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Would you pay for this sort of service?

So I was looking at Shadow's famous 2AMers and I saw he did one for a club for long island. checking out the website, I saw there was this crazy menu hoping for food and instead I find this shit:…

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USA USA USA

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Strip club rewards

Superdude started a topic about today about the ways the clubs try to fuck the customers. Does any one know of any clubs that reward their repeat customers? The air lines have their frequent flyer programs, the credit card companies…

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Hey guys new at this and having issues with download a picture. Any tips ?

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State OKs sale of sex toys online to recoup tax losses

Kansas state government is on the verge of a financial windfall with the auctioning of thousands of sex toys seized by the revenue department for nonpayment of income, withholding and sales taxes, an official said Wednesday. Senate Minority Leader Anthony Hensley,…

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The next step.

Old timers, like me, have seen clubs add fees for almost everything in order to make money. Mandatory valet and coat check, inflated cover charges, booth charges, bathroom trolls, inflated charges on drinks, pushy shot girls, charges for…

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SC manager

I started managing a sc about 6 months ago. Its funny when people say you have the best or coolest job ever because they are so far from the truth then theyd ever know. My life has been totally taken…

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OT: Ryder Cup 2014

Down 10 - 6, can the US come back like they did in 1999 at Brookline?

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Dick Maintenance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRMI1bT-7eE

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Strip Club Hound--Gay or Supergay?

Press 1 for Gay Press 2 for Supergay http://stripclubhound.blogspot.com/?zx=437768d2a3837458

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Finally, got the chance to the...

Finally, got the chance to the 'famous' MBOT. Located on a busy area in SF, just in front of a parking lot. You can take a discounted 3 hour parking slip from the club itself…

Dreamgirls at Sodo

Seattle, Washington

I went here with my buddy,...

I went here with my buddy, we got there around mid-night. This was my first time to Dreamgirls and it sure did not disappoint. The place was packed when we got there but quickly we…

Kit Kat Club

Portland, Oregon

In Portland for awhile for work...

In Portland for awhile for work so me and my co worker are working out way through the strip clubs here, we got out of work and decided to go downtown we got some chow…

Wet Gentlemen's Club

Belleville, New Jersey

So based on a recommendation of...

So based on a recommendation of a bartender who works at this establishment as well as another in the general area, I decided to hit up Wet in Belleville. Upon arrival we realized parking…

Premier Bar

Dubai, United Arab Emirates

Ok,here's the updated review on Premier-Bar.This...

Ok,here's the updated review on Premier-Bar.This bar is located in the Hyatt-Regency.The cover charge was 200 AED ( and not 50 AED ).Even based on Arab-Emirates Dirham value to a US dollar,the entrance cover-charge is…

Mr Bs Go Go Girls

Wallington, New Jersey

This club was pretty fun considering...

This club was pretty fun considering it was my first gentlemen's club ever. Got a couple lap dances from 2 black girls who were pretty cute. The quality of these girls varied all around, but…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Had not been here for over...

Had not been here for over a year. (Don't live in Chicago anymore.) Put club on my must list because of categorization as a NUDE club. Went Friday night at 9:00 p.m. Friday night; the…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Decided to stop by BBD with...

Decided to stop by BBD with a few friends tonight and man, the club was super packed! However, there were enough girls to cover the girl/guy ratio so all was good. There are…

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

Acrop is a fun chill strip...

Acrop is a fun chill strip club. It is packed enough on weekends to not be a lonely club but not so crowded to be able to enjoy drinks with friends. The food…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

After reading some reviews and really...

After reading some reviews and really missing the strip clubs in Arizona I decied to go to venom (almost as soon as my plane landed). It was during the day so there wasn't that many…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Went to this place at night...

Went to this place at night and it was a little busy for my taste so decided to go in the afternoon. Place is so big- definitely sensory overload. The place was easy to…

Tracks Tavern

Massillon, Ohio

I was in town on business...

I was in town on business and someone had mentioned as this being a dive bar with dancers (but a lot cheaper than the gentleman's clubs 30-45 minutes drive away). I figured if I…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

DON'T GO TO THIS CLUB!!! I have...

DON'T GO TO THIS CLUB!!! I have been reading the reviews about this club, and it is highly accurate to say that this club sucks. We arrived sometime around 11pm on Saturday night, and CF…

Temptations

Bohemia, New York

Newer club clean vip room very...

Newer club clean vip room very clean. No smoking which is a nice change from other clubs where the girls and customers chain smoke. 4 girls on 2 older in 40's two younger one black…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

I made an early evening visit....

