On their 25th anniversary, a woman was surprised that husband was late coming home. She was upset because she had cooked a nice dinner. So she called him on her cell phone and asked him where he was.
Her husband said, "Do you remember that fur shop we visited 25 years ago where you fell in love with that long mink coat, but we couldn't afford it? And I promised that I would buy it for you some day?"
The wife chokes up and says, "Yes, I remember that shop."
"Well," the husband replies, "I'm in the strip club next door."
lol. But given the fact most girls today shave their lady parts bare, I think I'd prefer the fur store.