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zipman68the speed force!

Ol' Sharkhunter's post about the upcoming meteor show (tuscl.net) got me thinking about the prediction of astronomical events as a means to impress the less knowledgeable.

I met a person who claimed that he would look up the times for Iridium flares and say "a bright light will appear in the sky here in about a minute" and then BAM! Iridium flare. Bright enough to see even with light pollution -- brighter than Venus my pervo brothers!

I wonder if that shit would work on a stripper. And I wonder if it would work better if you left it as magic or if you explained that it was just the sun reflecting off of a solar panel on a communication satellite and that said flares are absolutely predictable.

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LMN

I have found most strippers are impressed by:

  1. my Amex with no spending limit
  2. my car
  3. my ability to obtain very high quality cocaine
  4. the view from my crash pad condo
  5. the cash I give them

In turn I am usually impressed by:

  1. the size of their breasts
  2. their willingness to degrade themselves for pay
  3. their shockingly low IQ
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rockstar666

I play guitar and write songs. Some are about dancers I know.

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