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Why not? It couldn't be any worse than my ex wife. :)

Unless their luck is much better than mine, I'm sure we all have had some experiences in strip clubs or OTC that make us think we already have.

Sex with a stripper is basically like sex with a robot. You pay her to do what you want. So, it just depends how hot the robot is.

Day in, day out, ankles smackin my earlobes and "You wanna fuck this pussy"? Got real lame real quick.

@tumbligdude -- would it get lame less quickly if she also said "you wanna fuck my tight asshole?"

Of course, Juice would program his to say "I want the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay!!! WEEEE-YAWWW!!!!"

Well, a lot of guys already have sex with dolls. Why not robots? It would probably be more interactive than a doll.

As to virtual sex, I've been waiting for some type of sex hologram to be developed where we could watch porn/striptease/etc as if it were actually taking place in front of us as in a live sex show or like being in a club. The technology is available. Wonder why no ones done it. Or maybe its available and I just don't know.

C3PO is too gay for me.

Zip,anal is out of the question,she's got roids.

I'm still waiting for a 3d holographic tv set. I knew someone back in the 80's who told me he could build one but it had a small problem. He said the lasers would have to be so powerful, they could slice your head off. Maybe instead of a few super powerful lasers, there could be thousands of small weak lasers generating 3d images in space.

I don't know. This guy might have been full of it. Claimed he coinvented the first heads up visor or helmet. Told me alien spacecraft were manufactured in space and had superconducting shells. Claimed he read my entire thermodynamics book in only a night or two. He was into practical jokes.

The other four out of five must've been women. A guy the other day was trying to fuck an ATM machine. I even fucked a five in a club once. If a guy gets horny enough, or drunk enough, I think he will fuck anything.