Ol' Sharkhunter's post about the upcoming meteor show (tuscl.net) got me thinking about the prediction of astronomical events as a means to impress the less knowledgeable.
I met a person who claimed that he would look up the times for Iridium flares and say "a bright light will appear in the sky here in about a minute" and then BAM! Iridium flare. Bright enough to see even with light pollution -- brighter than Venus my pervo brothers!
I wonder if that shit would work on a stripper. And I wonder if it would work better if you left it as magic or if you explained that it was just the sun reflecting off of a solar panel on a communication satellite and that said flares are absolutely predictable.
I have found most strippers are impressed by:
In turn I am usually impressed by: