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How many of my fellow pervoids think Rick-dude says shit like that intentionally, just to amuse Dougsta? I'm glad that Dougsta doesn't have voice recognition running, 'cos most of the replies to that threat would be:
"Ooh yeah. Ricky boy stroking managers. Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Aaaaaaaah! Now he is greasing them. WEEE-YAWWW! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Aaaaaaaah! That's good trolling."
(I'm not sure how many voice recognition systems pick up "WEEE-YAWWW", but I suspect that is the sound Dougsta makes)
Now, I want to stress that this should not be construed as Dougsta criticism. Dougsta...you're my bud. Keep doing Jesus' work -- it turns out that the original John 3:17 was edited out and it was "also, remember, the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost all agree that mongers named Rick must be slammed if they offer a system that conflicts with 'just ask' so go forth and slam before whoremongering"
Live up to that verse Dougsta. Fap all over that verse Dougsta. Fap like a dude that just realized naked photos of Jennifer Lawrence are available!
I don't think Rick does anything to intentionally prompt Dougster and he doesn't have to. The System post was all it took.