I made an early evening visit. I don't visit this club much so was surprised at the level of smokiness. I'm used to places that either have a separate cigar bar or enforce…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

I have been visiting once a...

I have been visiting once a month when I am in town over the last couple of years. Always a very enjoyable time, the ladies are all very friendly especially once they know you.…

Minks Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Had passed it many times while...

Had passed it many times while traveling on Grand Avenue, it looks like a dive bar from the outside, decided to try it. The heavy rains made the parking lot a swimming pool by…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

I have reviewed this place before....

I have reviewed this place before. Not much has changed, great place. The drinks are not expensive and the dancers continue to be friendly and hot. The location is not convenient to…

Filly's Gentlemens Club

Lafayette, Indiana

went on a Thursday night about...

went on a Thursday night about 8, a little early for this location. The place was nice, great bar but the dancing is at a stage that is very large and with one dancer…

Penthouse Club Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Stopped here during my lunch break...

Stopped here during my lunch break on mid week. It was dead. There was only another person besides myself sitting at the bar. Drinks are expensive $8 for Heineken. Only 4 girls working. Girls…

Delilah's Den Of Hazlet

Keansburg, New Jersey

two Saturday nights in a row....

two Saturday nights in a row. First trip had only two dancers I think belong on stage. There was one American. the rest were Russian and WOC. not my style of music. the dollar parade…

Delilah's Den Of Hazlet

Keansburg, New Jersey

two Saturday nights in a row....

two Saturday nights in a row. First trip had only two dancers I think belong on stage. There was one American. the rest were Russian and WOC. not my style of music. the dollar parade…

Black Betty's

Sayerville, New Jersey

After leaving Untouchables I ended up...

After leaving Untouchables I ended up close to Black Betty and decided to check it out. All of the dancers have mileage on them. But 3 of them were attractive and look like they were…

Black Cauldron

Portland, Oregon

Strips clubs around this area probably...

Strips clubs around this area probably would fall into the demographics of the neighborhood, expectations should be setup first in order to align properly and give Cauldron what is due. Cauldron not a Vegas strip…

Louie's Lounge

Bellwood, Illinois

Been to this place plenty of...

Been to this place plenty of times four years ago so it was my first time back in a while and it really has not change much besides the dancers that I recognized from the…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Currently my favorite club. Dancers range...

Currently my favorite club. Dancers range from 5 to 9. Some of the less attractive dancers are the most popular. They do work harder for your dollar. i prefer the slower nights. the dancers will…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Visited this club a couple of...

Visited this club a couple of weeks ago, and the dancers seem to be getting less friendly overall. Way too many "Wanna Dance?" girls, and then give you dirty looks if you don't say…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

Visited Kahoot's on a Friday mid-afternoon...

Visited Kahoot's on a Friday mid-afternoon to early evening. I also visited the previous Tuesday afternoon, and the experience was essentially the same for both days. The rotation for a late afternoon to early evening…

Kuma Charmers

Ithaca, New York

This is one odd club. It...

This is one odd club. It has its good points and its bad points, and it's definitely unusual. The best thing about Kuma Charmers is the girls--as it should be. I was there on a Thursday…

Club Extasy

Clinton, Maryland

I went to this club for...

I went to this club for the first time since 2011. There aredomr minor changes. You vould lap dance any whete in tje cclub and there's now a vip section tjat u gotta pay 10…

Le Pigale

Gatineau, Quebec

This is be best and largest...

This is be best and largest stripclub in the Capital region with the hottest girls, mostly white with the occasional black or asian. There is a cover charge to enter the club but no further…

Racers Premier Gentlemens Club

Rome, Italy

It looks like this place is...

It looks like this place is still trying to get their feet under them after reopening. I stopped in on a Thursday night around 11pm and there were only 1 or 2 dancers working, nobody…

Candi Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

I went to this club based...

I went to this club based on the last review of new club. I also saw a self promoted 2 min Youtube vide of this club which made me curious. The dearth of strip clubs…

Leather & Lace University

Charlotte, North Carolina

This review is for my past...

This review is for my past 2 saturday afternoon visits..The quality of the dancers has suffered especially during the day time.. 100 % of the dancers during the afternoon are AA which is OK but…

Sirens Day & Night Club

Fort Wayne, Indiana

What a HUGE disappointment. I had...

What a HUGE disappointment. I had an early Saturday morning meeting and did not want to stay out too late so I opted for this "medium" quality club based on the reviews I read here.…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Don't remember if I reviewed this...

Don't remember if I reviewed this place yet, but here goes. went one night after a local rock show to check it out. decent parking. very dark inside (except the entrance and private rooms). drinks were…

GC Gentlemen's Club

Marieville, Quebec

Club was busy for a Saturday...

Club was busy for a Saturday night , with lots of clients and and about 18 dancers. There was something for everyone, blonds brunets, ebony with natural and enhanced attributes. Based on my scale…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

I'd never been to a black...

I'd never been to a black strip club before. I showed up early in the afternoon; park across the street in the very large church parking lot. Cover was $14. Inside, things…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This is the best club to...

This is the best club to go to and the reason is the dancers. The Best dancer in the club is Brooke. She is a bland from From Florida...She is not only hot looking but…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Pretty dead when I arrived, only...

Pretty dead when I arrived, only 6 or so other guys. Sat at the bar and ordered a beer ($5 or so) and up came Amaya, a long haired brunette with nice body and small…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I was recently in the Philadelphia...

I was recently in the Philadelphia area on business and decided to stop by Playhouse Lounge. I had driven past it in the early evening for a few days and always noticed that the parking…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Myself and 2 friends went to...

Myself and 2 friends went to Penthouse late Saturday afternoon. We all wanted to try the food. The club is very nice inside. Probably the nicest club I've been too. While the club is probably…

Centerfold Lounge

Vienna, West Virginia

This place needed an update so...

This place needed an update so I took one for the team and made my way to the Centerfold Lounge. It's not too far off of I-77, but much more rural than in the…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Another visit to CH on 9/21/2014....

Another visit to CH on 9/21/2014. I arrived at about 7:30p, and things were pretty slow -- I guess that is to be expected for a Sunday afternoon. After a few rounds of…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

I was in Seattle for a...

I was in Seattle for a visit and decided to check out the strip club scene. I generally want high mileage, if you know what I mean, so I checked out the options and…

Lamplighter II

Millbury, Massachusetts

Stopped in a couple weeks ago...

Stopped in a couple weeks ago on a Thursday afternoon. Thought I should give it a try despite the not so great reviews. Perhaps a bit harsh, but talk about trash on parade. I did…

Shakers

East Rutherford, New Jersey

Only the second time I've been...

Only the second time I've been here, and my review is no different this time than it would have been last time, had I thought about reviewing it in the first place. I know it's a…

House of Babes

Columbus, Ohio

I've driven past House of Babes...

I've driven past House of Babes hundreds of times and never stopped in, had some free time and was in the area and figured I'd check it out. From the outside it looks kind of…

Sonny's Bar and Gentlemens Club

Chandler, Arizona

Sonny's was my first strip club,...

Sonny's was my first strip club, so it holds a somewhat special place in my heart. After entering and paying the cover, the very first thing to happen to me here was some…

Vegas Strip Gentlemen's Club

Battle Creek, Michigan

I entered the club for the...

I entered the club for the first time and noticed much remodeling on the outside of the building. Upson entering I asked not for cover but if I wanted to buy a 10 bracelet for…

Foxtail Gentlemen's Club

Montello, Wisconsin

A friend and I stopped in...

A friend and I stopped in there to check it out last Saturday. We were looking to spend money and have a good time. The inside of the building was at up nicely. I'm assuming…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

Back again. Second time visiting CG...

Back again. Second time visiting CG in about 3 months. Walked in, no cover which was a bonus. Same attractive tatted bartender working as on my first visit. Only a few other patrons in the…

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Juicebox69 got kicked out of Follies

Since I am da kang of Follies I need too keep every1 informed of a recent trend. I am righting this so all my minions are aware of recent situations. The girls in this club that are becoming ROBs is…

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OT:Youth Sports I

Today is a good day. It's like a repeat of last Saturday. Last Saturday was an intense day of youth sports for my family. Today was some more of the same. One niece who plays soccer…

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Long Island 2AMer

DEER PARK, N.Y. (AP) - A man has been fatally shot outside a topless club on Long Island. Suffolk County police say they received a 911 call at 3:36 a.m. Saturday about a shooting in the parking lot of Illusions Gentlemen's…

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I feel horrible for saying this, but...

...since one of my current club favorites got off the methadone and packed on weight, I have stopped seeing her OTC. As a human being, I am happy for her. But she just doesn't look hot anymore. She has a serious…

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Game improved via SC training...

