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Stephen Hawking is a 'somewhat of a regular' at California strip club

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Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

A quick trip report. I decided...

A quick trip report. I decided to give this establishment a try as a change of pace from the clubs I usually go to and paid them a visit on a Monday night. Got there at…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

I have been to a lot...

I have been to a lot of strip clubs all around the LA area and I have to say this is going to me my new spot. The dancers here are what sets 4play apart…

Babe's

Pensacola, Florida

Babes is the best club in...

Babes is the best club in Pensacola. Period. For your money you won't find hotter dancers or more mileage in a P'cola strip club. The club is small and smoky as hell, there's always…

Monarchs Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

I stopped by Monarchs after seeing...

I stopped by Monarchs after seeing a line out the door over at SRI.This place had parking in front and lots of empty seats. I'd never beenthere so I wanted to check out the talent before…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

This review covers two separate visits...

This review covers two separate visits because I just had to go back the next day... So, I read the reviews here and decided this place was right up my alley. Strolled in around…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

The neighbourhood is not bad at...

The neighbourhood is not bad at all, with a safe parking lot in front of the club. Unfortunatly, the inside of the club seems messy and not really clean. Dancers almost never approach you. The…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Living in Greenville the past few...

Living in Greenville the past few years, I have only been to Lust twice. This visit was much better than my other visit when the club opened. I usually go to Platinum but…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

Arrived around 11 on a Monday...

Arrived around 11 on a Monday night. I noticed that it was more crowded than usual inside and more girls were working. Entry was $8. Of course as soon as I sat…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Had a few hours to burn...

Had a few hours to burn last Wednesday. The door girl looks like she was about to pop any day now. I didn't see many old faces at all on this afternoon. A bunch of…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

This place is making a comeback....

This place is making a comeback. A while back last year, seems like there was a mass exodus to Players down the road. Things have right sized and this place is back…

Sexy 7

North Bay Shore, New York

This is my second time here....

This is my second time here. Went some time a year ago or so. I'm so glad I went. The girls are hot and you can choose from a line up. I paid for an…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

I went to Little Darlings on...

I went to Little Darlings on a Monday night when in town for business. It was still a little early, around 11, so it was slow. Being Seattle, there's no alcohol served in the…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

First time to Scralett's in several...

First time to Scralett's in several years. The club is much larger than before but the new areas are set up for VIP/bottle service, leaving about the same amount of space for regular seating as…

Spearmint Rhino

Lexington, Kentucky

This was a nice club for...

This was a nice club for a first timer like myself to get a feel for what these clubs are like. Reasonable cover and drink specials. The club itself was acceptably clean and…

Executives Den

Cleveland, Ohio

Went to this place the other...

Went to this place the other night 3.00 cover charge and 4.00 beers. The place was on the interstate a little tricky to get to if your coming from the west. The place…

State Street Station

Rockford, Illinois

I was passing through Rockford and...

I was passing through Rockford and had stopped into Tiger Tail just off the highway, and saw some nice sights there and had a VIP, but nothing special. I decided to try State Street…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

This place never disappointments . ...

This place never disappointments . They have plenty of girls of all colors shapes and sizes for everybodies liking. I tend to arrive after the buffet shuts down, tends to be less crowded…

Wild Orchid Gentlemens Club

Reno, Nevada

My wife and I found ourselves...

My wife and I found ourselves in Reno recently and decided to check out the strip club action. Wild Orchid had great reviews so we decided to drop in. It was so quiet…

Studio 69

Heroica Nogales, Sonora

I hadn't been to Nogales in...

I hadn't been to Nogales in a while and was a little wary of if I should even go. I was thinking if I went with at least 4 or more friends it would…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

I don't mind going and trying...

I don't mind going and trying new places and this one is closest to my house but there no cellphone policy always stops me from trying them. Somehow, I am not comfortable in leaving my…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Read the reviews on here and...

Read the reviews on here and they're not very flattering of this club. Decided to give it a try anyway, glad I did this place was great. Located on the corner of a main road…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

This place has been described many...

This place has been described many times before...so I will just recap what I like about the club. One of my favorites because of the combination of attractive girls, friendly staff/management, and good drink…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Over the past month or so,...

Over the past month or so, I have gone to several Pasco County strip clubs and I have to rate this one the best. I went a few times, a couple of those it…

Aphrodite's Hot Lingerie Party

Portland, Oregon

This 'club' is strictly a lap...

This 'club' is strictly a lap dance club - on the weekends the girls may provide a pole show for a large party, but this is not the norm. Come here if you just want…

The Executive Club

New York, New York

Having been to most of the...

