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zipman68the speed force!

Seriously groovy...is that your ATF?

And, more to the point, is she storing a cell phone, a condom of heroin, and a monopoly game up her snatch?

Wait, wait...that's silly. Everybody knows the Monopoly game goes in the asshole.

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rockie

While the ability to conceal is part of Gawker's ultimate performer checklist, his new avatar is not even in his top 5! The current avatar will not however cause a shitstorm with an entertainer scorned!

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gawker

Eat your heart out, Zipman!

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gawker

And yes. My ATF sent me that photo recently as an enticement which I'm resisting. Totally unforgettable but too fucked up. Will always be my ATF.

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zipman68

Gawker dude, all I can say is "you da man".

But stay strong. No matter how tempting she is you don't need that drama. Find another chick that would have made Lou Reed say "whoa...that's takin' shit a little too far, isn't it?"

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