So, I've noticed that since going to SC my outside game has vastly improved. I guess it's that certainty that at the end of the night if I need to see some Tn'A I know where to find it.…

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pregnant dancers

for the last couple of years, it's been the norm for drug addict dancers to get pregnant to motivate them to clean up. now it seems as though some of the regular girls with no major social issues are getting pregnant.…

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The Fappening 3

Anybody got links on this???

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Drinking

Have you ever been so drunk at a club that you didnt know how to rate the dancers while writing a review because you really didnt know?

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

What can I say that the...

What can I say that the 1,400+ other reviews haven't said already? Spearmint Rhino is my favorite strip club in Vegas simply because it has the hottest girls. Despite the multiple rooms/stages/seating areas it alway…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Stopped by Diamond Dolls on a...

Stopped by Diamond Dolls on a recent Tuesday evening around 10PM. I was a first time visitor to the club. After parking in their reasonably well lit parking lot, I approached the door…

The Men's Gallery

Melbourne, Victoria

Visited this place in Melbourne one...

Visited this place in Melbourne one afternoon. Easy to get to in a safe area, near regular businesses and quite busy. Friendly entry, about $7 fee. Coupons provided for free entry next time. No…

Body Shots Gentlemen's Club

Ocala, Florida

Went here last Tuesday, little hole...

Went here last Tuesday, little hole in the wall you wouldn't even notice, if you weren't looking for it. I stayed in a hotel down the street (there's 3-4 within walking distance, all cheap, no…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

Had some time to myself on...

Had some time to myself on a thursday night so I decided to drop in. I had a great time with a hit blonde my last time there so I was expecting to make…

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

I like this place. I typically...

I like this place. I typically go for the most dive-y clubs, but this is a couple steps up. I went in late on a Thursday night to see one of their featured performers.…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Arrived here on a Friday night...

Arrived here on a Friday night after failed attempt to find what I was looking for at Silver Criket. Sat at the bar and curvy brunette sat next to me. Asked her how…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

I had not visited for a...

I had not visited for a while (maybe a year or so). This place never lets me down. From the outside it appears to be a typical adult store, and when you walk in that…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Small club down the road from...

Small club down the road from Bogarts and the flight club, during the day there is no cover. There is a bar to the right as you enter. The club is small but…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

So I made it to about...

So I made it to about 5 clubs during my visit to Portland this week and will get to reviewing the other clubs next week. One club I really enjoyed even though it was…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

I hadn't been to a strip...

I hadn't been to a strip club - any strip club - in over a year. And it had been at least 5 years since I last visited Bare Elegance in Hawthorne near LAX.…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

This is sort of the sequel...

This is sort of the sequel to my previous review. I had gone to Bare Elegance 2 nights earlier and have a really good time and had been captivated by a dancer named Mel-e-Mel (sp?)…

Fox's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

I went in on Saturday afternoon,...

I went in on Saturday afternoon, I had not been to the place since I think it was called Baby Dolls. It was very dark and has a full length bar at the back…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

On my occasional travels to the...

On my occasional travels to the Fort Lauderdale area, I always make it a point to visit the Pompano Clubs--with three clubs within a one mile radius, it's a target-rich environment. This trip, I…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

This visit to the Porthole Pub...

This visit to the Porthole Pub left me singing along with Freddy Mercury--"fat-bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round." No beauty queens in this locality--the Porthole is a blast if your expectations…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

I had not had the chance...

I had not had the chance to get back to Arnie's in several months, so I welcomed the chance to stop in when my business had me down in the south suburbs yesterday. I arrived…

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

Went back for a visit on...

Went back for a visit on a Friday evening. If you're not looking for anything stronger than a Red Bull, you'll do ok. There were about 8 girls that I could see with…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I've been going to Club Risque...

I've been going to Club Risque on the Delaware for many years through the clubs's various incarnations and owners. CR one of my favorite clubs for a number of reasons. The quality of the dancers…

Rumors

Roxbury, New Jersey

Rumprs is your small local club...

Rumprs is your small local club it has decent girls they come and go alot always girls leaving and going! LD are standard 20 dollars i've heard rumors of extras but personally i have never…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

I will not go into the...

I will not go into the look of the club, it looks the same as previous reviews. First off, there's a new 8 song limit. Then they will charge you another $20 so be aware for…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I was in Vegas for a...

I was in Vegas for a couple days and decided to stop in. You can call Sapphire and have a driver pick you up. I tipped him $15 and went in. The…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Crazy Horse is a little bit...

Crazy Horse is a little bit of a hike from the Broadway area clubs - but if you've got the time, or are down in the Market Street area, then it is well worth it. I…

Aphrodite's Hot Lingerie Party

Portland, Oregon

Came for an outstanding bankers conference...

Came for an outstanding bankers conference and left with little to do. Hostesses were polite, parking wasn't hard to find, and I had a good time. Portland's the strip club capital of the US…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

I got to the Penthouse around...

I got to the Penthouse around 12:30, and ordered a french dip sandwich and a bucket of beer for lunch. The food was good as usual, and after satisfying my hunger I began paying…

Knockouts NWI

Gary, Indiana

First visit since SCORES takeover. Afternoon/evening...

First visit since SCORES takeover. Afternoon/evening visit about 5 p.m. No cover and at least 15 -20 flat screen TV's showing baseball and sports is captivating. The bartender, Erika?, is still memorable as she is…

Ace of Clubs

Atlanta, Georgia

5 dollar NUDE lap dances -...

5 dollar NUDE lap dances - period. Full contact, enthusiastic lap dance for 5 bucks. Can't beat it. Never been to the VIP but I get the impression that it is open (if you know…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Haven’t been down to Tijuana for...

Haven’t been down to Tijuana for a number of weeks...a long hot spell in Southern California dampened the desire for sweaty encounters. But earlier this week, I made the short drive south and headed…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

This club was pretty cool the...

This club was pretty cool the dancers are nice and the drinks are moderately priced, I like viewing the different chicks dance for me. And after buying a twenty dolor drink you get some…

Jaguar's

Lubbock, Texas

Jaguar's 12913 Hwy 87 Lubbock, Texas 79423 September 22,...

Jaguar's 12913 Hwy 87 Lubbock, Texas 79423 September 22, n 2014 I went about 6:15 P.M. Paid the $15.00 to get in (the WWW site said it was $10.00 until 7:00 P.M.) no one was dancing Lynda came over…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

I've been to this club numerous...

I've been to this club numerous times and I gotta say it's one of my favorites in the DMV area. I typically go on Thursdays as Fridays and Saturdays can get a bit crowded, long…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I had some time to kill...

I had some time to kill and stopped in since I haven't been in quite a while. I was there during the after happy hour but not full on evening shift so I saw…

Stars Cabaret

Salem, Oregon

I haven't been here in a...

I haven't been here in a long time but was not disappointed. There were several ladies available in all shapes and sizes. Too many with fake tits but plenty of natural ladies to keep me…

Thee Body Shop Cabaret

Greenville, North Carolina

Door was $10 (maybe $5 for...

Door was $10 (maybe $5 for members but can't remember), No beer have to bring your own, 6-8 dances all white. Only one really fat one, reset were reasonably slim; had the college hottie body,…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

As others have said Dreamer Girls...

As others have said Dreamer Girls has moved next door and IMO it's a better room than the previous location but it's still a dive, far from classy. Visited late afternoon, I saw 6 dancers,…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

Got here last Saturday at about...

Got here last Saturday at about 8:30 and it was dead! Saw a blondish mixed girl walking around and big booty SPARKLE dancing on stage or rather just going through the motions. Just…

Mirage Exotic Nightlife

Greensboro, North Carolina

Whenever a dancer tells me "The...

Whenever a dancer tells me "The girls and the management here are all just like family," I know that the customers get screwed over. Because what that means is they all take care of each…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

I went to the Paradise Saloon...

I went to the Paradise Saloon on a recent Friday afternoon after having not been there in awhile. First thing to know of course is it is a membership only club. Membership is cheap, and…

Blu Astor Gentlemen's Club

Janesville, Wisconsin

Stopped in just before 8pm. ...

Stopped in just before 8pm. Only 5 dancers on shift at that time but a couple more were added after 8. Not a lot of great ones there. The girls were doing…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Was in town on a business...

Was in town on a business trip. Had never been to Phoenix and based on the TUSCL reviews figured the Hi-Liter was the club best suited for me. Arrived around 1030 and tipped the doorman…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

I have to agree with the...

I have to agree with the everybody else that this club isn't what it use to be. My last visit was good but I agree it's hit and miss. I'm glad a dancer reviewed the…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Since I am da kang of...

Since I am da kang of Follies I need too keep every1 informed of a recent trend. I am righting this so all my minions are aware of recent situations. The girls in this club…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

I hadn't been to Pandora's in...

I hadn't been to Pandora's in a long time so decided to swing by one evening on my way home. I got there about 4pm, the manager was outside having a smoke. She…

My Journey to SC Fandom

So I'm not the most experienced SCer in the world. I actually couldn't stand the idea of SCs when I was younger, which is almost a sin as I'm from South Florida. Paying a woman to dance...when I can use some game and get the same type of grind for free in a regular club? Made no sense to 90s me. 90s me also thought SCs were only for PLs - even though my favorite rappers used to talk about them glowingly. My first SC visit was to Rolexxx during Labor Day weekend of 1999. Friend of mine from Cincinnati heard about it in Luke songs and whatnot, so he wanted to go. Bunch of us went out there: we saw Nick…

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The cunts on the pink site are confirming what I predicted.

I took a look over on the pink site for shits and grins. All the bitches are complaining about how slow and bad business is. I know I've ranted about how the ghetto vibe has infested strip clubs,…

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I'm looking for a new ATF. :)

I was lying in bed with my ATF After having great sex ... she spent the next hour just rubbing my testicles ... Something she just loved to do. As I was enjoying it, I turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that?" "Because..."…

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dancer's health issue

I've been seeing her for about 10 months and have a great time (looks like emma from wwe). She said she might or might not move soon from NJ to Fl. Last month when I saw her she said…

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NYC

Reading reviews of NYC and Boston clubs in anticipation of an upcoming vacation. Seems like i shouldn't waste my time with them and save my $$$'s! Am i wrong? Any places worth it? Prices seem crazy…

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Grandview 30 minutes

Anyone from pa go to grandview? Well even if not , what is a room that has a closed door , for. 30 min, and how much is it ? Also there is a couch. Do u…

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OT: Marital Status

Just ran across this tidbit: “America's young adults aren't rushing to tie the knot, and findings from a new Pew Research Center report suggest that couples are not getting married because 78% of single women want a partner…

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Stripper telephone tales

1) My original ATF had 3 phones. A wired home phone and 2 cellphones. 1 for customers and one for family & friends. I had all 3 numbers. One evening at her club her best friend got into it with…

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The condom cook book.

http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/25/theres-a-condom-cookbook-and-its-as-weird-and-gross-as-youd-imagine-4881910/

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San Jose Guy

His writing is verbose and lengthy to say the least, But if you want the history of something in Santa Clara county, you're in for a feast. Has he ever been to a strip club or had sex with a woman?…

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Nude dancers in Atlantic City to lose their shirts as casinos close?

http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2014/09/nude_dancers_in_atlantic_city.html

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Your Strip Club Entrance Music

Since we're on a song kick, you know how they play a Pro Wrestler’s theme music as he makes his way to the ring? (Hulk Hogan had “Real American,” Ric Flair had “Theme from 2001 – A Space Odyssey,”…

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Songs That "Actually" Kill The Mood

We all have our preferences when it comes to music, both in and out if the strip club. I know that many of the older and maybe even some of the younger hounds have little love for Hip Hop.…

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

Got here pretty early on a...

Got here pretty early on a Tuesday. Tuesday are customer appreciation day or something to that effect. There is a $1 cover charge, which is new since I was last here. All sorts of deals…

Tease (Old Listing)

Paterson, New Jersey

I see by the few reviews...

I see by the few reviews that there may be a lack of excitement in this place and it was very true. Was doing a little used car shopping near the club and decided to…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

My 3rd club of the night....

My 3rd club of the night. Arrived around 10PM. Parking for the club isn't bad. Valet is where it should be, and regular parking is across the street. I will say that my prices have…

Body Shoppe

Guelph, Ontario

Got in on a Tuesday at...

Got in on a Tuesday at 10:30 pm and the music was loud and top 40 and hiphop and dat got all the university kids up and hyped. As u pull up to the joint,…

JR's Cabaret

Bronx, New York

I have been coming here for...

I have been coming here for a while now, and it has started to go down hill. I brought a buddy here from out of town, and he wasn't very impressed. Still we made a…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

This club, once outstanding, is in...

This club, once outstanding, is in total freefall. The floor was mostly filled with newbie skanks. Looks like management is letting anyone work just to collect the fees they pay to dance. One hot waitress…

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Clubs in Louisville

I'll be in Louisville soon and know nothing about the SC's there. Can someone please give me the rundown about the clubs, girls and prices? How is the Rustic Frog across the border in Indiana?

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How to Get Away With Murder

New show starts tonight. I probably won't watch it, but it looks interesting. It seems to be about a professor teaching a course in Criminal Law 101. I've always thought I could get away with murder. But…

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any champagne room trick?

