First and foremost this review is...

First and foremost this review is from a dancer/female perspective, so with that said, what males and females look for in clubs can be entirely different, however I will try to be as thorough as possible in my review so that it helps patrons and dancers come to a decision about each club that I review.<br>

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Sinsaysionals is located on 9607 Lanham Severn Rd, lanham, MD. My GPS got me there pretty easily, however I kept passing it because the club is hidden by tree’s from the main road and located ride beside a auto body shop that always have many cars over there. The surrounding neighborhood was not as frightening as it is for some clubs in PG County.<br>

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Cover is $20 and lap dances are $5 on Main Floor fully clothed, $10 in VIP topless (With $20 entry fee), and $20 in Boom Boom Room nude (With $40 entry fee) The atmosphere on this Wednesday was as dry as a desert. I was there from 9:00 p.m-1:30 a.m. on Wednesday It was 5 dancers, with all 5 there by 11:00. The dancer quality was not as bad as I saw in other reviews, actually out of 5 dancers one I would rate below a 5 and that is because of her body, not so much of her face, the others 6-7 face/body package. The club layout is average for PG county, the décor in VIP and Boom Boom Room is nice. The main floor is pretty plain but has a decent stage. Dancers are friendly to customers and other dancers for the most part. I can’t compare to other clubs during weekday around this time yet, but with a few more girls (which I was told it normally is more than 5) it would not be a bad spot to stop by on weekday and get a few dances for $5 a pop. $5 dollars go a long way for the customer, not so much the dancers, I see why this club can’t retain pretty girls. This is like the starter club for pretty girls (from what I am told and have observed), so sometimes you may be surprised to see some really nice looking ladies.<br>