I got to the YR at...

I got to the YR at around 9:00 pm Saturday and stayed past 1:00 am. It was my first time in about a year. Things started slow with a girl with huge artificial boobs (She sat down before I got a good look: I don't like them), and followed with a relatively unsexy dancer I knew from before. But as always at the YR things got better fast after that. I found a better seat, and after that it was a string of great women. First up was a 20 year old absolutely beautiful and wonderfully personable girl. Aside from liberal tattoos on one arm, she was astounding--face and figure. I didn't even mind the tattoos because she was so beautiful, and when you were on the side away from the tats you didn't see them. Her only real flaw was that she really was a pretty pathetic dancer, but even that was good, because I didn't waste as much money on her as I would have. After she left my table, a delightful young Cuban dancer made her way over. She was slender but not skinny, and her boobs were small but very full and substantial with super perky nipples and a stunningly perfect round shape. Despite some language problems and the incredibly loud music, she was fun to talk to, and her dances were simply incredible. She was very inventive, intimate, and fun. By the time I left there were two more girls near me--one absurdly beautiful and one overwhelmingly sexy--that I would have loved to try, but there simply wasn't time. Yellow Rose advertises on its website that girls do not go around just asking for dances. They talk to you and give you a unique experience. This is a rare case of advertising being true. Although the YR has some mediocre-looking girls (I'm overly particular about looks), its best-looking girls are the best looking anywhere, and it is the one strip club that I have always had great experiences at. It is far better than you would think from its average rating on TUSCL, which seems to have been affected by one or two disaffected people as well as, I'm sure, different experiences at different times for other people.