Went to the Penthouse Club for...

Went to the Penthouse Club for the first time. Club is located in the middle of no where in Philly. Quite impressive when you pull up, manicured lawns and bushes, live fire torches on buiding...they sank some money in this place. $20 to get in, a little pricey if you ask me, but if you have a key to a local hotel, you get in free (found out after I paid). Got inside and it loomed like a Vegas style club, lights, glamour, multiple stages and two motorcycles hanging from the ceiling. Soon after we got there, they did their dancer parade. Easily 20 girls working, none I would called hot or even stripper hot, avg or below at best. After the parade, two uglier girls stayed on stage to "ride" the motorcycles, pretty cool to see. Besides that, this club sucked. Dancers paid us zero attention, which was good because that meant more money for the $8 beers. This place made Clue Risque's dancers look friendly. Probably would not go back, unless I had a room key.