Having been to most of the gentleman's clubs in NYC, there was one obvious one that needed I to cross off the list and that was penthouse. Penthouse is situated in the midtown west area…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Stopped in on a Thursday afternoon...

Stopped in on a Thursday afternoon after a disappointing trip the night before to Players...The club has been described many times before, so I will skip that. Got there around 1:30. Only a…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Went up for the multi forum...

Went up for the multi forum gathering and I got there early. There was about approx 16 or so dancer's and only about 15 or so customers when I 1st arrived around just before 7…

Dollhouse

Angeles City, Philippines

During my last trip to Phillipines...

During my last trip to Phillipines i went to this club Dollhouse. Atomosphere inside club didn't look very nice..took seat on corner table...There was 3 dancer were in stage...All seems to be average but there…

Dollhouse

Angeles City, Philippines

During my last trip to Phillipines...

During my last trip to Phillipines i went to this club Dollhouse. Atomosphere inside club didn't look very nice..took seat on corner table...There was 3 dancer were in stage...All seems to be average but there…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

P's is becoming the only club...

P's is becoming the only club I stop in at. Of the independent places in town, Sands is a little more expensive, and the dancer selection at Centerfolds and Dancing Bare is meager even during…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Had never been to Cheetahs, but...

Had never been to Cheetahs, but had a free couple hours before a show and decided to check it out. Got there about 1:30pm. Only saw 3 girls, only one was really my…

Exotica

Richmond, Virginia

Okay yall, a completely objective review...

Okay yall, a completely objective review of Daddy Rabbits Outside: very small club. Typical set up with absolutely no line. No shakedown from a bouncer. Inside: Door Guy asked for $11. I looked at the stage…

Desiree's II

Norton, Ohio

Stopped in on a Sunday afternoon...

Stopped in on a Sunday afternoon because I had some time to kill. Upon entering I was disappointed to see there were only 2 dancers working and neither was very attractive. Got a…

Blu Astor Gentlemen's Club

Janesville, Wisconsin

The same girls that are usually...

The same girls that are usually there. none of them are particularly attractive in my opinion but it doesn't matter since they are all hanging on regulars. no one seems at all interested in…

Baby Dolls Fort Worth

Euless, Texas

I have been going to this...

I have been going to this club alot recently and there has been some improvement first a few new young fresh dancers. Good management and some young floor servers and some more tvs plus events.…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Went in on a Monday afternoon....

Went in on a Monday afternoon. Several of the regular dancers were there but I felt like trying something new. Made a mistake by trying a dancer named Lucky which wasn't to lucky for me.…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Came in here on a Sunday...

Came in here on a Sunday night. The outside of the club looked pretty standard for an az strip club. Cover at the door was 8 bucks. You pay and get a…

Perfect 10 Cabaret

Austin, Texas

This was my first time in...

This was my first time in a strip club in Austin. This also happened to be the fourth of July, so the club was pretty empty. The price for wells until 8pm were 4 bucks…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Well I had the day off...

Well I had the day off so I figured I would stop by Cowboys and have a drink and take a look at the sights. First up was a girl named McKenzie. She sat down…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

I think this is the best...

I think this is the best club in Jacksonville for a contact dance. If you are there for the eye candy there are better clubs, but if you are looking for a dance then Sinsations…

Delilah's Den Of Hazlet

Keansburg, New Jersey

This place is filled with a...

This place is filled with a ton of Russian dancers. There is a large rectangular bar and the girls dance in front of it. It is often very hard to see. After…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

This was my second visit to...

This was my second visit to Heavenly Bodies. I have to say, you really can't beat the prices at this place. There was a $10 cover which is very reasonable. I was…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

This place is hit or miss....

This place is hit or miss. On some nights you could find a stunner (I once had a Brazilian dancer who was an 8) and on some nights you're left staring at a stage and…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Why visis a CT strip club...

Why visis a CT strip club when Providence is just the same distance as myself? Well, seeing as I was on a business trip I decided to head down south and it only took me…

Rachel's Show Bar

Reynoldsburg, Ohio

I stopped by on a Wednesday...

I stopped by on a Wednesday evening a couple weeks ago. First time to the club and it was nice inside. It was a mixed crowd and a good mix of dancers.…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I have been to Follies many...

I have been to Follies many times. Last Saturday I got there about 4:30 and stayed until 8:00. The parking lot was pretty full; mandatory valet parking is $5. Inside it was…

Saint Pete's Exotic Show Bar

Edmonton, Alberta

After going to all the other...

