MAY 20--A Florida strip club employee gave jail guards an X-rated show early yesterday after she was booked into custody for slapping a patrolman.
While investigating the reported theft of an iPad, cops encountered Lakeisha Johnson at around 1:20 AM. The 29-year-old, police reported, was spotted jumping fences and walking between homes in West Park, a community about 15 miles north of Miami.
When police sought to question Johnson, she started “using extremely vulgar language and began removing clothing,†according to a police report. Johnson was subsequently arrested after she slapped a cop's arm and yelled, “Don't touch me, bitch!â€
Johnson, who told police she worked at Tootsie's Cabaret, an upscale Miami strip club, was then transported to jail, where she treated guards to a lewd performance. Johnson removed her clothes and “exposed her vagina, anus, and breasts.†Officer Juan Canino added that, “On several occasions, the female licked her breast and masturbated.â€
When a female officer sought to search Johnson, the inmate “removed her clothing once again and began rubbing her vagina.†While she was in the holding cell, Johnson “had to be ordered repeatedly to keep her clothes on and to stop masturbating,†noted Canino.
At one point, Johnson also allegedly told Canino, “I'll suck your dick if you let me go.â€
Pictured above, Johnson was charged with resisting an officer without violence, a misdemeanor (for which bond was set at $100). Johnson, who remains in custody, is not facing additional charges for with what investigators termed her “vulgar sexual behavior.â€
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Is that Papi_Chulo's current ATF???
Yikes. She's a stripper at an "upscale" Miami club?
Would hate to see the dancers at the low end clubs.
"was spotted jumping fences"
In training for the steeplechase?
If you cleaned her up, she could look presentable.
FloriDUH strikes again!
zip,
All this sun on the brain does funny things to us. Or maybe those whose brains were frozen most of their life up north, well when they thaw out... :)
She certainly acts like a Tootsie's girl. I bet the cops took her to a VIP cell so that they could take her up on the suck my dick offer.
Yikes!
Hey, if she had been running around, jumping fences, going through booking, probably high, and took that mug shot--I'd do her! Think about when you looked your shittiest--how good would you look? She looks surprisingly good.
I hate to say it, but that's America for you, a crime was reported, and the police stop the first african-american they could find, lol!
I agree she was high as a kite, but aside from being black in public she's getting arrested and fined. Ha ha ha!
“… Johnson, who told police she worked at Tootsie’s Cabaret, an upscale Miami strip club …’
Being a Miamian and a PL; I’ve been to Tootsies plenty of times and was there last night (Tu 5/20/14) watching the Heat game.
There is NO WAY that chick is a Tootsies dancer – there are hardly any black Tootsies dancers (believe me I’ve looked) and when there is one or 2 (which is the max and often none); they are young; light skinned; fit and slim (i.e. almost white looking).
If she works @ Tootsies she is at best a waitress (and probably not even that) or perhaps a female bathroom attendant.
Tootsies is in Miami Gardens which is a high AA population area – consequently the Tootsies sportsbar (Knockers) in the back of the club gets filled with AA folks when there is a Heat playoff game – almost all the AA folks leave after the game is over and don’t hang out in the main room too much.
My guess is she may have been at Tootsies watching the game and getting stoned and then came up w/ that crap of her working there.
@SlickSpic “If you cleaned her up, she could look presentable.â€
you are mistaking the picture of Edvard Munch’s The Scream to the left of the article for Miss Johnson. Miss Johnson is the ugly ho in the photo on the right side of the article.
@SlickSpic “If you cleaned her up, she could look presentable"
She does get a bonus point for a nice smile.
X rated is the new G rated
No word on whether the guards were good tippers. For a performance like that, someone should have made it rain.
"you are mistaking the picture of Edvard Munch’s The Scream to the left of the article for Miss Johnson.". That was too fucking funny!
I see that some of us posted our favorite quotes from that article. This is mine:
". . .had to be ordered repeatedly to keep her clothes on and to stop masturbating. . .â€
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