Last night I'm leaving the lap dance area with my ATF to be. A guy in front of me is paying for 4 dances ($80) with all $1 bills. It takes the bouncer a few minutes to count the huge pile of $1 bills and a line forms of guys and dancers waiting to pay behind him. When my turn finally comes, I tell the bouncer that I need to pay in quarters. He's laughs at the joke, and I hand him my $20s .
I get that the guy probably had a huge wad of $1 for stage tips that he wanted to get rid of before going home. But rather than create this huge line, he should've just done what I do -- either save the $1s for the next trip, or forget them in my pocket so the wife has something to be suspicious about on laundry day.
My joke with the bouncer made me wonder about something. Has anyone seen (or been) such a huge PL as to pay or tip a dancer in coins and not bills? I've never seen it done but I'm betting somebody probably has. Seems to me that sort of conduct would be right up there with jacking off while watching another guy get a lap dance.


Come to any Alberta club. You will see a blizzard of loonies and toonies flying through the air. The poor dancers have to deal with changing up all this shrapnel to something less weighty. The bouncer then loads the coins back into the change machine for the next batch of PLs who need some shrapnel to toss at the glistening pink vajayjays on stage.