was pretty laid back. There were about 10 patrons with about 8-10 dancers on shift. I sat down and took a look around to see if any…

Night Trips Tulsa

Tulsa, Oklahoma

So same night I stopped at...

So same night I stopped at Lady Godiva's and this club. There is a definite difference in quality of physical club and dancers between the two. Night Trips is your standard club -…

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Do you have a favorite lap dance position?

Apparently I do with one particular dancer. She wasn't kidding when she said she was getting wet. My shorts were a little bit damp. Do you have favorite positions or worry about dancers getting your clothes wet?

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Put the lime in the coconut.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbgv8PkO9eo Not this week. Due to the high cost of limes, you cannot get a lime with your Corona at my favorite club.

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Would you get a dance from this dancer?

She looks fairly good. She asks if it's ok to sit with me. I say ok. The next thing I know she starts talking about the last guy who started to touch her where she said he…

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My Candy Crush

One time when I was in Key West, I hit a club on Duvall Street and probably bought $150 in lap dances from this hot-as-fuck dancer who I really hit it off with, total sinclair prototype. After one of her…

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More than one way to skin a cat

Founder (or staff?) ignores well documented flags of duplicate reviews by a shill (probably club owner) trying to direct traffic to a certain club. So why not duplicate the reviews again as a new member (like the shill) but with…

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More drama from stripperweb

Now they are trying to say being a stripper is as stressful as being in combat!https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?156591-Preserving-Your-Emotional-Psychological-Well-Being

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Stripper sued over Harry Potter wants to switch careers to comedy, insists man d

Strippers keep getting stranger and stranger. http://houston.culturemap.com/news/city-life/05-31-14-stripper-sued-over-harry-potter-dvds-wants-to-switch-careers-and-become-a-comic-insists-man-didnt-buy-girlfriend-packag/

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EXTRA! EXTRA! J Lo's boyfriend is totally NOT banging a trans bikini model

Check it out. The trans chick allegedly doing J Lo's boy toy is hotter than the one doing Donald Sterling. The world is truly a mixed up, mumbled up, jumbled up place! www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2641869/EXCLUSIVE-Jennifer-Lopezs-boyfriend-Casper-Smart-not-cheating-transsexual-model-Sofie-Vissa.html

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Which superhero should tak on this case?

Not dark enough for Batman or the Punisher. Not powereful enough for Superman. Too low tech for Iron Man. Would just try to tickle Ms. Marvel. Dont know what shit this dude would try do with Power Girl. Perhaps is…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

It's been a year since I...

It's been a year since I visited Treasures in Las Vegas. It was my buddies 30th and we decided to do Vegas right, got a suite at the Palazzo ate at some pricey steakhouses on…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Decided to stop by after a...

Decided to stop by after a long time away from this place. Got here at around 330pm. Waited at the door for 5 mins before anyone at the front finally showed. Went in the…

Montana Hideaway Gentlemen's Club

El Paso, Texas

Usually this place is a good...

Usually this place is a good time. I like it when it is not packed cuz you can do a lot more. VIP area is always a good time as the girls are willing to…

San Antonio Men's Club

San Antonio, Texas

I decided to go to San...

I decided to go to San Antonio Men's Club before moving away from San Antonio. Usually, many of the girls are up for a good time, especially in the dark VIP area (50 for one…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Dancers is a club in Indy...

Dancers is a club in Indy a few miles from the airport. The area is ok, not too bad. The girls are friendly, they have regulars. It's sometimes hard to get their attention. Once they…

Black Betty's

Sayerville, New Jersey

As others have noted, this place...

As others have noted, this place is a total dive. Of the handful of places I've been, this is probably one of the dirtiest. However, with that said, it's also probably one of…

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

Stopped in here tonight on a...

Stopped in here tonight on a whim. Normal $5 cover for a Saturday, not bad. Place was dead even with the NBA Playoff game on. Lots of girls on shift, though. Took probably an hour…

Men's Club of Reno

Reno, Nevada

This was my first time back...

This was my first time back in a few years. All the prices are the same as before so I'll focus on my night.<br> <br> A few new dancers. I got 2 lap dances on the floor…

Shakers Gentlemen's Club

Lincoln, Nebraska

This was my first trip to...

This was my first trip to Shakers in a while and it was an awesome time. The girls are as hot as they've always been and they even have a few new ones I…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Not much changed since my last...

Not much changed since my last review a year ago. If one goes late, it is easy to find a parking spot on the main road. This club is small and in basement. The upper…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

first visit to the the the...

first visit to the the the gun since easter/420. also my first visit on saturday night shift. there was some bachelor group of like at least 20 people. besides them the club was packed. too…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

I love the Foxy Lady!<br> My guy...

I love the Foxy Lady!<br> My guy friend brought me here for a fun night out (yes I'm a chick that loves gentleman's clubs) after I had tried the ones in the city. I had…

Mardi Gras Oxford

Oxford, Massachusetts

I have been here multiple times...

I have been here multiple times and it's the one strip club that I go to<br> and hope a stripper doesn't talk to me. it is a 21+ club. it looks great, it is a newly…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

This place is my favorite SC...

This place is my favorite SC in the USA. I usually visit it in the afternoon. It is most of the time packed with hot ladies (7's to 9's). You can find some caliente Cubans,…

Hidden Gem Club

Spring City, Pennsylvania

Decent club. NIcer stage...

Decent club. NIcer stage for the burbs with an impressive pole. Good beer on tap and the bartenders were friendly enough. I 'm big fan of the…

Stars Sports Bar & Adult Entertainment

Muskegon Heights, Michigan

Stopped by this club to check...

Stopped by this club to check it out, as I heard some good comments. I went in and was immediately greeted by a waitress who showed me to one of the booths that surround…

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Duke

I know we had our differences here and there but I love you man!!

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Favorite Moment in your Strip Club "Career"?

What would you rate as the top moment in your strip club "career"? The one, where if you to choose only one, you would relive over and over again? For me it was the time I greased a bounce at…

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Alcohol

Too piggyback off a recent thread what would each of u consider the best brand for each liquor category...whiskey? Vodka? Tequila?

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The bitch that snitched

On Donald sterling is found on video too be talking shot about black people?!?! How ironic is that?? What's your opinions on that ranucam ?

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The Pink Pony's fight with Brookhaven heads to top Ga. court

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution The legal fight between a well-known strip club and the city of Brookhaven is heading to Georgia's top court. The Georgia Supreme Court on Monday will weigh a lawsuit filed by the Pink Pony that challenges the new…

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The "War on Sex (between consenting adults)?" Does it promote human trafficking

First, I have zero tolerance for sex with minors or sex in which one or more partners is truly coerced (as in some types of human trafficking). That said, I sense that recent legislative and law enforcement efforts to…

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New York Times: Strip Club in Manhattan Proves That Vice Is Hard to Kill

An underground club in Manhattan doesn't sound too different than above ground clubs in Detroit. http://www.nytimes.com/2014/06/01/nyregion/a-strip-club-in-manhattan-proves-that-vice-is-hard-to-kill.html?_r=0#

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Local couple launches "short bus" tours to Portland strip clubs.

PORTLAND, OR (KPTV) - Keeping Portland weird, a local couple is launching a racy new bus tour that will take you to some of the city's famous strip clubs. The husband and wife duo, who own the Portland Short Bus,…

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Happy Strippers

Yes people, they do exist. They are not regulated to myth. Tonight must've been happy stripper Friday cause I ran into a bunch of happy strippers. Whatever is in the air, water or smoke must be doing…

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Underage girl found working at a strip club just outside Alamo

A teenage girl ran away from home in Laredo but authorities found her working at a gentlemen's club just outside Alamo. Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission (TABC) agents arrested Ali Muñiz early Friday morning. The 25-year-old is a manager with the Coliseum Gentlemen's…

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cat lovers scored higher on intelligence than dog lovers

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/29/cat-people-dog-people-intelligence_n_5412245.html Yes. I am a cat lover. :)

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My Insights Into the Minds of Hookers Are Genius!

Being the only one wearing suit in a dive club so you sufficiently impress them that they let you pay them for sex. Who else could have figured that out? Only me, that's who! And in only 10 years? Who…

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Kilts

When I go to soccer games in Portland, I see a number of young men in the stands wearing kilts. Which got me to thinking, what could possibly be better to wear on a strip club visit. And it's well…

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Clubs similar to COI in NYC area?

Recently had a nice visit to Spearmint Rhino in COI. Now I'm back in NYC and in my experience here is nothing like the dancer quality and value of COI. Closest thing I've experienced is Hustler Club VIP, but it's…

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Get a blow job in Italy now and you will boost Italian GDP and the economy.

