Greetings/young TUSCL members

“… I just submitted a review, and I will be writing more in the future …”

It looks like you have been lurking and know how to not have the TUSCL guns turned on you :)

What part of the country (city) do you monger in?

And we’re not old farts – we are “mature” gentlemen.

Off the top of my head w.r.t. TUSCLers under 30:

ranukam – out of Portland but he said he just got engage and giving up the game & TUSCL

GoVikings – out of Richmond, VA

There are others I imagine but they are not coming to mind right now.

Yeah – be more sensitive – we are not old farts – just age challenged

@Papi- I travel all over, but I'm a west coast guy (LA, Vegas, PDX, occasionally Seattle).

Damn only two TUSCLers under 30 papi? Lol. I guess this really is the land of the old farts.

Jestie214 is sub 30 both in terms of age and IQ.

Like Bullwinkle said, you (usually) get more disposable money when you're older.

By the time you get the AARP card, though, unless that money is up there in the millions the strip joint's pretty much all ya got if you want three different girls under 25 to shove their bare tits onto your face on the same evening.

And let's not forget that 16 y/o girl steve229.

^^ Whippersnapper!

There are probably more – but not that post on the board regularly.

I think LMN may claim to be under 30, but few of us believe his entertaining antics.

Don't knock being older. We've got the money and experience to get far more pussy at a strip club than most younger guys. Strippers love our money, and all women love our maturity. Stay and learn.

I started clubbing in the 1990's. The senior citizens here were doing it before I was born.

We're not old. We just know a lot of '60's pop culture references. :)

I sat and talked with Bob Dylan in 1964, I saw Hendricks at the old Boston Garden in 1967, I remember the Beatles arrival in America. Strippers love these stories. I fell head over heels for a stripper 40 years younger than I and dropped 200 K on her over 4 years and didn't have to mortgage my house to do so. Would I swap places with a healthy 29 year old? In a heartbeat. But don't knock us old farts - the strippers know where the money is and if you think their looking for anything else you're sadly disillusioned.

I'm not hating on the older guys, I know I'll be old one day. I'm just wondering where the young fellas be at.

Hey, I'm new too. I'm a very fit old fart and glad to be where I am. At your age, missionary, I had serial GFs and didn't need strip clubs or escorts. Unless you have serious cash from your daddy, you should think twice about blowing cash in strip clubs. Maybe do a google search under "time value of money" and you'll get a clue.

Haha, I had to do the multiple alias thing before I left TUSCL. Now my time is complete.

^^^well time too add him too the ignore list LOL

Shadow cat is on life #3 of 9, making him 27.....

Now I know why Ranukam is getting married. Can't keep up with us senior citizens. :)

lol I love how the OP thinks that anyone over 30 has got one foot in the grave.

We're overages, not undersexed!

Haha what a moron!

I'm not old. I'm chronologically challenged.

Often times, smart asses don't grow old. Their big mouths write checks their stupidity can't cash.

Treat us with deference and respect and we might leave you some crumbs to enjoy after we have had our fun in the clubs.

Gee Ranukam, I think you fooled some people

I'm not old. I'm well seasoned -- and over easy.

Could someone please explain this concept of "disposable income" to me?

"Could someone please explain this concept of "disposable income" to me?"

Sure. You give your income to a stripper and she disposes of it.

PhantonGeek: " Could someone please explain this concept of 'disposable income' to me? "

Think it's beyond the minds of many on this board who can't even grok the difference between salary and income. Especially the minds of 16 y/o girls who ought to stick to their forte's such as the latest celebrity gossip.

If you have to ask for a definition of "disposable income" you don't have any disposable income.

Regarding the original topic, I consider myself young at heart -- 25 tops. Crazy Joe and CapriSun are clearly young at heart as well.

The Juiceman -- he is ageless. Time stands still in that dude's gravity well. #sausage.fingers

You're only as old as the women you fuck.

Founder, you should trademark that phrase and make it the web site's official logo. "tuscl.net, where you're only as old as the women you fuck."

C'mon zip. You know Doogie isn't working with a full deck. He may have disposable income and not even know it.

@JohnSmith, You are so right ! The girls all tell me they hate the young guys cuz they don't go slow and take their time.they try to rush it to pop their load. Girls like you to get down there and spend some time licking before you shove in the dick. You need to spend more time on foreplay than the actual fuck. These young guys lack the experience to show a woman a good time.

"You know Doogie isn't working with a full deck"

I don't always agree with jabthehut, but when he's right, he's right

Steve, isn't it more like "give your income to any woman and she disposes of it"?

"Steve, isn't it more like "give your income to any woman and she disposes of it"?"

@PhantomGeek - True, lol. I stand corrected, sir!