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Newbie123 Joined Oct 2019 Clubs: 0 Reviews: 0
Where can I find “extras”?
Posted - Just Now: Hey, guys, new here. Just started going to strip clubs, and want to know where I can find extras.
Steve229: Sssh, not so loud. You want the moderator to ban you?
Newbie123: Oh, sorry, I just wanted to ask about extras.
Steve229: I can see you’re new here, so I guess you haven’t heard, but the era of cheap, readily available extras is long gone. Another victim of the Great Obama/Clinton Economic Boom. Any extras would be cost prohibitive now, that is if you could even find any strippers still willing to give them.
Newbie123: But I can pay. I make $350K a year.
Steve229: $350K/yr? Everybody makes that now. The best you can hope for now is to get a 90 second no-contact air dance from a Stripper Web certified “clean” dancer. That is, if you can find a club that still has any dancers left.
Newbie123: That doesn’t sound good at all. So where did all the fun strippers go?
Steve229: Oh, you know, nursing school, commercial real estate agent, server at the Cheesecake Factory, you name it.
Newbie123: Sounds bleak. Isn’t there something you can do to help me?
Steve229: Okay, I shouldn’t even be talking about this, but there’s supposed to be a guy – hell, he may be an urban legend for all I know – but anyway, he’s supposed to have a “system.” If anybody can help you still find extras, he can. I’ll PM you his contact info.
Newbie123: Thanks, man.
Steve229: Good luck. You’re going to need it.
Isn't more likely it would go something like this:
steve229: Well, I'll let you in a little tip. I never went to strip club for extras anyway. My big fascination was meeting girls in their early 20s who I could discuss the latest celebrity gossip with.
Newbie123: So economics is over your head then?
steve229: that's putting it mildly!
Newbie123: Ok, n/m...