Hustler Clubs Dangle $1 Million in Front of Justin Biebe
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Hustler Clubs Dangle $1 Million in Front of Justin Biebe
Hustler Clubs Dangle $1 Million in Front of Justin Bieber
If the "erratic" singer doesn't accept the offer to become a spokesperson for Hustler clubs, it's going to Charlie Sheen!
Posted May 19th, 2014 01:30 PM by AVN Staff
LOS ANGELES—Larry Flynt's World Famous Hustler Clubs last week tendered a $1 million offer to almost-21-year-old pop star Justin Bieber to become a celebrity spokesperson for the clubs. There is a catch. If Bieber declines, the offer goes to Charlie Sheen.
In the letter addressed to Bieber manager Scooter Braun, however, the new director of marketing for the Hustler Clubs, David Lieberman, paints a picture of a troubled young star that may no longer apply to the forty-something Sheen but which fits Bieber like a glove.
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"We are fully aware of news reports on your client's alleged recent erratic behavior and frequent run-ins with the law as he transitions from pre-teen idol into a fully grown man," wrote Lieberman. "Yet we still feel that by becoming our spokesperson, Justin will set a good and safe example to his fans by advocating a legal and safe way to satisfy their sexual desires when they finally reach the legal age of 21."
Lieberman even lays out a vision for a commercial Beiber can star in promoting the company's clubs.
"Picture Justin on stage just finishing up his mega hit, 'Baby, Baby, Baby,'" he writes. "He is surrounded by adoring fans, when suddenly a gorgeous woman in her early 20s jumps on stage with him. She looks like a young Carmen Electra and is wearing a micro mini skirt, with fishnet stockings and stiletto heels, just the kind of woman that you will find dancing at the HUSTLER Club. Justin grabs the babe and kisses her passionately, then all of a sudden there is a wardrobe malfunction. Her dress falls off and underneath she is wearing nothing but a teeny, weenie, micro bikini. Justin buries his face in her 38 Double D's and then he turns to the camera with our new slogan and says, 'Keep it Legal,' 'Keep it here in the good old US of A,' and 'Keep the Lap Dances a coming when you turn 21.'"
He adds, "One exciting extra will be the TV ad that we shoot for the London HUSTLER Strip Club. In that one, the babe will be wearing a Union Jack bikini when she has the wardrobe malfunction. Justin will then turn to the camera and in a fake British accent will say, 'Keep it Legal, Keep it here in jolly old England, and keep the Juggs a coming when you turn 21.'
"If that doesn't excite Mr. Bieber, then I have to seriously worry about the young man," notes Lieberman, adding, "Remember, we don't want to ban Justin from Larry Flynt's World Famous HUSTLER Clubs, we want to welcome him with open Stripper arms and a One Million Dollar check."
The pop star is currently in Cannes, so we don't know if he is even aware that if he does not soon reply he will, as the letter put it, "lose out on another lucrative endorsement deal."
Hustler Clubs Dangle $1 Million in Front of Justin Bieber
If the "erratic" singer doesn't accept the offer to become a spokesperson for Hustler clubs, it's going to Charlie Sheen!
Posted May 19th, 2014 01:30 PM by AVN Staff
LOS ANGELES—Larry Flynt's World Famous Hustler Clubs last week tendered a $1 million offer to almost-21-year-old pop star Justin Bieber to become a celebrity spokesperson for the clubs. There is a catch. If Bieber declines, the offer goes to Charlie Sheen.
In the letter addressed to Bieber manager Scooter Braun, however, the new director of marketing for the Hustler Clubs, David Lieberman, paints a picture of a troubled young star that may no longer apply to the forty-something Sheen but which fits Bieber like a glove.
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"We are fully aware of news reports on your client's alleged recent erratic behavior and frequent run-ins with the law as he transitions from pre-teen idol into a fully grown man," wrote Lieberman. "Yet we still feel that by becoming our spokesperson, Justin will set a good and safe example to his fans by advocating a legal and safe way to satisfy their sexual desires when they finally reach the legal age of 21."
Lieberman even lays out a vision for a commercial Beiber can star in promoting the company's clubs.
"Picture Justin on stage just finishing up his mega hit, 'Baby, Baby, Baby,'" he writes. "He is surrounded by adoring fans, when suddenly a gorgeous woman in her early 20s jumps on stage with him. She looks like a young Carmen Electra and is wearing a micro mini skirt, with fishnet stockings and stiletto heels, just the kind of woman that you will find dancing at the HUSTLER Club. Justin grabs the babe and kisses her passionately, then all of a sudden there is a wardrobe malfunction. Her dress falls off and underneath she is wearing nothing but a teeny, weenie, micro bikini. Justin buries his face in her 38 Double D's and then he turns to the camera with our new slogan and says, 'Keep it Legal,' 'Keep it here in the good old US of A,' and 'Keep the Lap Dances a coming when you turn 21.'"
He adds, "One exciting extra will be the TV ad that we shoot for the London HUSTLER Strip Club. In that one, the babe will be wearing a Union Jack bikini when she has the wardrobe malfunction. Justin will then turn to the camera and in a fake British accent will say, 'Keep it Legal, Keep it here in jolly old England, and keep the Juggs a coming when you turn 21.'
"If that doesn't excite Mr. Bieber, then I have to seriously worry about the young man," notes Lieberman, adding, "Remember, we don't want to ban Justin from Larry Flynt's World Famous HUSTLER Clubs, we want to welcome him with open Stripper arms and a One Million Dollar check."
The pop star is currently in Cannes, so we don't know if he is even aware that if he does not soon reply he will, as the letter put it, "lose out on another lucrative endorsement deal."
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