I'm told there is no sex in the champagne / vip rooms but who pays $600 to $ 1800 for a VIP to BLUE room (ex. Flashdancers) for the same dances that cost $ 20? Anyone knows the secret or is…

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South Florida Meetup: Booby trap doral

Hey Tuscl'ers! I'm planing on going to BTs Doral either today or tomorrow at 6pm (depending on when people want to meet up). We can grab a couple drinks, take in the view, share a couple stories and maybe find a…

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Detroit Clubs?

For those of you who follow Detroit clubs-What is this place called Thunderbolt? It is on a residential street. and has no reviews or website. Any idea how this got on our fair city's radar?

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St. Venus Theater in NYC, happening tomorrow

Hello all. I am attending a SVT event tomorrow evening, Friday. This "underground" strip club is nonpareil; puts typical strip club experiences to shame. Google if unfamiliar. Let me know if any of you have an interest in joining me.

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Learn to earn

Ive been to my handful of strips and just recently i went to 1 where the girls were super attractive yet super pushy too. Im obviously there to choose and enjoy but it seems like as soon as you step…

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To Lap Dance King

The king says the dancer must be willing to give me an LDK. Well king, I've got to admit, that would certainly be ok. But, if I can get the girl to suck on my dick. That's something that really does the trick. And…

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What per cent of your $350K/yr do you spend on strippers?

Okay, so you've got your essential expenses - food, bus fare, $4,000/mo apartment rent, etc. Then you've got those expenses people force on you - taxes, insurance, 401k, college tuition, $250/yr in charitable contributions, etc. Finally you've got all…

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Nature Strippers

We often discuss stripper names on TUSCL. We've talked about gals named after cars, gals named after drinks, gals named after precious stones, and I even brought up a thread about gals named after planets, stars, and other astronomical…

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Minimum Drink Replacement

Many clubs have a minimum drink requirement. I've heard that some clubs have hourly drink minimums. Yikes. Many of us have zero love for the minimum drink hassle and even less for the "buy a lady a drink" hustle.…

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Black clubs in/near MA?

Are there any black clubs around here????

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How long does it take for a dancer to remember you?

I went to a nearby SC about a week and a half ago. I got a few LD's from a couple different dancers. As I was about to leave I saw a different dancer on the stage. She sucked me…

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OT: "I'm working out most every day and watching what I eat"

When things ended with my first SB, I kinda went into a funk and let myself go. Now that I'm back doing stuff with SB 2.0, I'm feeling re-energized - taking the stairs at work, hitting the gym,…

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Valerie

Jerikson, can Valerie please come out and play? Looks like it's going to be a slow day and we need a ROB to stir things up.

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Offtopic rant against Apple

They make great products when the products are less than a year old but I hate the fact that they plan on breaking those products and dropping support for them after less than 2 or 3 years. I…

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Houston undercover operation at strip club lands 14 in jail.

An undercover operation at a strip club in northwest Harris County led to the arrest of 14 people and the seizure of drugs, weapons, and cash. The operation by the HCSO's Special Investigations Division Vice Unit was the culmination of…

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Woman with three breasts: Real or hoax?

http://www.wtsp.com/story/news/weird/2014/09/23/tampa-three-breasted-woman-hoax/16103527/

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Are clean dancers really at a disadvantage or is it SS ?

I often see dancers on SW complaining that their lack of $$$ is due to extras since they, of course, won’t do them. I imagine that perhaps this can be an issue in certain places like Detroit – but even here…

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Would a Younger Women Pay to Fuck You?

Grandfather Busted For Prostituting Himself...To Young Women http://stuppid.com/grandfather-busted-prostituting-himself-young-women/

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iPhone Update: IOS 8.0 and TUSCL

Has anyone else updated their iphone to 8.0 and now are experiencing some quirks on TUSCL? Ever since I did the update last week, occasionally when posting to a discussion topic - the phone freezes up. It's find it 3…

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Today's TUSCL pop culture count

Today's TUSCL pop culture "constantly making allusions to tv shows or movies" count: Doctor Who Benny Hill Miami Vice BSG Stripes Seinfeld Simpsons Sesame Street Some lame PBS Documentary ESPN 30 for 30 Lost Walking Dead Breaking Bad Did I miss any?

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OT : The Boomer List

Is the name of a PBS documentary airing at 9:00 pm EST at least on my PBS station. Documentary is about the baby boom generation. I think it may be a repeat but seems kinda interesting.

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I finally finished LOST

What a rip off. By the way, is "The Boring Dead" still on? Anything new happening with the plot?