I just found it amusing that hookers, blowjobs, prostitution, drug dealing and smuggling now boost Italian GDP official numbers. http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-05-22/hookers-and-blow-how-changing-definition-gdp-officially-jumped-shark

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Four suspects bound over for trial in shooting of Bloomfield Hills attorney

A woman and 3 men went to a prominent attorney's home to rob him, and shot him through the door. The woman, who has elsewhere been described as the "mastermind" behind the plot, is, of course, a stripper.…

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The "Do you want to dance" thing

Have any of you ever gotten a dance from a girl who didn't speak to you but walked around and asked everyone for a dance or do you prefer the dancer to spend time with you? Wouldn't it annoy you…

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Ballin'

It looks like former Microsoft CEO has won the bidding war to buy the LA Clippers. Somewhere in the range of 2 billion dollars. Rumor has it he's going to rename the team the Clippys. "It looks like…

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Weirdest Hustle: What's Your Best Example?

From a recent stripclubhound post on dancer overcounting: "We had one girl who would try this trick when dances were $20 each. She would tell the guy that tonight, there was a special and the dances were two for $20…

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Drug detox

Here's a story most can't match: my ATF has been a heroin addict for at least ten years. She's usually on and off methadone but says she really hates it. She gets dosed early in the morning and is lethargic…

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Older guys pay more

In several other countries, I have experienced the phenomenon of white guys pay more. Whenever the natives see me coming, they automatically raise the prices because I'm clearly from a western country. It got to the point one…

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Missing Out

Last week, Josh Beckett threw the first no-hitter of the season. A friend had an extra ticket and would give it to me free but I couldn't go. Damn. I missed out on a no-hitter. Last week, there…

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NYC 2AMer

THE BRONX — A man was shot in the left leg and chest during a brawl inside a Mott Haven strip club on earlier this month, the NYPD said. The victim, a 26-year-old whose name was not released, was inside Sin…

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Porn Stars Facing Bank Account Closures

Have you read the stories about porn stars having their bank accounts suddenly closed for no reason by their banks few weeks ago. Chase close one stars account without notification and she found out at the ATM. No reason was…

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Strippers and Expensive/High-End Alcohol

Why do strippers seem to think they have a refined taste in expensive, high-end alcohol? Has anyone else experienced this puzzling phenomenon? personally, i think they get their "taste" in expensive alcohol from rap songs and videos. Some fun examples: I'm…

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Why?

I'm curious about one particular poster that puzzles me. I get the class clowns like Juice. Some folks may not like him given the juvenile nature of his humor -- I don't find everything he posts that great but he's…

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Ex-stripper slaps Pacers' Paul George with paternity suit

http://pagesix.com/2014/05/28/ex-stripper-slaps-pacers-paul-george-with-paternity-suit/?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_term=NYP%20180%20Day%20Openers%20and%2030%20Day%20Signups&utm_campaign=NY%2520Post%2520Newsletter

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OT: Ariana Grande

Last evening my little (ex-cheerleader) dancer turned me onto (among other things) Ariana Grande, the pop singer. We were chatting about music, and she was gushing about Ariana, and later danced to a couple of her tunes. I goggled Ariana later, and…

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O.T. - Golden Eagle

On the road this week staying at a crappy hotel in Dirtyass, Alberta; feeling really sorry for myself. Went for a walk after supper last evening and chanced upon a glorious sight - a golden eagle roosting in the upper…

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Preview for "Topless Prophet"

http://www.cinemax.com/after-dark/topless-prophet/video/?bctid=3568878591001

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Clubs in Da Burgh

Anyone got any information on some high-mileage clubs in the Pittsburgh area? Stiletto's in New Brighton and Fantasy's in New Cumberland, WV both look promising. I'm not familiar with any of these clubs, though, especially the ones in downtown Pittsburgh. As…

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Trouble

I knew she was trouble when she walked on the stage ... Super cute, slim, petite brunette, perky natural B-cups, with her hair in a sassy ponytail - just my type, and there was something about the way she…

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Do you love really big ballons!

How come the more dive a strip club the more ballons they have hung from the ceiling?

