Weird shit to impress strippers with...
zipman68
the speed force!
Ol' Sharkhunter's post about the upcoming meteor show (https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=2…) got me thinking about the prediction of astronomical events as a means to impress the less knowledgeable.
I met a person who claimed that he would look up the times for Iridium flares and say "a bright light will appear in the sky here in about a minute" and then BAM! Iridium flare. Bright enough to see even with light pollution -- brighter than Venus my pervo brothers!
I wonder if that shit would work on a stripper. And I wonder if it would work better if you left it as magic or if you explained that it was just the sun reflecting off of a solar panel on a communication satellite and that said flares are absolutely predictable.
I met a person who claimed that he would look up the times for Iridium flares and say "a bright light will appear in the sky here in about a minute" and then BAM! Iridium flare. Bright enough to see even with light pollution -- brighter than Venus my pervo brothers!
I wonder if that shit would work on a stripper. And I wonder if it would work better if you left it as magic or if you explained that it was just the sun reflecting off of a solar panel on a communication satellite and that said flares are absolutely predictable.
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1) my Amex with no spending limit
2) my car
3) my ability to obtain very high quality cocaine
4) the view from my crash pad condo
5) the cash I give them
In turn I am usually impressed by:
1) the size of their breasts
2) their willingness to degrade themselves for pay
3) their shockingly low IQ