pic of my ferrari

Congrats, you found a Ferrari in the parking lot! :)

Photoshopped. :)

You shouldn't be so concerned about what we say...

Sad jealousy. Perhaps one day you can own such a car.

That reminds me of a time a guy picked me up in a bookstore ... He leaned against a fancy Shelby in the parking lot and I said "well, why don't you get in?" and he admitted "it's not really my car," Thanks LMN for the picture. In my opinion though, that could be ANYONE'S ferarri in a parking lot. Next time take a picture of some good looking ganja you are about to smoke instead, Lol

^^^dad's garage......might as well show a piece of paper in front of a fancy hotel and say it's yours.

All u guys/girls except LMN crack me up!!! LMN we wanted a picture of the dirty strippers u r "allegedly banging and doing drugs with"...u know what we wanted!!

@mikeya02

The car WAS my dad's. He gave it to me. The 612 isn't exactly the newest ferrari lol.

@trixxi

Far cry from a shelby to a ferrari, lol.

Also no offense, but how on earth are you a stripper?

Just because you say "no offense," does not disregard that as an incredibly offensive statement. I have never claimed to be a beauty or a high ranking dancer; but I am a dancer, I have experience, and I make sometime thoughtful sometimes jokes on this strip club forum. I do not call out other members offensively if I personally do not like them or say "well no offense, BUT why do you go to strip clubs, is it because you are such a PL?" I dont think thats what this forum is about.

Trixxi

It was an honest question. I live in Miami Beach and I have never seen any strippers that look like you. Do you work at a fetish club or are you in a very rural area? I'm just surprised is all. Around here all the strippers look pretty much the same to varying degrees of hotness.

In trixxi's defense, LMN you haven't done enough world traveling and/are too young to know what is normal.

Looks alone don't make a good entertainer. There is so much more to it than that, but you wouldn't know because you haven't experienced it. All you've really experienced are most likely mostly shitty and overpriced experiences.

Just saying, it might be a good idea to figure out the point of reference for what normal is before asking somebody how they are a stripper.

Nice car!

You think with all that money LMN could afford a phone with a decent camera.

Cool. I'll do the same with a Maserati tomorrow and you'll know it's mine right?

@knight_errant

Its a pretty new phone. BlackBerry q10.

@jester214

I see at least 3-4 maserati gt's everyday around here. They are leasing them for like 1k/month with 10k down at the maserati dealer here called The Collection.

The more I look at the picture it looks as though the car pic is on a computer and the note is in front of the screen!! LMN is so pathetic he couldn't even go too a dealership LOL

^^^LOL you're right! At any rate, a crummy pic.

You're deeply stupid if you think that's a fake picture.

I've really never met a group of people so transparently jealous of someone else. Its not like I worked for this money. I've openly acknowledged it's my family's. shit, that's my dad's car he gave me lol.

Cest la vie

Bag Boy James got a scooter. His scooter kicks ass.

LMN...put a stripper in the car holding the note, smoking a joint, with a bottle of Patron in her lap, and lines of coke on the dash.

Geez, if you're trying to be real, do you have to be walked through it?

You have the fingernail of a day laborer.

Was that you I saw hanging outside Home Depot in Miami?

@mikey

As much as I love the concept of incriminating myself with picture evidence, ill pass. Having a job is part of the contingency of receiving my trust. I'm in private equity and such behavior could cost me my job due to SEC regulations. Not that I give a shit about my job, but I'd blow my brains out if I lost my trust.

Sflguy123

Lol, that was funny.

And yes I do have the fingernails of a day laborer, I bite them.

Sflguy Now that was ABSOLUTELY fuckin hilarious!!! Albeit the truth!

Of course you can't LMN. No surprise here.

“I woke up in a new Ferrari”

BTW – you can upload pics to your TUSCL profile w/o having to put them up in a different site for your fellow PLs to have to link to

If it isn't red, it isn't a Ferrari.

I owned a second-hand Testarossa for a short time during my short retirement. I loved that glorious beast but it was too much car for me and the roads that I use in Alberta.

F-150s do me just fine these days.

@papi_chulo

Sadly, that ferrari isn't new. Its the 612 scagletti. When my father got the new 458, he asked if I wanted the scagletti (we were on better terms, as I had been clear for longer than usual).

@farmerart

I don't really love red ferraris. Too cliche, IMO. I do, however, subscribe that "all corvettes are red."

If it were up to me, i'd have got the car in all black with black rims. That would look killer. I never like the color my father gets his cars in. Always light blue, silver or white. But I'm not going to turn down a free ferrari because its blue lol.

Fuck the haters LMN, keep on balling. Just write some reviews one of these days. It's hard to respect someone with no reviews.

Dip of shit,you got dirt under your thumbnail,you sure you're part of the 1%?

Day laborer? Dirty fingernail? LMN is secretly Bag Boy James. The Truth is out.

^^^i think slick is on too something...LMNâž¡Bagboy jamesâž¡juiceâž¡clubber!! We figured out the mystery!!

I bite my nails when I'm coked out. Which lately is often.

^^^y is it so dirty?!?! Please wash your hands thoroughly...& this includes under your nails, that is IF u even wash your hands

I'm a car goy myself; what model is that? Looks like a 420 sort of but you didn't give us much to go on. My own taste runs to the more vintage exotics: 1960's-1980 models. I've never had a sports car with fuel injection; all mine are carb cars. I do a lot of the work on them myself because unlike you, I don't have the cash to pay someone to synch 6 Webers!

LMN from stripperweb.com? Still telling stories I see...