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Her: I'm not wearing any panties

So I saw the story of Kate Middleton (yes, that Kate Middleton) apparently being caught not wearing any panties, and it reminded me of something that happened during my SB experiment. I took a SB candidate out for dinner and afterwards…

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Amateur Nights

Hey all, Long time reader, only occasional poster. Wanted to see if you guys happen to know of any good amateur nights in both Detroit and New York. I do a lot of work in both of those places…

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PSA

5 new TUSCL articles have been published

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Need a San Fransisco Recomendation

Going to be in San Fransisco next Saturday. I need a recommendation on a club to take my wife to. She likes to be part of the action and enjoys getting attention from the girls. I think she would…

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stripper asking for a car

What is the most ridiculous request a stripper has asked of you? Recently my "current favorite" asked me if I would buy her a new car. She mentioned she likes audis. She did say she "only wanted an a4".

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Pussies Rule

With a little tweaking, this could apply to, um, you know who, too.... http://living.msn.com/family-parenting/pets/6-signs-your-cat-owns-you

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Rome Without Strippers

I took a 2 week vacation in Rome without strippers. When I mentioned my plans, several dancers said they would like to go with me, but I did not seriously consider them. I might have taken my CF…

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Quality strip club patrons

FLINT, MI -- An ambulance was damaged during a confrontation between medical workers and customers at Teaser's Strip Club on South Grand Traverse Road in Flint Sunday, May 25, police said. http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2014/05/ambulance_damaged_after_fight.html

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Lousy lap dance?

A bomb scare cleared out a Washington park adult nightclub late Tuesday night. Police received a report at 10:16 p.m. that there was an explosive devise in Miss Kitty's nightclub on Illinois 111 near it's Interstate 64 ramp. Washington Park police as…

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Strippers asking for advice

I've noticed it happens a lot, especially with favs. Like Hotstuff's recent post, it may be stripper related - should I get a boob job? (no!), should I cut my hair? (no!), should I get (another) tattoo? (hell no!)…

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Bliss in Atlanta now closed.

Gay strip club and drag queen birthday hotspot Bliss Atlanta abruptly closed its doors, issuing its last call after a troubled three-year run of offering up sexy manparts twirling on polls. The venue, a longtime strip club under various names, traded…

And the point is?

I'm an old man now. In my sixties, for a few more month anyway. And have been visiting strip clubs (and other similar places) for way too many years to remember. All kind of different places, on most continents. From the tame, clinical, tedious clubs in France - nothing even remotely memorable from London, shocking (but wish there was one near me now!) FKK Clubs in Germany, as you'd expect it clubs in Amsterdam, a few evening's fun in Spain, a fair few places on a number of stops in the Asia Pacific and now, in the US where I spend about half the year in a vacation home. Been married too many times to…

Latest additions to my Personal Perv Wear collection

I started SCing regularly in 2000 - a couple of years later I started going commando while wearing khakis which was not very comfortable on the wiener specially when getting lots of LDs. Then one night in a dive in Dallas around 2005 (while I was living there) - I saw a dude wearing sweatpants and thought to myself "the nerve of that guy" but also put in my mind whether I should try it. I was hesitant to try sweatpants in a SC b/c I thought I would stand out like a sore thumb - I probably did but I never had any negative consequences from it and have enjoyed my LDs more. My first set of sweats were dark…

My Life With a Dancer

Several members private texted me about a comment I made on one of the discussions stating it would be nice if wrote an article about my experience. I had just graduated from professional school and was working in the midwest. I was making decent money, drove a nice car and had a nice condo. I played in a weekly poker game and one of my friends from the game and I had a Monday afternoon "bromance" We used to meet at the pool hall and hustle pool for a few hours. He was much better than I was, but I was still more than capable of holding my own. After we had won sufficient funds, we would…

Strippers, Drugs and Trust Funds

Perhaps my intention of writing this article is a bit of introspection and venting. I wanted to catalog my experience with strip clubs, strippers, transitively drugs and self destructive behavior. I had been to strip club once before in my early twenties, and didn't really get into it. I found it a little weird awkward. When I was in my mid twenties, I got into a big argument with my girlfriend at the time which caused us to break up and my friend and I decided to go to a strip club to help me get over the bad breakup. I should mention - as this is a pivotal part of what has facilitated my behavior - that my family…

Dating a Stripper

I have been going to strip clubs occasionally for a long time since things haven't been so great with my wife. A few years ago I was at a club in the LA area (I was on business travel) and this really hot blonde and I traded numbers. She wanted to have coffee with me the next day and I was into the idea for sure. So coffee kind of morphed into meeting at my hotel on Century near LAX and we ended up having mind blowing sex for pretty much the entire night. The next morning, I was ready to tip her and she subtly implied she would like that and so I…

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Notorious Seattle strip club in trouble for taking too much off top

A Notorious strip club is in big trouble with the city of Seattle for taking too much off - off some trees, that is. Complaints started coming in last week when five lush trees fronting DreamGirls at Rick's on Lake…

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Club With the Biggest and Fakest Boobs

The bigger and faker the tits, the better. Anyone have suggestions on which clubs have a ton of dancers with big and fake tits? Thanks in advance.

