Now I know how you Detroit boys feel
rickdugan
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But recently I have found a club where, once I became a known quantity, everything opened up. I've taken a bunch of attractive girls out, with almost no friction from other girls. Now I start at a nicer club and finish my night at this one and, every time I drop in, it is like visiting an OTC buffet. The manager is in on it, which helps grease the skids all around, though it stinks to have to stroke him the "early departure fee" and the door guy gets a small taste too, but everything has a price.
Now I know how you Detroit guys feel, lol.
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I am not a Detroit local but might as well be as often as I club there. The first few times I experienced it I was shocked I didn't have to negotiate - love that!
Seriously dude, I'm going to assume you "stroked" the manager with $50. Then you left with a chick you promised an extra $50 if she did a good job. I hope her quote was at least $200. I'm just dubious that I'd want a chick that values herself so little.
Hookers that charge so little end up costing more in the long run. There is the cost of the bags you have to buy to cover up their heads (ugly can seep through a cheap bag). Plus, there are the medical bills for reattaching your dick when it falls off due to her herpes simplex XIII.
Rick, all I can say is stay classy dude...stay classy.
For future reference, just say "therefore, I paid the manager a small fee so i could engage in heterosexual acts with a female stripper, at all times acting in a thoroughly heterosexual manner". Dougster will have a hard time making that one sound gay. But I'm sure he will!
But when SHOULD we think Rick-dude is feeding you straight lines? How about when he says something like:
"Last night I really wessoned the bouncer. Ever done that? That's when you tell the bouncer a Benjamin if you can take a dancer home. Then you balance the $100 note on your pecker, douse it in Wesson oil, and insert the money in his anus using your greased dick."
Still in character, Rick-dude then says "I don't really like strippers because I think girls are icky, but I enjoy wessoning bouncers. Plus, strippers help me flavor my fried chicken drumsticks. The Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay bay-bee!"
If he says that, would it be a set up?
I'm not a big believer in conspiracy theories myself. They can be amusing an obviously fictious setting. I did enjoy the X-File, for instance. In real life though, I think people will generally only bother to conspiracy when there is big money at stake. In fact, under those circumstances, I would expect them. Occomor's Razor or something (yes, deliberately misspelling it to troll).
Stroke 'em to the left and Stroke 'em to the right. Stroke 'em to the manager that you love the best!