After going to all the other clubs in town, I ended up at St. Petes. The cover charge was minimal, the waitresses were friendly and the dancers were not as pushy as other clubs.…

Deja Vu

San Juan, Puerto Rico

Went back to the go to...

Went back to the go to "strip club" in SJ. If it a'int broke don't fix it. They moved to a new locale right next to the old one. Same mandatory parking fee. After walking…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Decided to go on a Sunday...

Decided to go on a Sunday afternoon. Got charged $5 for the valet and a $5 cover charge. Arrived around 2pm. Found one table once my eyes adjusted to the darkness. I estimate that about…

Vivid

New York, New York

I did a drive by of...

I did a drive by of Vivid this afternoon. It was clean, laid out well, and didn't smell like ass (mine or the dancers'). I will go back tomorrow to give the full on review, but…

Gogo.pl

Wrocław, Poland

You'll need a taxi driver to...

You'll need a taxi driver to find this place but they won't rip you off, at least the one who took me didn't. It is a very cheap and friendly place where the girls…

Old Town Strip Club

Vilnius, Lithuania

Vilnius strip clubs tend to be...

Vilnius strip clubs tend to be expensive rip-offs but this is one of the better ones. They have a good amount of girls, so if you are stuck with an unfriendly one, tell her…

Eden Club

Vilnius, Lithuania

I was warned about this place...

I was warned about this place before I came but I was still interested. Barely had I paid the entrance price and sat down when the music began. A fairly pretty girl from…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

There's not much to say about...

There's not much to say about this place it hasn't been written it is by far the best club I've been! I parked on the US side walked across took a five dollar cab ride…

Spearmint Rhino

Holborn, England

From the outside Spearmint Rhino is...

From the outside Spearmint Rhino is placed very conveniently between warren Street and Goodge Street underground stations. Plenty of taxis go along Tottenham Court Road, the area is safe, clean and one of the…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Nothing has changed physically about the...

Nothing has changed physically about the club, it's bait of a dive, dark and slightly skeezy, which is okay with me cause I'm not here for the architecture. Ordered my drink and enjoyed the stage…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Had a great time! I...

Had a great time! I went there with my wife a couple of times over two weekends. It was pretty slow the first Friday night we were there, but we still had a…

Strip Joint

Pomona, California

Stopped by on a Saturday night,...

Stopped by on a Saturday night, got in for $5 buck with a pass a dancer gave me on a previous visit and that included a drink. There was around 15 dancers there so far.…

Blue Moon Cabaret

New Paltz, New York

The fun you have in this...

The fun you have in this club depends on which girl you are with. I recommend the two dances for $40 although there is a 1 dance for less and 30min option in a different…

Nite Life

Lexington, Kentucky

I stopped by Camelot east friday...

I stopped by Camelot east friday nite around 10 a couple of weeks ago. Had a couple of days in Lexington and thought I would try your out the dive bar, I am usually…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

First time visit at the recommendation...

First time visit at the recommendation of a friend. Picked up a six pack at a nearby liquor store and hit the club. Downed a beer in the parking lot and headed in with my…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

So it has been a few...

So it has been a few years since visiting Hustler in Baltimore. Used to be a regular here and know quite a few of the girls and managers. Boy has it changed!…

The Flame

Houston, Texas

Parking at this club was secure....

Parking at this club was secure. We paid a guy $5 to park anywhere in the lot. Like everywhere else in Houston, if you park anywhere illegal, you will be towed. We were patted down…

Mirage Gentlemen's Lounge

Farmingdale, New York

This club is run down inside...

This club is run down inside & out. That doesn't bother me too much but there are NO girls here. There are a couple of MILFs & the rest are chubby Grannys. There is one…

Expose

Austin, Texas

Expose is usually a big hit...

Expose is usually a big hit for me but for the first time it was a miss. I arrived around 4pm and there was only 4-5 dancers on the floor. None for them were chatting…

Le Girls Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

This club was a waste of...

This club was a waste of time. They had many hot girls but none of them approached. The club itself was very empty. There was one girl dancing on stage and two dudes sitting around.…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

Had an unusually great experience here....

Had an unusually great experience here. By which I mean, I've walked out of this place a couple of times. Not many dancers there during the day, and last time I didn't care for the…

Taste Of Honey

West Hempstead, New York

This place has a bar in...

This place has a bar in the front, and a small stage to the back. Theres usually a minimum of 2 drinks. The place is dark and doesn't have enough dancers on shift.…

Cheetah Wilmington

Wilmington, North Carolina

My first time at Pure Gold...

My first time at Pure Gold in Wilmington was for a bachelor party (7 people). We had free passes and they let us use them without any hassle. Two guys were under 21 so they…

Leather and Lace

Seabrook, New Hampshire

Was in the area so decided...

Was in the area so decided to see what the place was like. I must admit to passing the place since it didn't look like a strip club or porno store from the outside. Went…

Sugar Shack

Clarion, Pennsylvania

Not a bad place for a...

Not a bad place for a small college town. The night we went for my buddies bachelor party there were about 8 or so girls working that night, most were ok looking, 2 were really…

Blue Fox

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Went there about two weeks ago...

Went there about two weeks ago and got there about little bit after midnight. Very slow just a few people there and 2 girls plus the bartender. I hit it off with the bartender…

Emperors Gentlemen's Club

Tampa, Florida

Don't get out to the strip...

Don't get out to the strip clubs often but was out with a friend leaving hard rock late one night and decided to swing by. As we walked to the door of the main club…

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Westminster, California

We stopped by the Library in...

We stopped by the Library in Westminster, CA this past weekend (late night) while celebrating my friend’s wedding. Some of the boys were a little wasted and the bouncers weren’t in the mood to…

Red Garter Saloon

Key West, Florida

Visited on a Thursday evening with...

Visited on a Thursday evening with a couple of guy friends. FYI…the guy collecting money at the door will negotiate on price especially if there are several guys willing to spend money. If…

El Capitan

Philipsburg, Sint Maarten

Visited El Capitan on a work...

Visited El Capitan on a work visit. This was my first time to this location, but have been to other Brothels in SXM. I will say that El Capitan is the best I…

Time Out Gentlemens's Club

Tyler, Texas

Great club with good girls but...

Great club with good girls but have went up on door fees to $25 with other prices increasing now also. Mostly rock music and girls are "hounding" at times. A great place to after party!…

Trumpps

Detroit, Michigan

The club is a little run...

The club is a little run down, and a little expensive to get started, but I have to say the service is top notch. Valet $7. Cover $10. Drinks around $10. I sat at bar.…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

The girls are hot. There is...

The girls are hot. There is touching but the dollar parade is really bad. If you sit at the bar( which you have to) you'll end up.tipping about $30 per hour. You dont…

Booby Trap

Doral, Florida

This place was generally a lot...

This place was generally a lot of fun. Granted, BT's Doral is expensive -- but that's the price you pay for a classier vibe and prettier girls. One of the best things about this SC…

Zanzibar Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

I went there around 7pm. A...

I went there around 7pm. A lot of different girls there, all types. They force you to buy drinks and Dancers will ask for drinks, very annoying. They have lap dance area upstairs and downstairs.…

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Hey mr Motörhead

Just wanted too say I missed ya BANG BANG

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Hey lopaw II

If u ever change your mind let me know!!! God bless u and everything u bring too this bored

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Sorry for the Downtime

We have installed a new database server and it of course didn't go as smoothly as planned. Please let me know if you see anything amiss. Gracias por su paciencia.

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most natorious tuscler

Who do you consider to be the top 5 most fnatorious s people on this board? I know I'm one of 'em!

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Los Angeles, CA clubs

I am looking for feedback from those of you who are familiar with the clubs in and around L.A. I have read some reviews on here for some of them but I keep hearing when somebody mentions a description…

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Closure of the SF RedBook, and sex surrogates

In this week's July 23 - 29 issue of the San Jose Metro they lambast the Feds for closing the SF RedBook. Unfortunately the Metro, the arts and entertainment newspaper, no longer keeps full text archives online. Maybe there might…

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Quit Your Low Down Ways

And you can hitchhike on the highway You can stand all alone by the side of the road You can try to flag a ride back home, pretty mama But you can't ride in my car no more You're gonna need You're gonna need my…

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Texas Boys Expose Their Weapons; Texas Ladies Expose Their Breasts In Protest

Over-the-Top Humor, Texas style. Thanks Texas for giving us something to laugh about today. "WATCH: Texas open carry advocates fume after ‘skanky topless libtards' disrupt pro-gun rally By Scott Kaufman, RawStory Monday, July 28, 2014 11:02 EDT http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/07/28/watch-texas-open-carry-advocates-fume-after-skanky-topless-libtards-disrupt-pro-gun-rally/ Come and Take It Texas, a…

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Strange company

Several nights ago an old fav called me, said she'd like to see me and asked if I'd take her out for a coffee. I explained that my stripper budget for the month was gone, but she said she just…

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To Lie or Not To Lie

This weekend I ran into two situations with cute chicks where I chose integrity over the possibility of pussy. These two cuties were civie gals that I met-one on Friday and one on Saturday. Here's what happened. I met…

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Can we all frickin' agree...