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im dating a stripper again

I dont get it...im not the best looking guy, im not the richest, im not the youngest or oldest...hell im not even black.....but i find myself datting dancers over and over again...maybe i will understand once im to old to…

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Just being some good ole Muslim boys.

Afghan soldiers who ran from Cape Cod hit up nearby strip club. A United States Border Patrol car sits next to the entrance to the United States from Canada on the Rainbow Bridge that connects Niagara Falls, New York and Niagara…

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Hottest Woman

OMG, yesterday, I was laying in a hospital bed getting ready for surgery. Many people kept coming and going, doing things, asking questions, giving me info, whatever. So in walks another. Just a set of scrubs, a surgical hair net, and…

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The last time

When was the last time you got a stripper's phone number? I used to be into that in my earlier days, but the lack of super hot strippers in my area, the stripper shit/flakeyness, most of the time getting the number…

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How do I find out?

When a cute girl that I haven't seen on stage asks me if I want a dance, assuming that it's a full contact club, I usually have only one question besides possibly price negotiations. The one question is: are…

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Top MassWildlife official lives the wild life at RI strip clubs

http://www.myfoxboston.com/story/26598978/top-masswildlife-official-lives-the-wild-life-at-ri-strip-clubs It's not a good idea to drive your official state car with logos to strip clubs in another state.

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Outrage grows over strip club's video billboard

http://www.ktvu.com/news/news/national/outrage-grows-over-strip-club-video-billboard/nhSFP/ That's quite a billboard!

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Does it ever bother you?

Your ATF texts you, says she misses you, and really wants you to come see her at the club. You show up at the club and notice your ATF leaving the VIP in the company of a large man…

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Best Songs for Strippers?

Nowadays, it feels like most every strip club I walk into plays pretty much the same crap over and over, and it's almost always rap and hip-hop, usually played loud enough to be heard three counties over. My tolerance gets…

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Happy Birthday Tommy

Here's to 87 years, Tommy Lasorda.

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Have you experienced this ?

Anything can happen in strip clubs and I’m sure almost anything has. Besides the assumption that it can, and probably has, happened; are you personally aware of a dancer and a bouncer working in collusion to rip off custies? The following recent…

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And your worried when you can't get it up a second time?

Experiencing 100 orgasms a day may sound like the gift that keeps on giving, but a heartbroken man from Wisconsin can assure you — it’s much more of a curse. Dale Decker is a 37-year-old husband and father of two who…

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Happy Autumnal Equinox!

Fall is my favorite season - Football, Cheerleaders, Oktoberfest, Halloween, Thanksgiving... Time for some candy corn and pumpkin spice latte, lol

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The Rise and Fall of the Motor City Stripper

To all my fellow Motor City Madmen: After a rather lame visit to the "D", and visiting the majority of the top-level clubs (Penthouse, Flight Club, Players, and Coliseum) on both the day and night shifts, I was chatting with a…

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Hottest women

In all of your travels, which city had the hottest women? I'm not talking about strippers specifically, I'm just talking about the women in general. I've been to LA, Vegas, Seattle, Houston, Dallas etc. I would have to say Houston had…

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Meaty digit joke

What would you call Lopaw if she had Duke's sausage fingers? Well hung!

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Add a club website?

I noticed that a club that I have been to is missing it's website but I don't see any way to add it. Am I missing somethings?

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From the real world to the strip club

Have you ever seen a civilian outside the club and wish you could see what she looks like in a stripper outfit in the strip club? There is this girl at my work that is exactly my type (beautiful face, tan,…

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For you boob lovers. This story is from Floriduh of course.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/beauty/jasmine-tridevil-the-woman-with-three-breasts/story-fnjck634-1227066715458

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From Pole to Pulpit, a Club and a Church Do Battle

This story of a battle between a church and a strip club has been trending for a week or two, and now the New York Times is covering it! http://www.nytimes.com/2014/09/22/us/22pastor.html?module=Search&mabReward=relbias%3Aw%2C%7B%221%22%3A%22RI%3A9%22%7D

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WORLDS SEXIEST FEMALE CRIMINAL

http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/21/move-over-jeremy-meeks-the-world-has-a-new-sexiest-criminal-and-its-a-lady-4877201/

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Take it off

Was having an OTC session with my current favorite. Very GFE. It was going longer than usual and were both sweaty. She leans in and wispers in my ear "you can go bareback if you want". I acted as if…

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A dancer that knows what she wants

Read her TUSCL bio: https://www.tuscl.net/u.php?UID=296102