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I think this guy was expecting a bit too much from a dive SC

From a recent review: “…So me and a buddy stopped by on our way home from another club. When we first walked in it seemed pretty dead. We told the girl at the door that we just came from another place…

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I learned a new word today "Pimpology"

pimpology refers to the state of the art of understanding the female psyche to the point of being able to "pimp" them, and that the man ( or woman ) with the ability to control and manipulate a woman through…

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Stripper sugar baby

I met C at SC 3mi from my office. She had moved to Houston to dance here bc it two way contact. She approached me and got in my lap. After about $100 in dances she propositioned me for…

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Strippers asking for money

Got a message that a stripper I know needs money for gas and food. Wants me to money gram whatever I can spare. When does the insanity stop ?

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Praising the loser boyfriend

I would have to concur with the overwhelming consensus on this board that the majority of dancers date what we've seemed to term "loser boyfriends". I really have no interest in hearing about these bf's but in the course of getting…

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Ethnicities That You've Never Seen Stripping

Good morning boys and girls. I hope we all had a pleasurable weekend. I know I did. On to the topic at hand. Living in California, I've been exposed to a plethora of ethnicities, both…

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Student Stripper Makes $180K a Year & Will Graduate Debt-Free

http://blog.credit.com/2014/05/student-stripper-graduate-debt-free-83640/ The $180K sounds high to me, but strippers in my area can make $80-$100K (and pay the special stripper income tax rate of zero percent). I encourage coeds to finance their education in this way.

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A Stripper's Profile PIc with Boyfriend

A stripper with whom I'm friends on Facebook posted a new profile pic of her and her new boyfriend. She doesn't look too bad, but the boyfriend is shirtless, covered with tattoos and giving the finger to the camera.…

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Wow....just WOW!!!

Turns out Juice was also living in Wales! Somebody has been putting pubic hair in the KFC www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/25/kfc-pubic-hair-facebook-post_n_5388666.html What do these people think? the order the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay and get all shocked when they find a pubic hair. I've known for…

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Returning the favor

Have you ever been screwed by an ATM? Would you like to return the favor? http://www.freep.com/comments/article/20140519/NEWS07/305190165/man-attempts-sex-with-atm-picnic-table

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Celebrities Read Mean Tweets

I love Sofia Vergara's comment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imW392e6XR0

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A nice set of instructional videos

accidentally found these. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdFRnKwN9po&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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Searching Posts

I would like to see a search feature on here so we can read reviews about a particular dancer in a club. Under the old format you could scroll through all of the reviews instead of 10 at a…

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weekend recap

how was your guys' memorial day weekend? What kind of debauchery did you get into? I was originally planning on leaving Miami due to "urban weekend" infecting south beach (where I live) but I ended up getting a hotel room for…

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Naked Grinding

I was with my CF last night. Portland air was just right for me, a little bit of chill in the air though I was able to wear a Nike shirt and Asics running short. She wore a dress that…

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Have I become total Sap?

Have I become total Sap or easy mark for strippers? Strippers are temperamental girls that can become crazy at the drop of a hat. But for the last several years none have gone off on me. At…

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Oral Discussion: Escorts vs OTC P4P Strippers

Now I don't have any experience with either of these, but I've got a couple of questions on this subject. I have heard that most escorts won't do BBBJ, instead they do CBJ. I'm assuming then when y'all fuck a stripper…

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A song to remember all those who didn't make it back.

Immortal http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewU-bVAbyRI&feature=youtube_gdata_player I like the song.

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WAITING IS GOOD SOMETIMES

ever had this happen? this was years ago. there were these two girls, one blonde and the other brunette, that worked as hostesses at a nyc clip joint that's no longer around. they didn't wait tables nor were they dancers. they…

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The End of an Era

Okay, I know this is far too deep and complicated for the 6 year olds in this forum to even comprehend, and you're much more comfortable with simple stuff like calling each other faggots, but what the hell...I feel like…