...NOT to post dick pics as avatars? Yes fastscrs, I'm lookin' at you. You made me agree with jerikson40. What's up with that? We all know that ain't your dick. And even if it was we'd rather see a HAWT chick. What…

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Chelsea {MA} closes notorious strip club King Arthur's

http://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2014/07/27/the-end-tawdry-era-city-chelsea-closes-notorious-strip-club-king-arthur/BLON8WP2KFSo3LSXbn8HhM/story.html

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

My review is based on a...

My review is based on a late Friday night and Thursday afternoon visit a few weeks apart. As with all day visits the club can look empty and one may fall asleep because it…

Delilah's Den Of Hazlet

Keansburg, New Jersey

Decent place that they've recently changed...

Decent place that they've recently changed the interior of. The old private dance area is now a VIP room and the old pool table area is now where they do the lap dances.…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Electric Blue is a honky-tonk/dive bar...

Electric Blue is a honky-tonk/dive bar in the middle of nowhere. Anyone expecting to find coed cuties from nearby UConn dancing here will be very disappointed. Instead you’ll mostly find ladies that are about on…

Foxy Lady

Ranson, West Virginia

UPDATE: This place is rapidly going...

UPDATE: This place is rapidly going downhill. First, the new owners put new rules in place. Then, they raised drink and dance prices. Now, the indoor smoking ban is hitting them hard,…

Old Dolphin

Milwaukie, Oregon

I was told a couple of...

I was told a couple of dancers I knew from another club were now here so I stopped in to check it out. I had been in before when it was the Dolphin and it…

Pantheon Club

Dearborn, Michigan

The club has supposedly become a...

The club has supposedly become a Black club since I last ventured this way. As far as I can tell it has always been a Black club. Most of the dancers have been…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Last Saturday, Millstream Inn threw a...

Last Saturday, Millstream Inn threw a Luau Party. I was really impressed with the food. They had Hawaiian style sea food buffet, a whole baby pig laid out on a platter (with apple in mouth),…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Got here around 9 on a...

Got here around 9 on a Tuesday with nothing to do. Outside looked fine and had a well lit parking lot which I parked myself into. Cover was just 10 I think. The interior was... odd.…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

Have been going to the club...

Have been going to the club for awhile and usually on Fridays after a long week of work. Had to take a Friday off so I decided to go on Thursday a week ago. Glad…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Much has been written about this...

Much has been written about this place. It's dark. It's not fancy, but also not dirty. $10 goes a long way. The girls aren't super hot, but they also are pretty good. But here's a…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Visited this place after work on...

Visited this place after work on Mon. Parking space is ample though I would park as close as possible as the further you are, the more sketchy it gets. As you enter, the bathrooms are…

Omnia Blue Gentleman's Club

St. Petersburg, Florida

Overall, pleasantly surprised. Tipped in...

Overall, pleasantly surprised. Tipped in the bikini at the bar and at the stage. Private dances are $25 per song with no volume discounts for multiple songs. VIP room is 15 minutes…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

So Georgewalker nailed it earlier... this...

So Georgewalker nailed it earlier... this is the best Northern Virginia has to offer it terms of class and quality but thats not saying much. The bar and club itself is actually one of the…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Simply the best club in Rhode...

Simply the best club in Rhode Island. I have been coming here for years and the girls rarely disappoint. The girls are the very good looking depending on the day/night and the lap…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

This place seems empty and dead....

This place seems empty and dead. One girl Isabella looked pretty good and the rest were ok. I was thinking of taking her to the VIP but wasnt sure if it was the…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

TJ is always fun. I've written...

TJ is always fun. I've written a few reviews on these clubs, so my opinion on them is already on here. I just want to talk about my experience. Reviews are nice because they are…

Legs Cabaret

Houston, Texas

went in after working several months....

went in after working several months. wondered if some of the girls would still be there. nice surprise to see lot more diversity and increase in hotness/cuteness. but there is a downside. vip is lit…

Paradise City Uncensored

South Houston, Texas

First time going in to xtc...

First time going in to xtc for friend's bachelor party. was surprised at the hot girls walking around nude. this was my first time in all nude club. still 5 dollars for parking, then 20…

Jaguars Gold Club

Longview, Texas

The Jaguars Gold Club in Longview...

The Jaguars Gold Club in Longview is amazing. It's by far my favorite strip club to go to. The club is fairly small with one main stage and two small stages set amongst the tables…

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Laura Michell Prestin

Holy crap. That chick is incredible. There's a lot of "Miss America air-brushed perfect looking" beautiful women out there, as well as some downright totally HOT and NASTY chicks who may not necessarily be "beautiful" but they are guaranteed to…

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Strippers vs Escorts

Why is it some guys will pay several hundred dollars for maybe 15 minutes with a stripper to get a hj or a bj when the same amount of money will buy an hour or so with an escort with…

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Have you ever noticed some kind of reddish brown residue on your clothes after l

I was wondering if a dancer was wearing some kind of tanning spray or body spray. I guess I might need to look in the mirror after lap dances to try to figure out who is wearing it.…

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Why did you become a stripper ?

And the ladies of SW say: https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?194405-The-quot-why-are-you-a-stripper-quot-thread

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Mesmerized

About 3 or 4 years ago I was at one of my favorite local strip clubs tipping some girls. I glanced to my right, and I then saw the hottest stripper I've ever seen in my life. Unbelievable ass, great…

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Jay Wilson aka Juicebox

for all my fans that would love to see the clubs I go to and the girls I know and would love to visualy see the stupid shit I do and enjoy join me on facebook and youtube you should…

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Thank you tuscl and fellow tusclers

my birth was of course on this very forum. and I have brought many larfs and anger to you each and every one of you. thank you for your friendships and for growing with me as I learn more and…

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juice is a meowing lieing son of a baby bitch

meow I just need to get this off my old meow balls before I kill over from anger. I mean meow juice is like bart simpson and I m meow like skinner.. and im getting tireed of this wiper…

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OT: Favorite Food Network Hottie

I like it when Giada shows cleavage from her ample breasts, but Cat Cora is my favorite. She is hot! Meow.

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Bonesbrother ONLY appears when Brother Juice posts...coincidence?

I've got you sussed Brother Juice...Bonesbrother is just a character you created to stir up the ol' anthill. Well, I ain't fallin' for it. On a serious note, how many posters do you actually believe to be Juice? 'Tis clear…

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Stripper and Juggalo

http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/rftmusic/2014/07/we_got_the_inside_scoop_on_this_fat_guy_you_saw_on_tmz_at_the_gathering_of_the_juggalos.php Have we finally spotted Juice?

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Don't feed the trolls

Look like the nigger, juicebox, has decided to fuck up the discussion board again this weekend.

You All Can Relax Now (Part I of II)

I hereby lay my claim to the title of "Pathetic-est Loser of All Time" before the court. My SB (Becky) called a couple of weeks ago and said she was coming to town to visit and take care of some unfinished baby daddy issues. Sans hubby. Sans kids. After my heart started beating again, I far too casually asked her where she was staying. When she told me her mom was putting her up, I offered an alternative to staying with a drug addict who only dates abusive assholes. It didn't take long for her to stop protesting, so I asked her how long she'd planned on staying. When she answered "how long do you *want* me to stay", I nearly…

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meow

hello meow

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rehab

ive been to rehabe four times in my life and im thanking i nee dit again. i mean im fuvkinh some of the finest pussy in the Carolinas and snorting some of the best blow in the states but im…

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What do you drive to the strip club?

GARDEN CITY{SD} — A Weld County man was charged with driving under the influence after authorities say he drove a lawnmower to a Garden City bar and strip club despite having a revoked license. The Weld district attorney's office has charged…

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deep thoughts with da mane

im laying up smoking on only the lord knows what and dranking on some strong. ive already popped some pills and im no wear near feeling ill. im working on my firtst album called jucicy club melts, it should it…

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trading food for sex does this happen in the southwest ?

title says it all

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"Advertise Your Club Here! Get Started Now!"

I just noticed this blurb when pulling up reviews. Sounds like Founder is drumming up money. I have to wonder what shape club advertisements would take.

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sexual pleasures and a bishop of the lord masterbating in the corner of the club

most bishops tell people they will go to hell for playing dirty sex games with hookers and my sunday school teachers but i need to masterbate with people watching me in my sinful state. its the only true way i…

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rock hard body gets me cheaper sex

don't mean to brag but I just feel the need to share from my pain the blessings the road has giving me. since I bag for a living and do day labor at times I don't have the money as…

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working in clean clubs

hey boys. ive been working in a clean club the last few months and ive had a regular bloak visit me once a week. I find him very attractive and he spends $400 large all on me so he is…

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im bake

sorry for my moment of silancce I promise to keep being the sound of reason on this board to uphold virtue and truth

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greesing the staff of a gentelmens club

fellow goers I have a question about paying members of the staff such as the bouncers to insure my stay in the vip section of the club goes as plained. so how exactly do I place my three humdred dollars…

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Personal Trainer

My Saturday dancer, a hot black girl, told me she now has a personal trainer. She engaged him because she wants to compete in bikini contests. I have to say that her figure looks better. Her stomach has become…

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Flight Club Construction

In the Flight Club today (in Inkster, a Detroit suburb), they were doing construction. My waitress told me they were going to re-open the casino. But it looked to me like they were changing the 1st floor back…

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I came up with two great inventions.....

Lobster Helper.... just add lobster Battery powered microwaves...perfect for camping pretty good huh?

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Date ideas

I need ideas for what to do with a stripper on a date. Obviously we are going to have sex, but that comes at the end of the date. Usually I take her out for drinks and dinner…

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Do you keep dancers phone numbers or toss them away every so often?

I mean if you haven't seen them in ages I understand tossing the number. What if you see a dancer in another club and you think you might still have her number? I'm a bit of a pack…

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OT: Doctor fired back at gunman in hospital attack

Armed psychiatrist prevents a shooting massacre. http://news.yahoo.com/doctor-fired-back-gunman-hospital-attack-214524705.html

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cams in VIP

Lots and lots of clubs I go to have owner placed cams to monitor activity in the private or semiprivate LD areas... anyone know of cases where those images have be published.. or used by owners or dancers to…

Don't Think She's any Different

If you're in a long term relationship and she wants to start dancing but you trust her with the faith of a child, let me tell you, she's no different than mine and will be gone 12 weeks. I believed her, wanted her to get it out of her system, have the full-life experience but after 6 years of being in what I thought was a stable, healthy relationship, she was lying & cheating, sexting and using drugs and cheating within a few weeks - then gone. They're all the same. I found a program on a shared computer she was still logged into a few days ago. It shows all the texts on her "stripper" number…

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Hey lopaw

What would it take 4 u too party in Atlanta?!?! There will be lots of beautiful ladies

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100 LAPDANCES

Has any body got 100 dances in a row ?...hell how about 100 in one club ?

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Bday bash

Will be next week...Thursday through Sunday!!! I will be showing up one of those days!! Due too the intense media scrutiny I reseeve I will only be there one day unannounced!! This will be at follies who else will be…

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Reviews

Only one review today? And that one is written by LDK's son "Jizzinpants".

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OT: NFL RB Ray Rice suspension

The NFL is fucking up by only suspending Ray Rice two games for domestic violence. This type of a thing is a problem that should have been dealt with more seriously in my opinion. 1st time offenders of the League's…

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Orlando illego strip club busted.

ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. — Orange County investigators are working to track down at least one drug dealer and as many as 30 strippers after busting an illegal strip club operation late Thursday night. The Metropolitan Bureau of Investigation found out through…

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Giving Greek

Yes or no ?

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Follies - Atlanta

Visiting Atlanta next month... keep hearing this place is nuts. You get away with everything. White girls from 3-8pm & all black girls after 8pm... any suggestion n tip about this joint?

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Putin vs Obama.....

...is like Dougster vs Alucard, Obama keeps asking for a moderator to save him from the vile attack dog

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I've been catfished

Wow how pathetic! After my girl advice and my public lashing yesterday I did some extensive research last night. Really extensive and I was shocked. Girl "a" was the girl I was talking to for a long time. She had a…

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How prevalent is strippers fucking the mangers?

;) Okay, I am not some pathetic loser, but I just wanted to know, how common is it for the strippers to be fucking the managers? I mean like in all different clubs- large, small, and your chain SC…

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A Walk on the Quick Sand

Driving to my ex-ATF's house, I kept asking myself, "What the hell are you doing?" If I were smart, I thought, I would turn around and go home. I had ended my relationship with Christie over a year ago.…

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Your club extras.

I think we each have a favorite club. Answering only about that specific club, what would be "extras" in it? Of course it could vary by location, IE: Bar, LD area, VIP, etc. In mine, it would be a HJ and…

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Is VIP Membership worth the dollars spend

My favorite SC has recently said that they would like to begin VIP membership in September. Essentially, $1K paid upfront. This would allow free daytime admissions and free access to the VIP rooms before 7pm without having to pay for…

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"I'll suck your dick all day and all night"

Heard from another happy stripper recently. Thank you "Flomax". Just another in a growing list of dancers that have discovered the benefits of retrograde ejaculations. So what is a retrograde ejaculation? From Wikipedia: In the human male reproductive system, retrograde ejaculation…

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Strippers by Delivery

Has anyone had experience with hotwildstrippers.com? I want to know if they might be an alternative to the strip club? I go to clubs when I travel. I think I might save money by ordering these girls to my hotel for…

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OT: Your Favorite TV Commercial Hottie?

We know Slick has a thing for the red-headed Wendy's girl I'm liking the Nationwide cat burglar girl Who's yours?

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Extras question

How often do you order up a sloppy blow job ?

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Cocksmen question!!

Any of you cocksmen getting OTC for free from the dancers at your favorite club? I used to have an occasional horny stripper meet up with me for free. That was about 10 years ago, and is probably the biggest…

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Hypothetical Situation #8

Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb in the strip club. Once the 3-4-1 specials are announced by the DJ, the bomb is armed. If you can't LDK by the end of the 3-4-1, it blows up. What do you…

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The reason for strippers... right here

http://www.ijreview.com/2014/07/160094-needs-headline-mans-sex-spreadsheet/ A man's detailed account of his wife's refusal to grant him the “pleasure of marital relations” has gone viral, thanks to his annoyed spouse's plaintive plea to the denizens of Reddit. I wrote about the “Conjugal Sexcel Spreadsheet” earlier this week…

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A Strip Club Video Game ?

I have an idea for a strip club video game that could be used as a phone app or computer program. Does anyone make this ? My idea would be to select different clubs across the country / around the…

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Lesbian Customers

I know I'll get a lot of flack for even bringing this up, but I don't mean to start anything. It's an honest question. I've been going to strip clubs for many many years, and I've gone to many clubs in…

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Sci fi themed strip club?

I ran across this 2013 article about plans to open Jabbu's Hut, a sci fi themed strip club in Atlanta (http://www.atlbanana.com/science-themed-strip-club-jabbus-hut-to-open-near-ga-tech/). Does anyone know if it ever opened or if other clubs have picked up on this theme? Some hot…

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Girl Advice

OMG can't believe I am asking this on this board but considering many people on here think similar to me, maybe you guys can give some good advice. I can't tell my friends about this, because with their lack…

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ziggy saki ziggy saki hoy hoy hoy

Who was your favorite juggy girl? Mine was juggy Suzanne. I loved it when they were getting people to sign a petition to make the staten of liberty sexier?

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my stripper nightmare

I am a regular, she text me personal stuff, we saw outside the club a couple of times, but she changes...sometimes she is warm, close, other times sharp...gives some quick cheek kisses... She gives me the BEST lap dances ever,…

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Familiarity breeds....

My ATF has been a stripper for about 7 years. I first met her almost 5 years ago and have seen her OTC at least once a week for the last four years. She has a BF who's been with…

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Man accused of stealing from dancer at Rock Hill strip club

ROCK HILL {NC} — A Cherokee County man left a Rock Hill strip club with a black and swollen eye after police say an exotic dancer accused him of stealing her wallet and $180 cash after a private dance Tuesday…

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OT: Gallstones ?

Was recently diagnosed w/ a gallstone (just 1). GP said that means surgery to remove the gallbladder but referred me to a specialist (Gastro) b/c I also had another issue. Gastro specialist said he does not recommend surgery unless I am having…

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Do you ever make up names when you club?

You know...like Maurice -- occupation, space cowboy and midnight toker

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Strip Club Car Washes

Back when Deja Vu Ontario(So Cal, not Canada) was up and running, they would periodically have car washes. I went a couple of times on Saturday afternoons. The ladies looked great in bikini tops and daisy dukes.…

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Strip Club Gimmicks

With the recent thread about porn star features at strip clubs, I got to thinking, which is never good for anybody. I started thinking about strip club gimmicks. The different shenanigans that strip clubs do to attract more…

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LDKing

I asked my CF last night how many of her customers LDK during a lap dance. She said it was 100% in the VIP, and around 60% during regular lap dances. She then thought about this a little…

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Wow...things are sloooow at TUSCL

WTF? I come here in the morning for some erudite conversation...er, lulz and inappropriate posts 'bout tits, ass, and strippers...er, hookers. But nobody is engaging in said conversation! OK, Juice has drifted away and I hope that crazy mofo is getting…

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The New World Order - Strip Club version

I walked into a club this afternoon about 3pm, sat at the bar, ordered a drink and smiled at the dancer on a satellite stage a few feet away. After my drink came I stepped over to give the,…

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More news on Malaysian airliner!

Plane was full of corpses? peshaw! Ukrainian rebels couldn't shoot it down. Yah...right. Turns out it was Steven mothahfucking Spielberg. www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/steven-spielberg-shot-malaysia-airlines-flight-mh17